idiots at work, brought to you by the Fairfax County Police

Brought to you by the Fairfax County Police….preying on the people to turn a buck and all because Walmart isn’t hiring.

 This week child molestation charge…Children the policeman IS NOT your friend

Bladen Co NC deputy is under investigation into unspecified sexual misconduct allegations involving a 15yr-old girl [1] bit.ly/uW5FsB

Harrison Co MS deputy who was working as a school resource officer at an elementary school has been sentenced to 3yrs prison for possession of child porn [0] bit.ly/v6PPQ8

Pueblo Co CO deputy was arrested for child exploitation after a sergeant found his thumb drive left at the jail and discovered that it was filled with child porn. [0] bit.ly/rQX7Lt

Children the policeman IS NOT your friend

Lakeland FL cop given probation & $500 fine for improperly storing firearm that 7yr-old shot 10yr-old in hand with [0] bit.ly/ui5Tnd

Murder

US State Department law enforcement agent was arrested on suspicion of 2nd degree murder for shooting a man to death at a McDonalds in Hawaii [1] bit.ly/sBovSK

At last…Justice

Oakland CA cop was ordered by a judge to pay $40,000 of a civil judgment from his own pocket to 2 men he illegally strip searched in public. [0] bit.ly/vjbvCN

The cops are terrified of evidence…ironic ain’t it?

A cop, possibly from the Oakland CA police dept, was shown on video, seen above, shooting a man with a “less-than lethal” round for videotaping a line of riot police at the #OccupyOakland general strike. The dept hasn’t given any explanation this time, possibly because their justification for previous incidents of firing on protesters has come into question as well. [3] bit.ly/vylQsD

2 University of Wiscpnsin at La Crosse WI police officers are being sued by a man arrested for recording the officers arresting his friend for recording a public congressional debate. [3] bit.ly/uekLRS

 

Slappin the old wife around a bit

Albuquerque NM cop arrested on DV charges for repeatedly kicking woman, later identified as his wife, in the back & taking her cellphone [1] bit.ly/s3DHV0

Portsmouth VA cop on leave after arrested on misd domestic assault charges involving mother of his child [1] bit.ly/tHEoWy

Common thief

3 Chicago IL cops suspended w/o pay pending a termination hearing over allegations they repeatedly issued dozens of fake traffic tickets to a man they never met. A 4th officer involved in the case was fired in another case for an off-duty assault incident. [1] http://trib.in/sL00QL

New Orleans LA cop gets suspended sentence after pleading to malfeasance for writing fake tickets to get overtime [0] bit.ly/vZC7kU

Fort Wayne IN cop faces termination hearing involving 3 neglect of duty allegations in one month [0] bit.ly/vjs02U

Superior WI cop was suspended for 60 days for stealing $5000 from fellow cops. The civil review board there said it wouldn’t fire him despite the criminal misconduct because, they say, it would be unfair to fire him when the department never fired other officers for breaking the law. [0] bit.ly/tVGciO

Shinnston WV cop suspended pending investigation into unspecified allegations of criminal conduct [2] bit.ly/tddC4y

Nicholas Co KY sheriff gets diversionary sentence, must repay over $31,000 that stole from forfieture funds [0] bit.ly/sogyoA

Drunk/drugs

Boise Co ID deputy arrested for drunk driving after driving patrol car off dirt road & rolling it while off duty [0] bit.ly/u01rMG

2 Truckahoe NY cops suspended for unspecified period of time for covering up for NYPD cop’s drunk driving accident [2] http://lohud.us/vbqK3z

Washington Co MD deputy arrested on allegations he was supplying drugs to a jail inmate [0] bit.ly/vh9vH9

Emery Co UT deputy arrested on allegations he was stealing drugs from sheriff’s dept & doctor shopping [0] bit.ly/vgpEdK

Schenectady NY police sgt suspended after arrested on DUI & leaving the scene of an accident charges while off duty [0] bit.ly/rRW3Ku

False arrest

Portland OR police sued by a man claiming he was falsely arrested after refusing to let that officer perform an invasive search during a stop without cause. [3] bit.ly/rwLl9r

Assaulting citizens and then hiding behind the law

Spokane WA officials are denouncing about 48 police officers who attended the trial of a cop convicted of using excessive force in the beating death of a mentally ill man at a convenience store and saluting him as he was being escorted into custody. Officials now say they are investigating those officers to determine if any were on duty at the time. [0] bit.ly/vFIIGn

 Hampton Falls NH settles suit for $37.5k to man claiming cop used excessive force when he shot him after car chase [0] bit.ly/t44g60

Asheville NC police accused of targeting #OccupyAsheville organizers with questionable arrests, including one person arrested for acts during a protest march that person didn’t even attend. [3] bit.ly/soForu

Little Rock AR cop investigated after video shows him repeatedly punch man in face at off-duty club security job [0] bit.ly/sJvkIx

Oakland CA cops are accused of badly beating an Iraq war veteran who was allegedly trying to cross a police line at #OccupyOakland on his way home from dinner. He was also allegedly denied medical care in jail, only to be driven to a hospital for emergency surgery for the ruptured spleen he suffered after he was bailed out of jail. [3] bit.ly/uDa9fU

2 West Virginia state troopers are the subject of a lawsuit alleging they broke into a home and smashed the homeowner’s face in with the butt of a rifle as he slept on his couch in an alleged case of mistaken identification. [5] bit.ly/vMnu7C

Prince George’s County MD an unknown number of cops are being investigated on allegations that they beat & tasered 2 cuffed men after a chase. [2] wapo.st/vOswjZ

Will County IL deputy is being sued for brutality on allegations that he broke a man’s neck and ruptured his liver while responding to a call from a store owner about a dispute, allegedly because the officer found an FBI business card in the man’s belongings and thought he was an FBI informant. [5] trib.in/vHOGCL

Oakland CA settled an excessive force lawsuit for $22,000 to a man claiming cops busted his teeth by slamming his face down on a police cruiser hood during an arrest during a traffic stop. [0] bit.ly/uzf4mp

Good, one less cop in the world

Jackson Co OR deputy wins $209k judgment in suit alleging he was fired for arresting supervisor’s retired cop pal [3] bit.ly/sxTS3T

Cops and women…a strange, strange relationship

New York NY police are being accused of telling a sexual battery victim at #OccupyWallStreet that it was her fault for sleeping there. Oddly, the police and mayor have been chastising protesters for allegedly not reporting crimes, but apparently blaming them for being there when they do report being victimized. [3] bit.ly/vMCi0g

Delaware Co OK sheriff resigns after $13.5mil settlement was made to 15 women claiming that he ignored rape complaints against his jail employees [0] bit.ly/rKeCYV

Lincoln Co MO sheriff’s detective was indicted on a variety of charges alleging he sexually abused and assaulted 5 female drug court participants under color of law [0] bit.ly/tUmMKV

Glendale AZ cop hits pregnant teen in crosswalk w/cruiser, slightly injuring her, claims sun was in his eyes [1] bit.ly/sd7u6K

Winnebago Co IL deputy suspended 5days w/o pay as discipline for sexual harassment case [0] bit.ly/tTQFzV

Galena Park TX cop files EEOC complaint alleging chief grilled her about sex after ex sent him nude pics as revenge [1] bit.ly/tuOBgs

New York NY police are being criticized for jailing an out-of-town college student for 36 hours just because she left her identification at her hotel and they refused to let her friend retrieve it. [3] nyti.ms/v0vo0b

Then the judge is an idiot

Monroe Co NY forced by judge to rehire a deputy with a history of misconduct who was fired after violating a “last chance” agreement which indicated he would be fired for any more misconduct… The judge claims such agreements are too vague. [0] on.rocne.ws/ueCvWo

Thug 101

2 Lake Co IN cops under investigation on allegations that they were involved in bar fight, no details released [2] bit.ly/sX8nus

loan fraud

Georgia Bureau of Investigation agent suspended while subject of investigation into $1mil loan fraud allegations [0] bit.ly/sREJGM

Pimp

Massachusetts state trooper suspended w/o pay for allegedly trying to cover up for prostitution ring he was part of [0] bit.ly/vHsDe9

Selling influence

Maricopa Co AZ sheriff’s capt was fired for lying about fundraising activities for sheriff & violating campaign laws[3] bit.ly/uzxszl

Illegal gun sales

2 Sacramento Co CA deputies suspended after they are added to list of cops under investigation for illegal gun sales[0] bit.ly/sETGjf

Weasel

Philadelphia PA cop caught lying on stand in a drug case after defense reveals video contradicting him. While the case was dismissed over the perjured testimony, it does not appear as though the officer will face any repercussions.[3] bit.ly/tOOpGf

Initiating violence…why is this not surprising

Dallas TX police are being investigated after they were accused of initiating violence at an #OccupyDallas protest march that resulted in protesters being maced & arrested. Not only did at least one journalist at the event suggest that the officers were the aggressors, but video also allegedly contradicts the official reports. [3] bit.ly/sY1s6v

Oakland CA police officer was caught on video at #OccupyOakland hiding his name tag & badge number with tape which happens to be against departmental policy. A supervisor was alerted to the issue and was shown on video making the officer remove the tape. [0] bit.ly/ugWdjm

You don’t understand…I’m special

2 Florida state troopers caught on dashcam speeding w/o lights by cop angry at trooper’s arrest of cop for speeding [1] thesent.nl/uz1aWX

                                                       Thank god for women cops

Houston TX police female officer arrested after vandalizing ex-boyfriend’s home until he tasered her and called 911 [0] bit.ly/rrjIiE

The role of media in a free society is to question and then report

Fairfax targeting drunk drivers today

By:Liz Essley | 11/05/11 12:10 PM
Examiner Staff Writer

 

Fairfax County police will set up a sobriety checkpoint Saturday as part of the "Checkpoint Strikeforce" campaign to target drunk drivers.

The state-wide campaign began 10 years ago, and police say it's worked: alcohol-related fatalities have dropped 23 percent in Virginia since 2001

WHO SAYS SO? THE COPS? WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO SAY? SOBRIETY CHECK POINTS ARE A THREAT TO A FREE PEOPLE? OF COURSE THEY'LL SAY ITS A SUCCESS......

BUT WHAT ABOUT IN FAIRFAX COUNTY? WHAT ARE THE STATS?

 More than 32,000 people were arrested for drunk driving in Virginia in 2010, and more than 29,000 were convicted.

HOW MANY PEOPLE DRIVE IN VIRGINIA? WHAT PERCENTAGE HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING?

WHAT PERCENTAGE WERE ARRESTED HERE IN FAIRFAX COUNTY

7,770.000 people in the state
5,400,000 licensed to drive

0.005% of the population has been convicted of drunk driving...justify the expense and use of man hours

Question, don't accept. The policeman is not your friend. Cops lie. Question what they tell you. Its the sacred role of the media.

But Fairfax police say there's more work to be done, since about 19 people a year die in drunk-driving-related crashes in Fairfax every year.

PROVE IT......

A memo from the David "Cool hat hopalong" Rhoherer-er

To all staff:

As of immediately and that means, like, right now, you are no longer to offer me a High Five. It isn’t funny. Many people in American and other states, like Canada and that other one …the one with the Mexican food…you know…..oh…..Arizona…..suffer from being “Height challenged”. I also want to put to rest…that means, like, stop, this …is it vicious or vivacious?…well anyway, this…its vivacious, this vivacious rumor that I’m so short you can see my feet on my driver’s license…that is essentially more or less not true, kinda.

Anonymous blogger

Wait, I mean Chief David Rhorer-er

Idiots at work....Fairfax County Police (name tag brings in more viewers)

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This week’s child molestation charges….kid, the policeman IS NOT your friend

Atlanta GA cop sentenced to 20yrs for molestation & sexual battery of a 12yr-old disabled girl he met as school cop [0] http://bit.ly/rxOz0m

 King Co WA deputy w/history of 26 findings of misconduct in 2yrs under investigation for sexual comments to teen [0] http://bit.ly/rJs9Pp

Murder

Santa Ana CA off-duty cop fatally shot unarmed man after mistaking him for car burglar when the man was was actually paid to help someone change a tire on the van the officer thought he was stealing. The story gets weirder after  with the officer claiming he got in his personal car and chased him down when he ran and then, after catching him, shot the guy when he allegedly got behind the wheel of the officer’s car somehow. [0] http://lat.ms/tcZoYF

Soliciting crimes against nature

Pender County NC sheriff’s capt found guilty of soliciting crimes against nature, acquitted on prostitution charges [0] http://bit.ly/uFqPyP

Creepy cop behavior

St Albans WV police chief suspended while investigated for sexual harassment, had disciplinary history elsewhere [2] http://bit.ly/sxvI9K

Wells MN cop suspended 2 weeks & must attend alcohol treatment over unspecified “conduct unbecoming” allegations [3] http://bit.ly/vz5Kr4

Beating unarmed citizens and then hiding behind the law

Elizabeth NJ police lose suit for $1.5mil to man claiming cops fractured his skull by pistol-whipping him and then covered it up [3] http://bit.ly/uBDcII

Evergreen AL cop fired on allegations he tasered  a councilman’s sister while she was restrained in chair at station [0] http://bit.ly/tiUugL

Los Vegas NV police & Clark Co NV sued by man attacked & arrested by cop for videotaping police from his own yard [1] http://bit.ly/s2sANE

Boynton Beach FL cop rehired after fired for brutality is fired again in other case, charged for 3rd incident w/cop [0] http://bit.ly/s5vy9K

Forgery

Frankfort NY cop indicted on forgery & official misconduct charges for trying to illegally obtain phone records [1] http://bit.ly/u37QU5

Illegal gun sales

Roseville CA cop subject of fed investigation into alleged illegal gun sales, several other warrants issued in case [1] http://bit.ly/uT15ch

 Sacramento CA cop & several other area officers subject of fed investigation into alleged illegal weapons sales [1] http://bit.ly/rJo5G3

Slapp’n around the old wife a bit

US Dept of Defense police officer in Washington state was convicted of 1st & 2nd deg assault for throwing his girlfriend out of a 2nd floor window and injuring her. [0] http://bit.ly/tEE87n

Common thief

2 Fort Lauderdale FL cops in “Raiders” unit arrested for allegedly stealing cash & drugs from pain clinic patients [1] http://bit.ly/unuF0i

Houston TX cop gets deferred adjudication in deal for stealing from police union, dad was sentenced in Sept for same[0] http://bit.ly/vN9p04

False arrest

Clermont FL cop fired after probe into allegations he falsely arrested teen on drug charges & lied on report [0] http://sunsent.nl/rr4orx

 San Francisco CA cop accused of falsely arresting store owner on video for what cop claimed was “fighting stance” [0] http://bit.ly/s3TO4b

Cops are terrified of the evidence…ironic ain’t it?

Weare NH police told people have right to record police by judge dismissing case against man for doing just that [3] http://bit.ly/vNB3uj

Harassment

North Cornwall PA cop charged for allegedly harassing store employee into dropping charges against family member [0] http://bit.ly/rP2rjt

Chatam-Kent ON cop charged w/criminal harassment & threatening in unspecified incident, officials won’t release name [3] http://bit.ly/tDjANY

Loon

Milwaukee WI cop accused of negligence by open carry group for unholstered gun in waistband when it discharged in mall[0] http://bit.ly/uuUdWO

Drunk/drugs

Vermont state trooper gets $500 fine after pleading guilty to DUI charge, resigned after arrest [0] http://bfpne.ws/uPXQOD

Austin TX cop suspended 10 days for letting drunk woman drive away, she later crashed in police parking garage [0] http://bit.ly/szC6Mb

Halton ON cop cited for careless driving after crashing into 2 other cars while transporting suspect [0] http://bit.ly/uU35CC

um.....well...this...um...awkward ...where is his other hand, for God sakes?...

Chief gives four hour speech to "Those little guys who live inside my head"... graphics used

..and , like, aside from being a for-real admiral, I'm like the best dancer anywhere, ever...watch

Breaking news...Chief David Roher admits to placing his sisters on the county payroll

The Rhorer-er sisters 

According to statistics from the AMA..............

Every third idiot in this line has considered shooting himself....hope spring eternal

Fairfax County Police displays mini TV she watches in her car while on duty

Idiots at work (Fairfax County Police)

Brought to you by the Fairfax County Police…preying on the people since 1940
 

This week’s Child molestation incident

Holtville CA now-former cop arrested on child porn charges, images of him w/suspected minor from when he was a cop [1] http://t.co/u7L1PtAB

Edinburg TX cop gets deferred adjucation deal for official misconduct charge, tried to kiss teen at traffic stop [0] bit.ly/vIYiDG

Twin Rivers CA school police union apologized for selling t-shirts that had a picture of a jailed child that was captioned “You raise em, we cage em”. This came on the heels of outcry over the death of a suspect in police custody and allegations the department has been overstepping their authority beyond the schools they work for. [0] bit.ly/tJBGEJ

Murder

Pomona CA police are being sued by the family of a man who was apparently unarmed when he was fatally shot be police 4 months after he filed an excessive force complaint involving an incident partially caught on video where he was allegedly tasered and punched while cuffed. [3] bit.ly/vZhUse

New Orleans LA police lieutenant who cooperated w/Danziger shooting case sentenced to 4yrs for role in coverup [0] bit.ly/u6D2c4

Beating unarmed citizens and then hiding behind the law

Spokane WA cop found guilty of needlessly beating mentally ill man to death then lying to cover it up [0] bit.ly/u6zJ3V

Centreville IL police sued by man claiming cops beat him but didn’t charge him until he filed complaint 5mo later [5] http://t.co/fc6ULhPm

Brighton AL cop sued by man claiming excessive force when arrested for swearing when cop made him pick up goat dung [3] bit.ly/rLwLO8

St Paul MN settles 2 brutality suits, 1 for $10k to man beaten outside hospital & $11.5k to man beaten in his home [0] bit.ly/ugSpbk

Buena Park CA brutality suit was settled for $100k to a man claiming he was beaten & tasered for giving a cop a “man hug”. The report previously cited the settlement sum as unspecified. bit.ly/vfHg7n

Dolton IL cop was arrested on civil rights & obstruction charges for allegedly beating 2 people. He then allegedly threatened the police chief with bodily harm for cooperating with the federal investigation into the incident. [0] bit.ly/tmrAiV

4 Houston TX cops are under investigation as a man plans to file a lawsuit claiming he was beaten by the officers after stopped by police while riding his bicycle late at night. [3] bit.ly/rEJzdW

Burns Harbor PA police lost an excessive force suit but only had to pay $2000 to a man claiming an officer injured him when he yanked him from his car and kneeled on him after he was in a crash caused by his low blood sugar, which the officer mistook for drunk driving. [0] bit.ly/t3mMdN

Largo FL plans to settle suit for $65k to a woman claiming a MADD award-winning cop arrested her on a false DUI charge then broke her ribs when he slammed her into a wall. The DUI charges were dropped, probably in part due to evidence her lawyers say includes a video from another DUI stop earlier that same evening where that officer tells another officer “I didn’t smell any alcohol, but just say I did.” The officer in question no longer works there though… He moved on to the Tampa FL PD. [3] bit.ly/t2KIs7

Creepy Cop behavior..its not mistake this type of person ends up in that type of work

Lorain OH police forced by arbitrator to rehire cop fired for using police resourses to track dispatcher he liked [0] bit.ly/v5hdyc

Delaware Co OK settles suit for $13.5mil to 15 women claiming sheriff responsible for sexual assaults by jail staff [1] http://bit.ly/rUHq9Y

Northern Illinois Univ IL police officer fired and charged w/criminal sexual assault of a female student [1] http://t.co/SchOi4yM

Torrance CA rsv cop sentenced to 3yrs in plea to charges for drugging, raping… then completely shaving his drinking buddy [0] bit.ly/uZs6Ig

Univ North Carolina NC settles suit for $100k to woman sexually harassed & groped by now-convicted asst police chief[0] bit.ly/sj4LCo

Nassau Co NY cop resigns after pleading guilty to official misconduct, forced woman to grope him at traffic stop [0] http://t.co/zIJuYOUa

Caledonia MN police chief was suspended for 2 weeks w/o pay for unspecified misconduct and officials refuse to discuss why. [4] bit.ly/s4Smir

Rape

Louisiana state trooper was arrested on a rape charge after an investigation into an alleged incident that occurred while he was on sick leave. [0] tnsne.ws/vdDxz0

Cops and Kids…..Children, the policeman IS NOT your friend

 Hudson WI settles suit for $210k to kid attacked by police dog as he was escaping from shooting/hostage situation [0] bit.ly/vIA9SA

Cops are terrified of evidence…ironic isn’t it?

Boston MA police sued by man claiming cops beat & arrested him on wiretap charge for recording mistreatment of pal [5] bit.ly/rEFar1

2 Palm Beach Co FL deputies arrest man on questionable charge for recording his traffic stop w/o their permission [3] sunsent.nl/uniU2Z

Common thief

St Charles Parish LA deputy arrested for allegedly writing fake tickets to people never stopped to get overtime pay [0] bit.ly/svz6qG

Boulder CO cop arrested on allegations he was selling military assault rifle silencers he stole from Nat Guard [0] bit.ly/v6Qtr0

Sumter SC cop charged w/breach of trust over theft allegations, claims it’s retaliation for incident w/supervisor [0] bit.ly/tedbhD

Citronelle AL cop was convicted possession of stolen goods for stealing firearms he confiscated from motorists during traffic stops. [0] bit.ly/unCAg2

Cops and animals…..just…just weird

Henrico Co VA cop fined & given suspended sentence after found guilty of petty larceny for stealing pet labrador [0] bit.ly/vAYOjD

Planting evidence

New York NY police detective was convicted for planting drugs in order to arrest innocent people to meet his quotas. The judge in the case expressed his shock about just how pervasive this activity is within that department’s “cowboy culture”. [3] nydn.us/uWqxcc

Obstruction

McIntosh Co GA sheriff was indicted on an obstruction charge and 2 of his deputies were indicted for illegally removing files from the sheriff’s dept [0] bit.ly/snXoCc

Drunk/drugs

Seattle WA police are being criticized for refusing to reveal whether a police detective who crashed his unmarked police SUV into a car while he was allegedly drunk was on duty at the time or not. [4] bit.ly/tZ4on0

Ohio state trooper involved in 2008 MLK Day KKK prank cited for DUI while off duty, tried to claim he wasn’t driver [0] http://bit.ly/ufsGPd

Idiot

Canton MO police chief was sentenced to 5mo house arrest & probation for lying when he filled out paperwork to buy a gun that he then gave to a known felon. [0] bit.ly/smADah

Bethlehem PA cop fired for sparking a manhunt for an imaginary shooter after he lied about discharging his gun in a police HQ bathroom, the officer filed suit in response. [0] bit.ly/twmUAJ

Leland NC cop relieved of duties after state audit blasts department for lack of proper records for all officers [3] bit.ly/rHLVsh

Liar

Philadelphia PA judge threw out evidence in a politician’s DUI case after one cop changed his testimony and another testified that only 1/2 of the people he’s arrested for DUI ended up being drunk. [0] bit.ly/rpKHC1

FBI agent convicted for making false statements in an effort to help an informant that he had sex with avoid conviction on identity theft charges. [0] bit.ly/v4dNTX

idiots at work

Brought to you by the Fairfax County Police…..where back stabbing bitchiness  is a way of life

This week’s child molestation charge

Chillicothe OH cop who is also minister retired before arrested on 10 counts unlawful sex w/minor & soliciting minor[1] bit.ly/vexOEW

Murder

US Veterans Administration police officer arrested in connection with his wife’s murder [2] townta.lk/vyvAtZ

Beating unarmed citizens and then hiding behind the law

 Parkersburg WV cop indicted on battery charge for striking a suspect on video in holding area during booking [0] bit.ly/sdd1JV

Idiot 101

Eugene OR police loses appeal in court ruling in man’s arrest for recording traffic stop being recorded by dashcam [3] http://bit.ly/vYH1aq

Slappin the old wife around

 Ranger TX cop arrested for allegedly punching girlfriend in the face & sending threatening txt messages [0] bit.ly/stetzF

Scumbag 101

 East Washington PA chief allegedly bragged he was a killer & “best cop money could buy” to agent posing as dealer [0] bit.ly/tMUDaI

Common thief

 San Juan Co UT now-former sheriff pleads guilty to misusing public funds involving $4,100 meant for search & rescue [0] bit.ly/s52eAF

Liar

 New York NY police union official’s claims that 20 cops hurt at #OWS questioned after NYPD refuses to validate it [4] bit.ly/vOIX5m

And now a word from our Chief

Firstly, let me say this; I don’t think me or anyone else should be sued for defecation and also firstly, although I do know who Captain Hopson, I have absolutely no idea who Major Crimes, although I have to say that a really really really bad name for a cop.  

I’m so fuck’n confused.

Now firstly, the way I understand this is that Captain Hopkins is suing me firstly for defecation and she’s also and she is suing some guy named Anonymous Accuser because he also defecated on her while they were both riding on the department's intranet.

Firstly, what has that got to do with me? Also, I checked and there is nobody on the police department named Anonymous Accuser….so there……but there is a guy named “Anonymous Source” who I guess works as  Narcotics officer  but lives in Cayman Islands at the Bank of Switzerland Apartments of something like that. We pay him $2,000,000 a year. I guess most of that is for commuting expenses. The guys in narcotics told me it was a secret.

I still don’t understand where Major Crimes comes in on this but Captain Hopalong wants to sue either him or this Anonymous Accuser guy because he accused Hopson of coaching a job candidate.

Firstly, let me say this about that, Captain Hop…something can coach, play or referee anyone as long as its on county time….no, wait, I go that backwards…..well anyway, its not my money…

Now Captain Hop thing there…… says that I retaliated against a female police captain….let me say this firstly….who is this new women in the mix and I never had sex with that woman…I mean…if she’s a female cop, so would you? Even I have standards, low ones, but still.  

And now, firstly, really screwing this up is Captain Hopkinsons lawyer, Glasberg, who asked "Does the sun rise in the east?"…this is not the time or the place for astrology questions, Goldberg.

would also like to take a moment firstly to address this writer Will Sommer…and that sounds like a porno name you ask me and I know cause like, I watch a lot of porno, but anyways…if you would stop writing about these things, people won’t read them and I wouldn’t have these problems…….look how about a nice ride in a cop car with a guy named Officer Friendly? That’s not his for for real name so its okay, he won’t like put his hand on your lap and ask about gladiators or nothing like that…well, I'm pretty sure he won't....also, first bloody car accident we get, we call you first……just like we do with the tv channels…so whatta say?    

chief demands shorter podiums and insists he really is a navy guy admiral

Idiots at work

Brought to you by the Fairfax County Police…… you just don’t find that kind of stupid just anywhere

Child abuse

Mustang OK cop charged with domestic abuse for allegedly beating his 12-yr-old stepdaughter with a paddle so badly that it left imprints of the paddle’s engraved name on her back. [0] bit.ly/sFKwnI

Murder

Middleburg Heights OH sued by family of man who died after tasered 7 times during traffic stop, one of which lasted for 23 seconds. [3] bit.ly/uTaS3Z

Rape

Jefferson Parish LA deputy was found guilty of kidnapping and raping a woman after detaining her during a traffic stop. [0] bit.ly/tD1LwO

Assaulting and beating unarmed citizens and then hiding behind the law

Buena Park CA settles an excessive force lawsuit for a confidential sum to a man claiming cops beat & bludgeoned him for giving a cop a “man hug” to show there were no hard feelings when he was kicked out of a theme park when the woman he was with held his place in line while he used the restroom during an 1.5 hour wait for a ride. [3] bit.ly/uYCICm

Omaha NE police sergeant was convicted on a terrorist threat charge in a split jury decision that exonerated him on gun charge, both involving a road rage incident. [0] bit.ly/uOoAh3

Annapolis MD settled an excessive force lawsuit for $6,500 to a man claiming police dragged him from his car during a questionable search for drugs that only turned up open container violations. [0] bit.ly/uwEBan

5 Knox County TN deputies were demoted to corrections officers for turning off their dashcam audio when they they decided to inflict an unspecified “punishment” on a teen for speeding. [1] bit.ly/u4SmGG

San Francisco CA sheriff’s officers are being implicated in the incident that left a USMC vet seriously injured with a head wound during #OccupyOakland when police launched tear gas rounds at protesters. While San Francisco Sheriff’s deputies may have fired the rounds that caused injuries, they apparently did it under direction of the Oakland PD, although that department is prohibited from firing into crowds with such weapons… but they shouldn’t be able to get around that by getting other departments to come into the city to do it for them. [3] bit.ly/t9hfa1

Palm Springs FL & Palm Beach County FL sued by a homeless man who lost an eye and a chunk of his ear when SWAT officers shot him in the head with rubber bullet rounds. Police responded to a call from an assistance agency he called because they thought he was illegally staying in the brush by a church but he apparently had permission to be there. [3] bit.ly/sgRNy4

 Philadelphia PA cop is under investigation after being accused of intentionally using his police cruiser as a weapon by pinning a man against a wall during a chase, leaving him seriously injured. [1] bit.ly/sapihi

 Tulsa OK cop fired for using excessive force then threatening his fellow officers in an attempt to obstruct the subsequent investigation into the incident [0] bit.ly/rrogdd

2 San Francisco CA cops were fired. The first was fired for using excessive force then falsely arresting a witness to the incident. The other for unauthorized use of a police database. [2] http://bit.ly/tZJPGM

Los Angeles County CA memos indicate that the sheriff there was warned about brutality and accountability problems in his jails by his own commanders 2 years before the problems came to light and triggered a federal investigation. [3] lat.ms/rp73Bi

Drunk/ Drugs

Tucson AZ police sgt arrested on DUI charge when he responded to a call for SWAT officers while off duty in his personal car [0] bit.ly/tI2B5O

 2 New York NY cops suspended for 30 days each after both were arrested on DUI charges in seperate incidents. One crashed into a parked car while the other was found passed out in his car [0] nydn.us/trrihq

Draper UT cop got a “plea in abeyance” deal that will clear his criminal record after he was arrested for smoking heroin in his cop car [0] bit.ly/rrStdV

Miami FL cop arrested at gunpoint on reckless driving charge after he was chased by a state trooper for doing 120 on the way to his 2nd job [0] sunsent.nl/rWwmTu

 Portsmouth VA cop arrested on drunk driving charges after a minor off-duty fender bender [0] bit.ly/sNTexu

 Sugar Land TX police capt arrested on drunk driving charges after trying to drive through an accident scene [0] bit.ly/v1Zgry

Control the press, control the news

Tennessee State trooper arrested an reporter who was on assignment during a police crackdown on #OccupyNashville protests and then allegedly threatened another reporter who questioned the arrest after vouching for that reporter.  While the police eventually charged him for public intoxication they never tested him and a recording of the arrest appears to contradict that charge. [4] bit.ly/s0az9g

Common thief

16 New York NY cops were arraigned on varied charges as part of a corruption probe that began with ticket fixing allegations that allegedly involved over 500 officers in that department. One of the officers was also indicted on drug charges, another for leaking details of the investigation to the police union, and four others for covering up an assault case against a fellow cop. [0] bit.ly/vSIqjj

East Washington PA police chief was arrested by FBI agents on unspecified charges rumored to involve political corruption [2] bit.ly/v7T7p0

Harrisburg PA police are being sued by a man after cops siezed up to $43k from his home during a fruitless search for gun. The warrant only specified a search for a gun but police grabbed the cash by insisting it was drug related even though there were no drugs found and no charges filed. Police eventually returned some money but not all, according to the plaintiff. [0] bit.ly/vdOQ2M

Daviess County IN deputy was indicted on bribery and other charges on allegations he helped a woman avoid drug charges in exchange for sex. [0] http://trib.in/s8qtGj

2 Harris Co TX precinct 6 constables accused of timesheet fraud & altering public records to cover it up [3] bit.ly/uyBXiZ

…but you don’t understand, I’m above the law

Macungie PA police chief says that small town’s mayor has no right to see police disciplinary records in a legal battle that could affect how police departments are managed and held accountable across the entire state. [0] bit.ly/uN07Qk

2 Tuckahoe NY cops won’t be facing charges for helping a NYPD cop avoid DUI charges in an incident that was uncovered as part of that ticket fixing probe. Prosecutors there say they couldn’t build a case because the officers invoked their right to remain silent and, while they say the officers may still face internal discipline, their lawyers say that’s not going to happen either. http://is.gd/tdFtLG

During the arraignments, several New York NY cops jeered prosecutors and cheered for the indicted officers, all insisting that fixing tickets is a privilege of being an officer. One assumes that they were also cheering for the officers indicted on drug charges, obstructing the investigation, and the four indicted for covering up an assault case for another cop as well. Odd how few people seem disturbed when cops support suspected criminals and boo those trying to bring them to justice. [4] bit.ly/tkb7mh

False arrest

Tallahassee FL police sued by a tech worker claiming he was falsely arrest based on an intentionally misleading warrant once police found a decades old check made out to him at the scene of a church robbery. The check was an already endorced and paid check from the 80′s from when the man did some work at the church. The arrest affects his ability to work in the tech field where they do check for arrests in background checks and because the [3] bit.ly/tYs4Xh

Toronto ON cop was found to have falsified evidence and his testimony after his partner contradicted his story about a traffic stop that led to a drug arrest. [3] bit.ly/rVGJf9

Family violence

Dallas TX police officer was arrested on a misdemeanor family violence assault charge, though we can’t determine more yet because the only site listing it was a subscription site. [1] dallasne.ws/u5AYUh

White trash on parade

Philadelphia PA cop suspended w/intent to fire after he was arrested along with his girlfriend for an alleged altercation with 2 women [0] bit.ly/vY0R9m

Pueblo CO cop avoided prosecution on a trespassing charge for barging into a home uninvited in search of her husband. Her record will be cleared after completing a pretrial diversion program. [0] bit.ly/tEOmXH

WHAT I DID AT WORK TODAY

I start each day the same way, I burn a couple of bucks from petty crash. When you got $250,000,000 to spend without question, you gotta do something with the money

To make sure I have a job next year, I give out awards for any fuck'n thing I can think of. You remember this guy, of course, I gave him the "What would I look like if I were taller" award and the other guy got the "What I'll look like a couple of years after I get pushed into forced retirement award"  Those yellow stripes on my uniform mean that I'm like a for real admiral in the navy. Pretty cool huh?

 At 10:30 I handed out the "You look great in glasses award" and gave that guy on the right a medal for wearing a suit that doesn't fit, you know, cause its a long day, you got to change things around

At noon, I made everybody come into the office and clap in rhythm cause like, sometimes I get lonely....see how happy are they are?  Especially the colored guy at the end, they like music those people .....

...so like, I go to him "Queers go huh" cept I whispered it and he goes, like "Huh?" and I did that like, twenty million times....it was so like way wicked cool    

This son of bitch wouldn't let go of the fuck'n award even though I told him he can't really have it, that it was just like....you know, like...make believe, I squeezed his hand really hard but all that did was make him tell me later on that he felt the same way about me and why does love have to be so hard..so I go like.......  

 

So around 2, every day, I give out the Nazi Haircut Award. Its a hair design for people who feel threatened all the time by everybody because they're father was mean to them when they were kids....we bank on child abuse as a means of future hires.

I don't know ...if I try to kiss him, I  could miss, he's tall....but you know, that's what I love about him so much....if I jump and pucker....I don't know........maybe not

Sometimes I go outside and make long speeches to the cars passing by and talk about my really cool big hat

These two are really guys! I met them down at this bar I go to on Florida Avenue in the District

Around 1:00 I force the off duty cops and their families to gather outside and listen to my speech about how I will one day rule the world and force everybody to drink cool aid. Like a lot of the time you know, I pretend there is stuff written on that easel thing...like charts and stuff and I point to it a lot and go "its written right here!"

I gave this broad an extra special award because she look like the witch from The Wizard of Oz. So, like I go to her , "Can you crack ice with that nose?" and she gets like all mad and stuff but I'll bet ya she could

Around 3:00 I ....well, you know ...

Around 4:00 I like to go into the hallway and talk to the little evil man who lives inside my head

I end the day by going out to dinner on the County's credit card and giving the head waiter an award for bring me a second helping, like, really fast and stuff  

idiots at work

Brought to you compliments of the Fairfax County Police…because if we keep writing the tag words Fairfax County Police, more people across the globe will know what  kind of brutal, idiots they really are.

Murder

Murfreesboro TN cop was fired but not charged for “inappropriately shooting a suspect” then lying about how it happened. The officer claims he shot the man during a struggle in self-defense but evidence and witnesses claim he shot the man from at least 100 feet away and in the back as he ran. [1] bit.ly/sM0bN4

Coral Springs FL cop was charged with vehicular homicide and DUI manslaughter over a crash that killed a young mother 3 months ago [0] bit.ly/rV1GdU

Beating unarmed citizens

10 Windsor ON cops are the subject of a lawsuit alleging one cop beat a doctor on video then the other officers conspired to cover it up. [3] bit.ly/usYMyr

2 Alameda Co CA sheriff’s detectives are accused of beating a businessman who demanded ID when they came and escorted one of his workers at the theater he owned. The detectives were there to interview the man who was the victim of a robbery but the owner says they refused to show ID and when he took pictures of them and their car they attacked and arrested him. The detectives say he obstructed them and that they showed ID. [2] bit.ly/v1HTdd

New York NY police are being sued by a woman claiming she was detained for 5 days and mistreated in custody by cops after she was shot and went to the hospital. She alleges that they were trying to force her into changing her story to say her friend shot her when he didn’t. [4] nydn.us/ttc048

Cops and women….a strange, strange relationship

Indiana State trooper was charged with felony sexual battery, official misconduct, and other charges after he was accused of groping a woman during a traffic stop. [0] bit.ly/uc0Znt

Montgomery WV problematic cop is being sued by a woman claiming he forced her to expose & shake her breasts during a traffic stop search. He’s also facing charges from his time as an officer elesewhere. [3] bit.ly/v0JTTO

RCMP staff sgt in Ottawa ON docked 10 days pay for viewing porn & performing web cam strip tease at headquarters [0] bit.ly/rE6QKp

Idiots on parade

McFarland CA mayor claims problematic cops deserve 2nd chances in an interview about 4 cops hired despite their bad records, including one who has had more than a couple second chances already. [3] bit.ly/tTszgK

Constitutional rights? Fuck you and your Constitutional

Los Angeles Co CA sheriff’s dpt sued by ACLU alleging illegal harassment of people for taking photographs in public [3] lat.ms/tW7ryG

We’d like to see more of this…in fact, give this idiot a raise

Ontario Provincial Police sgt investigated for allegedly tasering fellow cop & threatening others during dispute [1] bit.ly/tiE7gh

Common thief

San Juan Co UT now-former sheriff was charged with misuse of public funds after investigation by sheriff who replaced him [1] bit.ly/tFxVQH…because the people who pay those tickets have to work hard for the money, not all of us are cops

El Paso TX cop placed on admin leave after audit of overtime related to federal gang enforcement grants [1] bit.ly/vItEEJ

New York City, some info has been leaked out about pending charges against at least 16 NYPD officers in the previously reported ticket fixing scandal. This update isn’t in the feed yet because I want to wait for the official lists of charges and number of people charged before recording this one.We’re aware of the recent update on the NYPD ticket fixing scandal, waiting for the official count of cops charged bit.ly/vlLNIN

Preferential treatment

Tennessee Hwy Patrol trooper fired for preferential treatment of deputy he didn’t test or arrest for suspected DUI [0] bit.ly/u93cLi

Drugs/drunk

Denville NJ cop arrested on multiple charges for allegedly stealing narcotics from dept evidence room [0] dailyre.co/vfg0XQ

Memphis TN cop among 25 people indicted on federal meth and marijuana trafficking charges after 2yr probe [0] bit.ly/rCoWmY

Houton TX cop sentenced to probation & $500 fine for DUI crash into school bus, 7 cops disciplined for cover up [0] bit.ly/t5U4s4

Seattle WA police detective cited for DUI & released after rear ending car w/unmarked cruiser, unknown if on duty [2] http://bit.ly/sKmUEk

Repeat after me "It only works when a car drives by"