I start each day the same way, I burn a couple of bucks from petty crash. When you got $250,000,000 to spend without question, you gotta do something with the money
To make sure I have a job next year, I give out awards for any fuck'n thing I can think of. You remember this guy, of course, I gave him the "What would I look like if I were taller" award and the other guy got the "What I'll look like a couple of years after I get pushed into forced retirement award" Those yellow stripes on my uniform mean that I'm like a for real admiral in the navy. Pretty cool huh?