This place makes me sooooooooooooooo nervous …..Shit….why I take this job? Surrounded by 1,000 white boys with guns. So many white people here, if it snows they all disappear. And you talk about cracker motherfuckers, they study for blood tests….and they still fail.
Crackers…you know what the difference is between a cracker and a snake? One is an evil, dumb, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake that’s what the difference is.
And they all named Billy Joe Bobby some shit.
I says to one of them the other day “So, Billy Bob Joe…. what’s you gonna do for Halloween?” and he says “Pump Kin” and then laughs and slaps and knees really hard and says over and over and fucking over “Git it…pump kin? Git it?” and then he stops laughing and says “Yeah, I’m a gonna get together wif my suster”
Then his other front tooth fell out. His family tree is a straight line. I’ve explained to him twenty times already that a tee shirt is underwear.
One day he introduced me to his father, man’s carrying tow sheep under his arm. I said “What does your pappy do for a living?” he he says “He a pimp”
This place makes me sooooooooooooooo nervous …..Shit….why I take this job?
Madison WI settles suit for $10k to a gun rights group over an incident where cops citing 5 people who openly carried their firearms into a restaurant.  wdhne.ws/w48wKY
Ohio Court of Appeals ruled against the Columbus police department by deciding that officers cannot use a “welfare check” as an excuse to pull motorists from their cars and then search their vehicles.  http://bit.ly/v8IfN6
The officer Christian Chamberlain Award for “Fuck you, I’ll get away with it anyway” Fairfax County police . Police brutality
Phoenix AZ police have been implicated in video for participating in the death of a man in jail despite their apparent attempts to distance themselves from the incident by claiming the altercation that cost the man’s life happened after they transferred custody over to the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Dept. This was alleged by a police lieutenant from a different agency who is running for Maricopa County Sheriff in an op-ed he wrote after reviewing the video, shown above. In that video an officer alleged to be a Phoenix PD cop puts the victim in a choke hold without any apparent threat from that victim, at least not any physically visible threat.  bit.ly/vdY3BA
Jacksonville FL cops are being accused of attacking a teen after mistaking him for an assault suspect, then assaulting and arresting his family members when they tried to stop the beating. It’s also being alleged that the police confiscated an unrelated woman’s camera and arrested her for videotaping the incident.  bit.ly/vwED6H
The officer Walter R. Fasci/ Sean McGlone award for sober living. Fairfax County Police.Police brutality
Fort Worth TX cop was arrested on allegations he was driving while intoxicated and that he and his passenger, a convicted felon, stopped and fired rounds at street signs and street lights. bit.ly/tgLuIO
New York NY police are investigating why it took 9 hours to do BAC test on cop who critically injured his partner in a suspected alcohol-related accident.  bit.ly/u7ISKJ