Before I took this job giving out awards, I tried Hollywood for a while, I got a piliot too, it was called "Midget A Team" that's me in the red shirt. We dodn't get picked up, something about Black Face not being funny anymore, I dunno, it was something like that.
THE NEW KINSU KNIFE!
IT CUT ANYTHING!
Send $19.95 to:
(Generic Asian Guy Imports)
C/O Fairfax County Police
You know, when I'm not out there giving out awards, I....well, lets face it, that's pretty much all I do, ...well I deny a lot of stuff, that takes a few hours a week, but anyway, if I actually did do anything......I'll pause here and let all of you not working in government have a laugh....if I actually did do anything I would work to stomp out midget slavery. As you know, I come from along line of midgets. Well its a short line, I mean, being midgets and all, so this issue is on my short list...HA! Short list, oh jesus!, somebody stop me!.....anyway, if, like me you have nothing else to do all day, I beg you to get involved in wiping out midget slavery, I'd get on my knees but then I'd disappear
I will send all of you an award later