Nervous? Nervous don’t begin to explain it.
I will admit that I have, in my day, dated some of these white trash women who work here. It was a learning experience for me. As an example, did you know trailer trash idea of an extended orgasm is holding back until she gets her pants off? I remember all their bra sizes since its the same as their IQ’s. I dated this one hillbilly cop, she bragged that she gets discount coupons from the abortion clinic. She used to buy her teeth through the mail.
Am I nervous? Hell yeah...I work on the set of the Beverly Hillbilly's...white trash with guns below the Mason-Dixon, of course I'm nervous.
You know most of these crackers think Hamburger Helper is one of the major food groups.
Some old trailer park trash cop died the other day, a lot of these clown brought their six-packs to the grave side service.
You ever look inside their cars? The dashboard doubles as a religious shrine.
Man, you know they all Hillbillies here. I mean, they live in Prince William County because they want to.
This week’s candidates for the Brian Sonnenberg Peaceful Resolution to Conflict Center Award. Fairfax County Police. police brutality
Dallas TX cop was arrested on a felony wanton endangerment charge in Kentucky after discharging a round from her gun into the ground near the father of her child in an apparent domestic dispute.  bit.ly/tRzf7S
Sweetwater TN cop is on paid leave while investigated over an alleged but unspecified domestic violence incident at his home. There were no charges filed at the time.  on.wbir.com/vmPg0G
2 West Tawakoni TX cops were fired and are the subject of a lawsuit alleging they took turns raping an intoxicated woman inside the empty police station then telling her to tell her friends it was just a joke.  bit.ly/tEhuNp
Ringling OK reserve officer who was apparently the former police chief has resigned as part of a suspended sentence plea deal on a harassment charge for repeatedly pulling down the pants of a 17-year-old girl who worked next to his pizza place. After the sentencing he expressed his dismay that the town didn’t stand behind him in this case despite his many years of service to the community.  bit.ly/tPHIl5
The officer Walter R. Fasci/ Sean McGlone award for sober living. Fairfax County Police.Police brutality
Pine Bluff AR cop is under investigation on suspicion that he was on sleep medication when he crashed his car, leaving his son, whom he apparently dropped off at the hospital in an attempt to cover up what happened, fighting to keep his vision.  bit.ly/ukjhWo
Harvey IL police officer was arrested on a drunk driving charge after crashing into a stopped car while driving at a high rate of speed.  bit.ly/rQv0yT
Indianapolis IN cop was arrested for DUI while on unpaid leave pending termination for another incident where he crashed his police cruiser while under the influence of pain medication.  bit.ly/vT5YJR
Raleigh NC cop arrested on drunk driving charge after a fellow cop spotted him hit a curb. He tested at a .14 BAC.  bit.ly/t8JwwL
The Officer Jeffrey Hand Award for Creative Income Production. Fairfax County Police. Police Brutality
Miami-Dade FL police major who was recently demoted to captain is now facing a criminal investigation for using $23k in funds paid for NFL security details to bankroll unofficial police sports teams.  bit.ly/uT50Lv
Ogden UT police chief was fired for violating federal Hatch Act during his campaign for state senate.  bit.ly/tjmLbS
Grand Island NE police are investigating how a witness to a stabbing incident was left alone in an interview room for 22 hours.  bit.ly/uPejVZ
The officer Christian Chamberlain Award for “Fuck you, I’ll get away with it anyway” Fairfax County police . Police brutality
6 Fayetteville NC cops are under investigation after witnesses claim they beat and repeatedly tasered a delusional man who is now on life support. They were responding to a call about the man repeatedly calling 911 because he was paranoid after he was apparently mugged twice and stuck in that city on his way home from Florida.  http://bit.ly/v49p90
Gadsen AL settles suit for $50k to a man who suffered fractures when he was punched while cuffed by a cop on video. The single council member who voted against the settlement said he thought the only fair settlement would be $5.00 and a bus ticket out of town.  bit.ly/t0hxHI
Van Zandt Co TX deputy was fired after arrested on an aggravated assault charge for hitting a cooperative teen in the head with a flashlight.  bit.ly/rOLjbM