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"I don't like this book because it don't got know pictures" Chief Rhorerer

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”
“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

These people have way, way,way to much time on their hands

The Fairfax County Police gave an award to a crime prevention officer at West Springfield District Police Station....because he prevented crime. What was he suppose to do? Increase crime? I mean...its...I can't be the only one seeing this.....Ouy

Deputy Fairfax County Police Chief Stephen L. Sellers replacement is hired

Lenny Moskcowiz, a special education student at Fairfax High has been chosen to replace the departing Deputy Fairfax County Police Chief Stephen L. Sellers. "We don't really need another deputy chief, we got like, ten of em already, but this Moskcowitz kid is a real pisser, crazier then hell....he thinks he Caption Kirk, I mean, that's okay, we're all a little delusional, hell, I think I'm competent. ...I mean, look I know you shouldn't make fun of crazy people, but I tell you, this kids a real jewel, we were lucky to find him, its hard to find funny crazy people" 

Fairfax County Police Officer requests punishment

Fairfax County Police Officer Bobby Dunn recently applied to be reprimanded for distributing hundreds, perhaps thousands of photos of herself, topless, at a Caribbean resort. (Above)  When asked if a reprimand was fourthcoming  a police spkesman said "I swear to God, we figured she was a guy. She offered to take her pants off to prove she's not, but, we were like 'whhoooaa doggie"  We ended up trading her a week off with overtime if she kept her pants on"

The police union is expected to file a complaint later in the week.

Fairfax County Police Women go undercover to catch shoplifters

"Shoplifting is a serious crime" said Police chief Roarerer today "Its when you take things from shops that don't belong to you. Its not that sport from the Olympics with the Chinese guys in diapers. That's something different"

We would like to apologize to Fairfax County Police Officer Katherine Ray. (pictured above)  We wrongly reported that Officer Ray was working undercover in Tysons Corner Mall as a tree decoration. She isn't. Apparently she's just a fuck'n nut. 

I said they're hiring at Wal-Mart, get the fuck'n snow outa your ears, for christs sakes

Fairfax County Police, fighting crime


We're not being mean, but really, does this guy look like he could be a younger version of Chief Roarer? No, really, take away the red make up, put a bra on him.....and there you go.... 

Fairfax County Police...there's alot more to us than meets the eye

Local boy hired on as Fairfax County Police officer in training

Bobby Mica, center was recently hired on as a Junior Fairfax County Police officer. "Its the best thing really" Bobby parents said "The kid is just a little prick anyway, we don't like him. He belongs on the police force" 

Fairfax County Police

Just a bunch a white guys who like to party ........

Fairfax Couty Police say its our favorite day because...............

Fairfax County propaganda expert Mary Ann Jennings, hi Mary

Nice shirt an all, but God damn that is one hard looking woman...Mary is a woman, right? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that

Frustrated at not being able to come up with a "winning war on texting" strategy, the cops hired a wizard

...........they figure, "What the fuck, its not our money. We don't even live here"

Do you get the impression the Fartfax County Police aren't taking this "Don't shoot citizens" things to heart?

and now, Chief Roarers anal Christmas card

 "Next year, we're gonna clean up this here town, Pilgrims"
Oh that Chief Roarerer..what a card though, huh? 

Thirty years later, SWAT team still providing specialized policing

A special unit patrolling local malls has arrested dozens of suspects this holiday season and recovered hundreds of thousands of dollars in stolen merchandise. It's called RATT -- retail anti-theft teams. Although in most parts of the world, private business takes care of this sort of thing, in Fairfax County, the cops have to much time on their hands so they came up with this scam 

Fairfax County Police's Elite Team Ready for Anything

Thirty years later, SWAT team still providing specialized policing

Fairfax deputy chief is leaving

National Police Misconduct NewsFeed Daily Recap 12-23-10

New York NY police officials are doggedly insisting that a man who was arrested by an officer with a history of misconduct that has cost the city $500,000 in civil litigation to date is still guilty even though he had video proving his alibi that he was in a different city when the crime he was accused of committing had occurred. Bah Humbug indeed.

Kenton OH police claim that a man who is now on life support had injured himself when he fell while in custody for being drunk and disorderly. However, surveillance video from a holding area appears to show an officer kick his legs out from underneath him while he was handcuffed and the family is claiming this was excessive.

A New Castle PA Idiot cop was arrested on multiple charges on allegations he hit his wife in the back of her head with a pistol while she was driving then held that gun to her face. She managed to flee the car and flag down another off-duty officer who was following them as her husband drove off. He was stopped down the road and arrested for DUI and simple assault.

A Jackson Twp PA Idiot cop was arrested on domestic violence related aggravated assault, terroristic threats, and other charges over allegations that he hit his girlfriend so hard she vomited blood but she didn’t call police because he threatened her and her family, holding a gun to her head at one point. A friend called police on her behalf though.

A Cocoa FL Idiot cop has been charged with drunk driving after witnesses called police to report that the off-duty officer was pointing his gun out of his window while he drove down the street. Witnesses called again reporting that the man had flipped his car and crashed, at which time he was arrested.

A Berks County PA deputy who died in fiery single-car accident allegedly had blood alcohol content of over three times the legal limit.

A Montesano WA police chief has been charged with theft and misappropriation of funds for allegedly embezzling over $10,000 of the town’s money over an 18 month period to buy personal items and for using the town’s gas card to fuel his personal vehicles.

A Scottsdale AZ Idiot cop is accused of using excessive force when he beat a man with a baton after bouncers grabbed him while it appeared as though he was doing nothing more than watching a bar fight. Police say the use of force was justified because he stuck his arm out when pushed by a bouncer, of which the police spokesperson said “who knows what he could have done with that arm?”

Flint MI has settled a lawsuit for $625,000 to a woman who survived after shot by a Idiot cop’s shotgun when that officer mistook the sound of the door opening and the light from inside for a gunshot while the officer was responding to a call about shots fired.

A Georgetown TX Idiot cop that we mentioned yesterday as being under investigation for an excessive force incident allegedly kicked a man in the face while he was laying prone during a questionable raid on a house party that police justified by claiming they thought they heard someone yell “help”. The raid itself appears to also be under investigation now.

A Bell CA Idiot cop has been sentenced to 9 years in prison after pleading guilty to a deprivation of civil rights charge for sexually assaulting a woman during a traffic stop.

Three Wilson Borough PA Idiot cops were named in a lawsuit filed by 4 men who allege they were assaulted by the officers inside a bar while the trio was off-duty. There was an investigation but apparently some of the documents were lost or changed during that investigation and a video of the incident was mysteriously overwritten by investigating officers.

Two Altoona PA Idiot cops have been fired over their alleged involvement in an off-duty bar brawl that left one man with a broken jaw and another with a concussion.

A Marble Falls TX Idiot cop is on leave while under investigation into an alleged sexual assault that occurred during a party attended by other officers.

A Houston TX Idiot cop is on paid leave while he’s the subject of a criminal federal investigation into allegations that he ran a “pill mill”.

Memphis TN police finally officially adopted a policy that forbids officers from using political reasons as justification for spying on people 32 years after the department was ordered to do so by the court. This came after a newspaper caught onto the lapse and the ACLU is contemplating a civil suit to find out if the department violated that order.

A US ATF agent in Cleveland OH has pled guilty to stealing over $46,000 that was seized during a raid on alleged drug house. Other agents apparently saw what he was doing and reported it.

The Beacon NY police department entered into an agreement with the US DOJ to implement reforms after an use of force pattern & practice investigation.

A Bellevue NE Idiot cop has resigned after charged on allegations that he made sexually harassing phone calls to two women.

The Portland OR police union is catching some heat for publishing an article in their newsletter urging police departments to reward aggressive behavior by cops and to focus hiring people with aggressive tendencies instead of people who are more balanced. All that in the wake of some highly controversial shooting deaths and excessive force cases this year by that department’s officers.

A Humbolt County CA deputy has been charged with felony child endangerment over a fireworks accident that cost both him and a young girl most of their hands.

A Marble Falls TX Idiot cop has resigned after arrested on DUI charges when a police cruiser’s dashcam videotaped him crashing into a tree while driving his personal vehicle off-duty.

A Jennings LA police lieutenant and a captain are under investigation after the lieutenant failed to give the captain a sobriety test after a suspicious parking lot accident.

A Columbia MO Idiot cop has been sentenced to probation after pleading guilty to DUI charge. He was fired after his arrest.

A Fort Worth TX Idiot cop was arrested on drunk driving charges after cutting off a patrol car while off-duty in truck.

A Devils Lake ND Idiot cop has been suspended 5 days without pay for wrongfully arresting a man who flipped someone the bird.

And finally, a Cincinnati OH Idiot cop has pled no contest to public indecency charges after he was arrested for unzipping his zipper without underwear on and exposing himself to several employees in a Sears store.

Police misconduct tracked by our National Police Misconduct News Feed for Wednesday, December 22, 2010:

Look at the amounts of money the police have cost local taxpayers in the suits listed below. Its time to have a national discussion about the national police problem

Attempted Murder
Five Painesville OH Idiot Cops are the subject of a lawsuit alleging that they tasered a man in the chest for 21 seconds, as opposed to the suggested maximum of 5 seconds, without warning which left him permanently brain damaged due to the heart attack he suffered from it.

A Georgetown TX Idiot Cop is on paid leave while under investigation over an unspecified excessive force complaint.

3rd Degree Murder
Federal Way WA police were found negligent by a jury who awarded $1,100,000 to the family of a woman who was stabbed to death after police improperly served a protection order and failed to properly enforce it.

A Pittsburgh PA Idiot Cop is facing several charges including vehicular homicide, manslaughter, and DUI over an off-duty motorcycle accident that left his female passenger dead back in September.

Cops and Women, the record just about says it all
A Fort Myers FL Idiot Cop has been fired after arrested for violating a protection order filed by a woman he allegedly strangled and beat back in September. Apparently he used his police-issued cell phone to send her several harassing text messages.

A Mesa AZ Idiot Cop has been sentenced to probation after pleading guilty to assaulting 2 off-duty female officers in a bar by slamming their heads together.

Felony obstruction
A Iredell County NC sheriff’s sergeant has been suspended without pay after charged with felony obstruction for keeping guns for his personal use that were seized as evidence.

Two Beaumont TX Idiot Cops have been sentenced to community service and probation after pleading guilty to record tampering charges related to a drug bust.

Reckless Driving
A Burlington NC police sergeant has been charged with misdemeanor hit and run and reckless driving charges after his truck damaged 5 cars in an alleged hit and run accident.

The St Petersburg FL police department has opened an internal investigation after a Idiot Cop’s trial on hit and run charges exposed allegations that there was a widespread practice of disabling police cruiser GPS devices so dispatchers couldn’t see where they were going or how fast they were driving… the officer was acquitted by the way.

Kids and Cops: Run children! Run
A now-former Fox Lake WI police chief has been arrested on sexual assault of a child, stalking and harassment charges that stem from incidents that allegedly occurred while he was still chief.

Dope and cops...its just seems so right
A Niagra Falls NY Idiot Cop has been sentenced to 13 years and 9 months in prison after pleading guilty to charges related to helping drug dealers, buying crack cocaine while on-duty and for groping a woman during a traffic stop.

A Cocke County TN deputy is under investigation on allegations that he sold prescription drugs to a jail inmate. And finally, Tupelo MS police are claiming that they disciplined a high ranking officer for removing his son from the scene of an accident he was involved with while it was still under investigation… but they refuse to divulge just how he was disciplined.

A Pharr TX Idiot Cop has pled guilty to organized crime charges for helping to smuggle guns and drugs while on a drug cartel’s payroll.

A Glendale CA Idiot Cop is on paid leave after being charged with battery over an alleged off-duty road rage incident.

National Police Misconduct NewsFeed Daily Recap 12-21-10

National Police Misconduct NewsFeed Daily Recap 12-21-10

Look at how much money these idiots have cost local taxpayers in just one week.

Congratulations to Marvin Butterall for joining the Fairfax
County Police! ...See? Remember what they told you at the clinic "Take your pills, the voices will go away and some kind of job will come along"  

Its time to have a national conversation about the national police problem


Kansas City MO police are accused of using excessive force by a man who was shown on dashcam video, shown above, being thrown to the ground as he was getting out of his car as ordered by the officer who threw him during a traffic stop. Police are claiming the use of force was justified because the man allegedly “tensed up” while getting out.

Three Richmond KY idiot cops were the subject of a lawsuit that was settled for an undisclosed sum to a criminal justice instructor who claimed they used excessive force when they repeatedly tasered, beat, and peppersprayed him while he was being arrested on charges that were later dismissed with prejudice.

Webster Groves MO police are being sued by a woman claiming officers used excessive force on her when they barged into her home and wouldn’t let her change out of her robe when they arrested her on suspicion of DUI and fleeing the scene of an accident, charges that were later dismissed. Seems she had her son stay at the accident site to answer any questions but police just cuffed him and forced him to let them into the woman’s home instead.


Brook Park OH has settled a lawsuit for an unspecified sum to the family of a man who died in custody after they claim he was denied medical care when he complained of being sick.

Cops give idiots a bad name

Baltimore MD police hid the details of a $200,000 lawsuit settlement made to a man who was wrongfully arrested and jailed on molestation charges due to a warrant filled out with only his last name and first initial, a name which was similar to the real suspect. He was a Russian immigrant who fled that country due to religious persecution and he likened his nightmarish experience with American law enforcement with how he felt when he was interrogated by the KGB for making jokes about Russia.

A Fargo ND idiot cop is under investigation for possible disciplinary action after she left her service firearm in a sporting goods store restroom while off-duty.

A Pinellas County AZ deputy has been disciplined with a reprimand for calling another idiot cop and yelling at him for pulling over her domestic partner and giving her a ticket even though she tried to get out of it by claiming she was involved with a fellow law enforcement officer.

Give an idiot a weapon, the idiot will use it

Syracuse NY police are being sued by the mother of a 15-year-old student she claims was tasered then handcuffed in front of his fellow students when he tried to stop a fight between two girls by standing between them. The suit claims that officers did this despite the protests of several students who told officers he was only trying to stop the fight but police insist the tasering was justified, even though one portion of the article suggests the officer hit the boy while aiming for one of the girls.

Good, fire more of them

Two Daytona Beach FL idiot cops have been fired after a judge acquitted them of criminal mischief charges when they were accused of damaging a woman’s home by denting the exterior walls and door when they came back while she wasn’t home after searching her home earlier for a suspect.

Cops & Kids. Run Children! Run!

An Anne Arundel County MD police lieutenant has been sentenced to 5 years in prison on child porn charges for possessing explicit pics of a teen girl that he had sex with after developing a relationship with her that started when she was 14-years-old.

A Terrebonne Parish LA sheriff’s lieutenant has been demoted for tasering his 11 and 15-year-old stepsons to show them what it felt like when they had asked him about it.

Civil Rights violation

A controversial San Bernardino CA police sergeant who was previously investigated on allegations that he would holding people “on ice” by jailing them without charges and for questionable searches he conducted has now been charged with misusing police databases and illegally sharing that information with others.

The Kenova WV police department has been ordered by a judge to pay the $1,500 settlement that they agreed to last month in a wrongful arrest case. Apparently it seems as though the department cut the man they settled with a check but he was unable to cash it when he tried.

An Akron OH idiot cop has pled guilty to felony unauthorized use of police database for using police records to look up information on parents of children to determine whether they lived in a school district as a private investigator for that school district.

“White Trash, will trash”

Fair City LA has hired a former St. Tammany Parish deputy to lead their DUI task force. The problem is that the officer was fired from the sheriff’s department earlier this year for lying about his role in an off-duty bar fight along with two other deputies who were involved.

A Maywood IL deputy police chief has been charged with obstruction and disorderly conduct on allegations that he hit a man he was friends with in the head with his pistol after that man tried to fend off his sexual advances while the two were driving around. The obstruction charge is on allegations that he then lied about the incident by claiming the man tried to carjack him.

Lying, Cheating, stealing, you know, the usual cop stuff

A Parma OH police sergeant who wrote a book on police ethics has been charged with tampering and falsification for lying about having color blindness when he was hired and for conspiring with the doctor who gave him his pre-employment screening to hide it.

Another Maywood IL idiot cop who works in the gang unit has been charged with theft of government property and official misconduct after agents were approached by him, searched, then had their money taken by that officer during sting operations launched after several similar complaints were made against him.

A Conshohocken PA police sergeant has been arrested on theft charges on allegations that he was skimming money from the coins he collected from parking meters.

A Ravalli County MT sheriff’s sergeant has been sentenced to 15 days in jail and a suspended sentence for stealing over 40,000 rounds of ammunition from the department and selling it. ....although we admire his chupatz

Cops and dope...it just seems to fit so well doesn’t it?

A McAllen TX idiot cop has been sentenced to 27 years in prison for his role as one of the leaders of a drug smuggling ring and for his role in orchestrating an escape from jail for him and several of his co-conspirators.

Cops and Women...the reports kinda say it all don’t they?

A Prescott Valley AZ idiot cop has resigned after arrested on domestic violence charges while he was already on disciplinary leave for trespassing charges involving an ex-girlfriend.

A Cocoa FL deputy police chief has been suspended while he’s under investigation over allegations of date violence in an incident that prompted a police response.

A Pojoaque Pueblo NM idiot cop has been arrested on domestic violence charges after his bruised girlfriend told police that she feared for her life.

Drunk Cops, now there’s a surprise

A Hancock County IN deputy has been charged with driving under the influence after he crashed into a Dept of Transportation vehicle with his police cruiser while he was on-duty. He tested with a BAC of .16 after the accident.

A Juneau County WI sheriff’s detective has been arrested on an off-duty drunk driving charge after his squad car ended up in a ditch.

A Fort Wayne IN idiot cop is on administrative duty after he was arrested on a drunk driving charge while on vacation.

A Massilon OH idiot cop is under investigation after alcohol use was suspected when he crashed into a utility pole.

An Edgerton ID idiot cop was sentenced to 10 days in jail after pleading guilty to a DUI charge. The officer resigned after arrested.

A Tacoma WA police sergeant is on paid leave after arrested on a DUI charge when he rear-ended a car while speeding after cutting off another car.

..and now a message from the Fairfax County Police regarding your right to know what their doing

You would think that after having made the Fairfax County Police world famous, the drunks with a woman at the Fairfax Underground appreciate the work we do here

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: Troll@AOL ()

Date: October 05, 2010 11:21PM

That's a GAY website.

It's something like an anoying youtube favorites list, in shitty format.

Sounds to me like the web-author wants to mainly protect minority issues

which make it biased.

Police misconduct should not be addressed by someone who has a general

dislike of law enforcement, and soley because they think minorities are

affected more so than anyone else.

Just because your web page looks like it is from 1990,

does NOT mean it must still be 1990.

"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS

and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: justsayin ()

Date: October 06, 2010 08:39AM

Lots of videos from Florida, ten years ago, dumb stuff there. There is also a lot of gay porn posted so don't go to that site at work!!!!!!

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: T2T ()

Date: October 06, 2010 08:52AM

Such a sad site. What happened to the days - 20+ years ago when the Greaseman (Gobble-De-Goo) used to be on the radio and talk continously about police officers giving citizens of crime "wood shampoos"?

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: Highlander ()

Date: October 06, 2010 08:54AM

Probably designed by a poor, innocent victim who can't drive or figure out how to take his tint off. Maybe too many parking tickets....

Move to PG if you "fear" the po-po around here.

Fucking tards...

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: WingNut ()

Date: October 06, 2010 09:01AM

Thats a boring, nothing video from Fairfax.

Police brutality is a problem in some areas, but the blogger here is probably some faggy suburban wannabe activist who got this idea from TV.

What's the point?

Where's the beef?

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: eesh ()

Date: October 06, 2010 09:55AM

The blog owner is probably some freshman at GMU that thinks a BA in sociology will change the world.

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: Fatty McButterpants ()

Date: October 06, 2010 09:59AM

Probably right. All it gets you these days is front counter duty at the local Domino's.

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: officer Malloy ()

Date: October 06, 2010 10:55AM

Shows even a liberal idiot can have internet skills, but I love the funny posters, wish I could have had them for my patrol car in the day

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: Yahweh ()

Date: October 06, 2010 11:22AM

officer Malloy Wrote:


> internet skills

when did setting up a blogspot page count as "internet skills"?

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: ThePackLeader ()

Date: October 06, 2010 12:01PM

We already have a citizens advisory board, so what's the point of all this?

Re: Fairfax County Cop Watch Website

Posted by: General Lee ()

Date: October 05, 2010 10:50PM

Do you expect anyone to take that site seriously with the picture that is on the top of the home page?

Police misconduct tracked in our National Police Misconduct News Feed for Monday, December 20, 2010:



An Evansville Indiana police officer is under investigation over a fight he got into with a former Vanderburgh County Indiana deputy while they were drinking at their police union lodge.

A Fruitland Park Florida police chief has accepted a plea deal of sorts that will give him diversionary sentencing along with his promise to never work in law enforcement again in order to avoid formal charges of his use of fake diploma mill college degrees to earn an extra $80 in incentive pay per month.

A Kileen TX police officer has been indicted for social security fraud after he was fired last week after an internal investigation into unspecified allegations that officials say weren’t related to allegations that he exposed himself to a woman inside her home.

The town marshal of Brooklyn Indiana who has been has been fired and rehired for that job three times has been arrested on felony forgery, intimidation and official misconduct charges on allegations that he wrongfully arrested a man he had a dispute with and then forged an arrest report by attributing it to another officer. When confronted by that officer he allegedly intimidated him into signing it.

A Louisville Kentucky police officer has been fired for dishonesty and interfering with an officer after a six year-long investigation into allegations she misappropriated funds from a now-defunct police group.

A Proctor Minnesota deputy police chief who is also a city councilor has pled guilty to felony possession of a controlled substance and possession of an illegal sawed-off shotgun charges related to the theft of evidence taken from a pharmacy robbery in exchange for dropping the felony theft charge against him.

A now-former Nashville Tennessee police officer has been convicted of making false statements while buying guns that were intended to be smuggled to Guatemala while he was still an officer.

A Barrow County Georgia police officer has been fired after arrested on domestic violence related charges over an alleged physical dispute with is wife.

A US Customs & Border Protection officer who worked at the Atlanta Georgia airport has been arrested for allegedly firing nearly 30 shots when he fatally shot his estranged wife’s boyfriend then chased her through a neighborhood before shooting her to death as well.

A Modesto California police officer has been charged with drunk driving after he crashed his jeep down an embankment in November. He allegedly had a .20 BAC and open alcohol containers in the car.

Waveland Mississippi police have stopped using tasers pending a review into their use and training after a 4th taser-related lawsuit within the last couple of years was filed against that department.

A Pinal County Arizona deputy who was hired by his former police chief after he was fired from the Chandler AZ PD over varied misconduct allegations is now under investigation for allegedly abusing detainee who didn’t speak English.

A Red Bank Tennessee police officer has been fired and two others have been suspended over an unauthorized search of a house along with a bounty hunter who was looking for a suspect, all without a warrant.


A Clayton County Georgia deputy is under investigation after fatally shooting a family’s golden retriever that was barking at him from its yard where its owners say it had an electric fence.

We really need a national conversation about the national police problem

While Florida Gov. Charlie Crist continues to toss and turn over the thought of pardoning the hell out of Jim Morrison, NJ Gov. Christ Christie has been worried about somebody more low key: Brian Aitken. Aitken was sentenced to seven years in prison this past August because he had two unloaded firearms in the trunk of his car. "Police found unloaded guns that had been purchased legally in Colorado. New Jersey law requires residents who want to transport firearms legally to request a permit from a local law enforcement office and produce a letter stating why it is necessary for them to carry a gun." Aitken was switching residences and had yet to get the paperwork, ergo he deserved to lose seven years of his life. According to The Daily Caller's Amanda Carey, Christie "commuted the sentence of Brian Aitken Monday, reducing his sentence from seven years in prison to time already served. According to Christie’s order, he will be released as soon as it’s 'administratively possible The Daily Caller

Here are the reports of police misconduct tracked in our National Police Misconduct News Feed for this weekend, December 18-19, 2010:

At least two New York NY cops are the subject of a lawsuit filed by a lawyer claiming that officers broke into his home, tackled him, then forcefully took him to a hospital to have him committed when they mistook his smoke break that he takes while sitting on his 12-foot high window ledge for a suicide attempt

Oklahoma City OK settled a lawsuit for $30,000 to a woman arrested in front of her grandchildren due to a typo on an arrest report that, in part, relied on a fake name a suspect gave to police.

A New York NY cop has been found guilty by a jury on multiple charges including armed robbery for his role in a million dollar perfume warehouse heist that involved several other officers.

A Miami FL cop who worked in a gang unit was arrested by the FBI on allegations that he was fencing stolen goods. Apparently he was trying to sell a large number of stolen Bluetooth headsets.

A Cameron County TX deputy has pled guilty to accepting bribes in exchange for using his position to help smuggle weapons into Mexico

A Monterey TN police chief has been sentenced to 4 years jail in a plea deal that also requires that he repay nearly $29,000 that he stole from the department.

Six Fort Worth Texas cops have been fired for altering traffic tickets in an effort to fraudulently get overtime they didn’t earn but was paid for through a federal grant program.

A Macomb County Michigan sheriff’s detective has accepted a plea deal to an official misconduct charge which dismisses fraud and forgery charges he incurred while stealing from the department, allegations he still denies despite the plea.

The now-former police chief of the Sault Tribe Michigan police department has been sentenced to 1 year in a plea deal to conspiracy to defraud the US Government charges via his misuse of federal grants for personal gain.

Seven Honolulu Hawaii cops who are charged with falsifying time sheets in order to fraudulently get overtime are now demanding that the city they allegedly defrauded pay their criminal defense fees as well… and because of bargaining agreements with the police union, they’ll probably get what they want.

A Detroit MI cop has been indicted on federal wire fraud and bank fraud charges for role in a mortgage fraud scheme.

A St Martinville LA cop has been sentenced to 3 years in jail for stealing guns, cash and drugs from evidence in order to support her gambling habit.

Broward County Florida sheriff’s commander has been suspended for 15 days without pay after an investigation into allegations that he gave an NFL player preferential treatment after he was arrested on domestic violence charges, including driving him from jail to training camp and then to his home.

A Glendale Arizona cop has resigned and has been stripped of his police certification for 6 months over his role in a bar fight while he was away for training in Oregon, during which he allegedly tried to use his badge and FBI credentials he had due to his work as a police/FBI liason in the department to try and get out of being arrested and in an attempt to commandeer a car.

Ashland Illinois has settled a lawsuit accusing that town’s police chief & public works director of verbally abusing and mocking a severely disabled employee and even pantsing him at work.

A Phoenix Arizona police sergeant was fired for regularly using racial slurs on civilians and even his fellow officers who described him as a full-on racist, now that officer’s police certification has been revoked for one year as well. Meanwhile, another officer’s certification has been revoked for a year after she quit over an investigation into how she misused police databases to look up the criminal history of a country club manager where she worked an off-duty job and then told people there about what she found.

Three Broward County FL deputies have been arrested on felony charges. One officer was charged for having sex with a jail inmate and the two others were apparently involved in some sort of jail contraband scheme.

A Jacksonville FL sheriff’s officer has been arrested on a felony criminal mischief charge for vandalizing a fellow officer’s personal car in the police garage. Apparently the other officer married her ex-husband and there’s some rivalry because of it.

A Gary IN cop has been suspended for 2 years and fined by the police board in a rare move over allegations that he took another officer’s firearm and then lied about it.

Two Glendale California cops are being sued by a lawyer claiming that one of the officers was having an affair with his wife when he conspired with the other officer to have him arrested on false charges. The lawyer was eventually cleared of the charges after he was prosecuted

A Duxbury Massachusetts cop has been sentenced to probation and time served in a plea to assault and battery for threatening his girlfriend with his gun that was allegedly just one of several other alleged domestic violence incidents.

A Texas State trooper has been sentenced to probation on a misdemeanor assault conviction for slamming a woman’s face into a concrete retaining wall, as seen on the above dashcam footage, after she had called police for help when she was in an accident. The officer was arresting her on suspicion of DUI but no charges were filed.

Eastern Pike Regional cops in Pennsylvania are the subject of a lawsuit claiming they refused to call paramedics or even examine a man when his parents told officers that he had stopped breathing after the officers had allegedly beat then handcuffed him. He was dead when paramedics finally arrived.

Minneapolis MN settled a lawsuit for $80,000 to a cop claiming he was removed from the Metro Gang Task Force for reporting abuses by officers in that group which was later disbanded due to those abuses.

An Arcade GA cop is the subject of a lawsuit alleging he issued false citations to a motorist for questioning the officer’s reason for pulling him over. Apparently, Arcade has long been the subject of complaints and at least 2 investigations over allegations of being a speed trap.

A Marco Island FL cop with a history of being the subject of complaints has been fired for filing an inaccurate report about an incident involving an excessive force complaint

A Chicago IL cop is the subject of a lawsuit alleging he beat and kicked a man and his friend then falsely arrested him while he was working an off-duty security guard job at McDonalds, all over allegations that the man dropped condiments.

A Derby CT cop is being sued by that city’s Parking Authority director alleging the officer, who is also the Parking Authority chairman, assaulted him in a hallway after a meeting where the two had a dispute.

Six New Orleans Louisiana cops, many of them high-ranking officers, have been reassigned while under investigation over testimony that was heard during the Henry Glover trial which resulted in 3 officers being convicted and several others admitting that they lied during a federal investigation into that incident where an unarmed man was shot in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina then his body was burned in a car to cover up what happened.

A Bay Area Rapid Transit cop in California that was fired for lying about her partner’s, Tony Pirone, actions in the shooting death of Oscar Grant on New Years 2009 was rehired by order of an arbitrator who overruled that department’s decision on recommendations by an outside review of the incident. Pirone, who used a racial epithet when he punched Grant and who’s aggressive behavior has been blamed for unnecessarily escalating the situation before Grant was shot, is also in the process of appealing his firing to an arbitrator… and as our studies indicated previously, it’s rare for an arbitrator not to rule in favor of the appealing officer.

A Bensalem PA police sergeant who was the head of the Special Victim’s Unit has been found guilty of sexually assaulting a female EMT that he worked with inside the facilities they worked together while both were off-duty.

A Broward County FL deputy has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for raping a handcuffed detainee while she was being transported between jails. He apparently rejected a plea deal that would have resulted in a 5-year sentence and still insists he didn’t do anything despite there being DNA evidence suggesting otherwise.

A Fulton County GA deputy has been charged with misdemeanor sexual battery over alleged but unspecified “inappropriate touching” involving a woman that he allegedly knew.

A Lebanon IN cop has been arrested on allegations that he was groping women at a bar in front of his wife and then pulled a gun and pointed it into the chest of a man who confronted him over his behavior. Apparently, an off-duty officer was there and witnessed the whole thing as well, confirming the allegations.

A Kern County CA deputy has been arrested for violating a restraining order filed by a woman he’s accused of hitting with a remote control and then threatening to kill her with a gun.

A Memphis TN cop has been arrested on a domestic assault with bodily harm charge over unspecified allegations.

An Anaheim California cop has been sentenced to 4 years in prison for sexually assaulting two illegal immigrants under color of law and repeatedly pulling over and harassing a third woman.

The San Diego California police union is apologizing for filing frivolous lawsuits against the city that cost taxpayers $8.3 million in legal fees and cost the union itself $2.8 million. The union is blaming their former lawyer for the suits, none of which resulted in any favorable outcome for officers.

Memphis TN police officials apparently admitted to forgetting about consent order filed in 1978 that restricts police practices regarding information gathering on people for political reasons, which may affect how they’ve been working with the feds in regards post 9/11 spying.


An Atlanta Georgia cop has been sentenced to 12 years in prison for accepting payments in exchange for protecting drug dealers.

An Albuquerque New Mexico cop has been found guilty of obstruction for leaking information about an undercover investigation into a drug/burglary ring.

A US Customs agent has been arrested in part of a large drug trafficking ring bust on charges alleging he smuggled and laundered drug money and that he smuggled weapons on a plane.


                       Members of the Fairfax County Police "Officer Really, Really Friendly" Program                                               
A Washington County Ohio sheriff’s captain has been suspended while under investigation for unspecified “improprieties”.

A Newnan GA cop has been sentenced to 60 years in prison on 13 counts of molestation, enticement & violation of oath involving an underage girl he met at martial arts classes.

Norfolk VA police are reviewing their policies after a high school student who is also the star quarterback was brought to school in handcuffs because a cop mistakenly though he was truant, but didn’t check before embarrassing him in front of the entire school.

A Berkeley MO cop has been charged with sodomy, statutory rape and child endangerment of a 15-year-old girl that he met at church where he volunteered as a youth group leader.

An Aurora CO police sergeant is on paid leave after being arrested on child pornography and sexual exploitation of children charges on allegations that he was sharing child pornography. Police also say that a search of a laptop he took to work had child porn and the laptop case he used had sex toys in it.

A Granby Colorado cop has been fired and arrested on multiple exploitation of a child charges involving a female high school student.

An Indianapolis Indiana civilian complaint board has ruled that an officer used excessive force on a 15-year-old child in an incident that even the chief of police called the worst case of brutality he had seen. However, even though an internal investigation and the review board both found the incident a case of excessive force, a police review board did not so the officer won’t face any disciplinary action. The boy suffered a broken nose, chipped teeth, and severe facial bruising/swelling.

A Seguin Texas cop is pleading guilty to an evidence tampering charge in a deal dismissing solicitation of a minor charges.


A Hickory North Carolina cop has been placed on desk duty after being arrested on a drunk driving charges for running over a mailbox and hitting a tree while off-duty.

A Frankfort KY cop has resigned after being arrested on a drunk driving charge when he was stopped by police who reported that he was swerving and had almost hit another motorist.

A Durham NC cop has been arrested on a drunk driving charge and this is actually his second DUI arrest since November 2009. Oddly, the reports first indicated that the person was still employed as an officer but now police are saying he’s a former officer, though they won’t say when he stopped being an officer and why.


A Cottonwood Arizona cop is facing disciplinary action after his K9 partner had to be euthanize due to heat distress when the dog was left in the officer’s cruiser while he did paperwork. The cruiser was equipped with a device that monitors the internal temperature of the car and sounds alarms if it gets too hot but the device wasn’t switched on.

A reply to the Washington Post

                                         Police Chief Roarerer-er-er of Fairfax County                                                                   

Dear Washington Postsess

Dear Washington Posts its guys

Dear newspaper

This is for your FYI. I know that you are used to being dealt with felt tipped gloves but let me give it to you directly.....police oversight is an exercise in fertility. Why I could have answred that question blindfolded. In fact, I am blindfolded....why? Because I tied this knot an hour ago and now I can’t get it to untie because I’m dyslexic and stupid. Its not easy being me.

Anyway, your recent eddietorial on police oversigh put me between a rock and a hotplate but I am against police oversight because it puts to many hands in the fire. And while that might sound like fun, it isn’t. Trust me I know.

Police oversight is just cutting your throat to spite your face. And while that might sound like fun, it isn’t. Trust me I know.

All that police oversight does is to throw a monkey at the wrench because letting cevi...c-vil...cvilyans....people who are not police into the police department is like the blind talking to the blind, of course alot depends whether you are drinking from the side of the glass that is half-full or half-empty.

Do I think we need police oversight? No and do you know why knot? Because unlike the sissys at the Post, I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines, that’s why.

You people think you’re so smart, well hindsight is 50-50.

Hindsight means “behind you” It is also where the word hiney comes from.

I am not one to toot my own wagon and I readily admit I am not the brightest cookie in the lamp butt I think I do a pretty good job of running things around here.

and so far everything is peaches and gravy while yous is reporter people couldn't find your way out of a paper bag if it bit yous. All that you are doing by righting about police oversight is making people bite off a new can of worms.

Yes, we have made mistakes but you are never going to fail unless you try and I know that we baked our cake, now we have to eat it. But that does not mean you should stir the apple cart.

Occasnoll....once ina while, we have dropped the apple cart, the one you want to stir, and now it's up to us to get it back on the tracks, I understand that and let me say, we are going to to put all our oars in the fire for this project butt in the mean time, I didn't think it would be a good idea to rattle the barrel with talk about police oversight.

All police oversight does is to rob Peter & Pauls to pay Mary. And they were a good singing group but I’m pretty sure they were communists. So lets go slow here, because as my dead father used to say, we definitely don't want to nail ourselves into a corner so don’t look a for gift in the horse's mouth.......he wasn’t dead when he said that, don’t know if I made that clear or not....I’m talking about my Dad not the horse. I didn’t know the horse.

What I am saying to you is this; today is like the day Rome was built in. We can't afford to have any fiddlers.

So there

Your friend

Police chief Roarerer-er

Home for Christmas

Fairfax County Police Officer Adolf Smuckerman arrives hometo his native Alabama for Christmas and is greeted by his mother  

I'm sorry...Mother jokes...wow, did we really go there? Mother jokes? Ahhh...you know what? Too fuck'n bad, you guys are lucky I accused you of having a mother