The Chief of the Fairfax County Police has ordered his officers to plant thousands of trees on county property as a source of generating revenue.
“I figure” said the chief on Monday “That if money grows on trees, then we’ll just plant our own trees and later on, when it grows or sprouts of whatever it does, like then we’ll be sittin pretty and I can finally start up that Tank and Artillery Corp I been thinkin about, you know.?
When asked why he assumed money grows on trees, the chief, a life-long government worker replied “Where else would it come from?” he later added “We need more money to hire more people for roadblocks.” He said “Do you realize that there are still at least twenty cars in the county we haven’t stopped to make sure they ain’t not criminals?”
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