The Fairfax County Police Department announced a new
method to waste public money beyond random roadblocks and paying for a navy to
patrol a river under the authority of the Coast Guard. They’ve come up with a cash
sucking device called Zencity some stupid bullshit, a public survey tool used
to understand local concerns, attitudes, and trust in police officers.
Here's the answer to the survey in advance, stop killing
people, hire an outside police chief and stop promoting yourself to better
paying jobs inside the department.
The questionnaire uses the word "holistically”….so now holistically
is part of government speak, it’s a shame, it was a good word.
As an added piss away the publics money feature, the survey will gather responses from residents in
a English, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese Urdu, Telugu, and
Amharic.
Which means the English speaking only white boys at FCPD will have to
spend your cash to have the survey printed up in those languages and then use more
of your money to have them translated.
