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"I don't like this book because it don't got know pictures" Chief Rhorerer

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”
“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

..and I magically make them stop being law breakers


Equal employment opportunity....because Walmart isn't hiring

Newport RI

My hero

Fairfax County Police send officers to trian with NYC police

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Fairfax County Police vow to find "Half Donut eater" bad guy

cophhh

"This is not funny, there are cops starving out there" said the chief of the Fairfax County Police, I forget his name but he kind of looks like the one of the Munchkins from that movie, you know, like, if they were a tribe of Gay munchkins instead little cute guys who sing well....but anyway, he went on to mumble "we don't have anything else to do and all the eye doctors have moved over to Maryland, so I vow to get to the bottom of this blah blah blah" he really said that last part too.  

"I'm Sharon Bulova and I look like a man"



you can help....have your local police station send me as much cash as they can and I'll make sure they get away with murder.

SHARON BULOVA
WHEN I GET BOUGHT, I STAY BOUGHT

Highly decorated waiter gives bald cop grant for Rogain

"It goes on your head, don't drink it, try to remember that this time" 

....and that's how I locked the keys in the house, yeah, I know, I'm an idiot"

David Kellermann Eddy Azcarate, spokesman for the Fairfax County Police Department, briefs the media in front of the house of David Kellerman, Acting Chief Financial Officer and Senior Vice President of Feddie Mac, April 22, 2009 in Vienna, Virginia. Kellerman was found dead, after allegedly committing suicide, by a family member in the morning hours in his house.

Midget told to go fuck em self by short older woman,asks for directions before leaving

David Kellermann An unidentified woman talks to a Fairfax County police officer in front of the house of David Kellerman, Acting Chief Financial Officer and Senior Vice President of Feddie Mac, April 22, 2009 in Vienna, Virginia. Kellerman was found dead, after allegedly committing suicide, by a family member in the morning hours in his house.

"Yeah, have your kid stand over there and put the apple on his head, we got a little bet go'n on here"

David Kellermann A Fairfax County Police officer talks to an unidentified woman in front of the house of David Kellerman, Acting Chief Financial Officer and Senior Vice President of Feddie Mac, April 22, 2009 in Vienna, Virginia. Kellerman was found dead, after allegedly committing suicide, by a family member in the morning hours in his house.

"That's Rogain....R...o....something... I don't know, if I could spell I wouldn't be a cop"

David Kellermann Eddy Azcarate, spokesman for the Fairfax County Police Department, briefs the media in front of the house of David Kellerman, Acting Chief Financial Officer and Senior Vice President of Feddie Mac, April 22, 2009 in Vienna, Virginia. Kellerman was found dead, after allegedly committing suicide, by a family member in the morning hours in his house.  (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Eddy Azcarate

tearful chief demands shorter podiums, black guy in weird glasses surprised at demand

Fairfax County Police Learn to drink from thermoses, grant from Kennedy foundation to follow.


In September of 2011, Tool and die makers passed cops in number of
 suicide rates by job...... Are you guys gonna let that happen?  

Police Host First Homicide Symposium "Killing citizens faster, cheaper, better"


Detective Bob Murphy

midget gets award from waiter guy for dessing like an admiral