Now firstly, the way I understand this is that Captain Hopkins is suing me firstly for defecation and she’s also and she is suing some guy named Anonymous Accuser because he also defecated on her while they were both riding on the department's intranet.
Firstly, what has that got to do with me? Also, I checked and there is nobody on the police department named Anonymous Accuser….so there……but there is a guy named “Anonymous Source” who I guess works as Narcotics officer but lives in Cayman Islands at the Bank of Switzerland Apartments of something like that. We pay him $2,000,000 a year. I guess most of that is for commuting expenses. The guys in narcotics told me it was a secret.
I still don’t understand where Major Crimes comes in on this but Captain Hopalong wants to sue either him or this Anonymous Accuser guy because he accused Hopson of coaching a job candidate.
Firstly, let me say this about that, Captain Hop…something can coach, play or referee anyone as long as its on county time….no, wait, I go that backwards…..well anyway, its not my money…
Now Captain Hop thing there…… says that I retaliated against a female police captain….let me say this firstly….who is this new women in the mix and I never had sex with that woman…I mean…if she’s a female cop, so would you? Even I have standards, low ones, but still.
And now, firstly, really screwing this up is Captain Hopkinsons lawyer, Glasberg, who asked "Does the sun rise in the east?"…this is not the time or the place for astrology questions, Goldberg.
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