"I am not short, hairy and bald....yes, I lack height and there is an excessive hair....you know what? Fuck you" David Roher, overhead, Fairfax County
"There's a police problem in Fairfax County?" John Foust, Board of Supervisors and perennial candidate.
"I shot this book because I thought it was going to attack me with a gun" "Fast Gun" Adam Torres, Fairfax County Police
"You want a quote? Show me the money, you'll get you're quote" Sharon Bulova, Fairfax County Board of Supervisors