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“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”
“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

TOP TEN REASONS THE LOCAL ELECTRONIC MEDIA WON’T REPORT ON THE FAIRFAX COUNTY COPS ILLEGAL SPYING ON CITIZENS

  


This story seems to require investigative techniques, research and confrontation. We don’t do that. That stuff is better left to the, wadda call those guys? The one’s write things down.  Um…writer’s downers, no, no that’s not it, you know Journalistic –ism –tic people. Those guys.  

This is complex and can’t be explained in 15 seconds so it’s not for us.

So, like, this wrong for the cops to do, like, right?

Reporting on this story might interfere with the ride-along stories we love so dearly.

This is real news. We don’t do real news.  We’re television.

Covering this would eat up at least five minutes of air time. That’s a full four minutes longer than our usual hard hitting, in depth investigative news piece.  

The story doesn’t have a hap, hap, happy ending! We’re television. We like to deal in warm, snuggly, happy news.

Like everybody in America, we’re afraid of the cops.  

We’re communication majors. We don’t understand this.

This seems a little too controversial for us. We like to avoid that sort of thing. The sponsors don’t like it.