Fairfax County Police Buy Submarine
The Fairfax County Police have purchased a submarine “To like, defend us, if , like Delaware or like some other foreign country with foreigners attacks us” said Chief Roarherererererer-er defending his latest purchase “And besides, its cooler than shit, we already sank like nine...no...Like eight boats already. Man, were those people pissed” When questioned as to whether the costly purchase was needed, the chief replied “Tomorrow its my turn to be captain”
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