Fairfax County Police Fire starters...on sale now
"We've got your money to burn"
Fairfax County Police Fire starters are sure to work every time! And if they don't we'll.....naw, we're not gonna give you your money back, what are you nuts?....
each fire starter is carefully rollled by a Fairfax County Cop with nothing else to do....yeah, that's means the entire force......well, except for that police "woman" who has like those bear claw things instead of fingers, jesus chrsitmas why don't we get rid of her? She creeps me out...anyway, this sale of winter products goes on all summer because we're idiots....so call today!
1-800-fuckyouwecan'tgetfired
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