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"I don't like this book because it don't got know pictures" Chief Rhorerer

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”
“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

I shit you not.....


North Miami FL cop faces firing for an alleged plot with another police employee to cast a magic spell on a city official who was planning to slash police budgets....true story[0] bit.ly/tvgNck

Report of the Fairfax County auditor, Internal Audit Office

Report of the Fairfax County auditor, Internal Audit Office on the complaint by  citizen James Darden, age 57, that he was severely beaten by Fairfax County Police Officer Christian Chamberlain and Mohammed Oluwa.

Officers version of what Darden looked like on the night he assualted himself


 Darden claims Officers Christian Chamberlain and Mohammed Oluwa violated his rights under the Fourth Amendment and Title 42 of the Civil Rights Act and used excessive force when they handcuffed and detained him on June 16, 2010.

Darden says in the complaint it occurred as he was walking to Rising Hope United Methodist Mission Church, located off Richmond Highway between Hybla Valley and Mount Vernon.

With that admission, we find Darden guilty of being black while walking alone at night, a felony and a stupid thing to do in Fairfax County.  It is our conclusion that Mr. Darden beat himself up and tried to blame it on the officers.  

 And we’re saying that with a straight face.  We know it isn’t it funny. What is funny is that Darden actually thought that two Fairfax County Cops would be punished for anything.

 It is not clear from the lawsuit, filed Aug. 5 in federal district court, where the incident took place.

 Darden could not be located for comment. The attorney for the officers, Kimberly Baucom with the Fairfax County Attorney’s Office, said she could not comment on the case if she knows what’s good for her. Parking lots can be very lonely, dark places.

 “However I will say” Baucom said “That the Fairfax County Attorney’s Office  has all the back bone of a jelly fish when it comes to dealing with the police so why should I be any different? After all, if I was any good at this lawyer thing, I'd be working in a private firm”

Darden admits that he was walking to the church, where he worked as a janitor, when the much maligned officers Chamberlain and Oluwa stopped him. They asked him for identification, which he supplied.  Since its rare to find a black man dumb enough to walk the streets of Fairfax County at night, the officers feared that Darden might be mentally disabled and searched him for a weapon because, you know, black guy, night……c’mon, you know  what I mean.  

 Darden then asked why he was being searched and was arrested and handcuffed him with his arms behind his back, threw him to the ground and onto his stomach and Oluwa rammed him knee in his back as Chamberlain choked him. Chamberlain then shocked Darden with a Taser approximately three times.

Darden was made to sit and wait until a third officer eventually came to the scene and told Darden he could leave since it was obvious that Darden could not take a joke.

The officer said they worked Darden over and forced him to the ground because they saw traces of cocaine around his mouth....yeah, like, that's a good reason...no really, it is.


Officers version of how much cociane Darden had on his face when they stopped him

Darden was not charged with any crime but, because we don’t want the cops waiting in our neighborhood for us, we strongly feel that Darden should have been arrested if not shot or both. Both is good.  

We must respectfully differ with the Police when they say that Mr. Darden can’t take a joke and has no sense of humor. In fact, Mr. Darden reported the incident the same day to the police department…….now come on, does that show a sense of humor or what?

Dardin after alleged rough fun filled housing incident 

In conclusion, for hurting the officers feeling and for being so fucking stupid as to believe that the Fairfax County Cops will ever be found guilty of anything, we, the members of the Fairfax County auditor, Internal Audit Office demand that Mr. Darden pay the officers in question $150,000 in compensatory damages and an unspecified amount in punitive damages….if not, well, they know where you live, you know what I mean Darden? Also, we would like to say that we don't find it at all funny that is actually a cop named Mohammed Oluwa .


Effective immediately


Effective immediately, in an effort to cut expenses from the budget so that the chief will have more money to buy plagues and awards with, the Fairfax County Police Departments Office of Internal Affairs will no longer wait six weeks before throwing out all citizens complaints against us….from now on,  we’re not even gonna take complaints. We get away with it anyway so why bother?  


Fairfax County Police spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell is back from a week of sunbathing in Mexico. Welcome back Lucy

2011 nominees for "I see nothing wrong with the local police" award


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Ain't nothin like a media that knows it place.

Enough said.................


Court testimoney


and that figure there of the little guy with the stick hit'n the that other cartoon fella, that's me. That 's says "Ya all's under a-rest", now you write that down in regular words fer me.  


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Hey kids! Lets play FIND THE GAY GUY!


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and now a word from our generic Asian officer


Herow: I’m a generic Asian guy and I want all of you to know that I WAS NOT given this promotion because of my racial background. In fact, that charge is ri-dick-a-ris. All across the globe when people think police they think Asian. When they think drunken police, they think Irish.  Ask Sean McGlone, if sober, he tell you I right.  


My son, Ping ding wing ping, we never after I dropped fork

my wife, she say "That good name"

In fact there have been many famous Asian police officers like….ah….Charlie Chan…yeah, that’s one…. and, and that fat guy on the original Hawaii 5-O, the one who never had any lines and then there was the little Chinese guy who did the karate stuff on The Green Hornet Show…..he was kinda like a cop except he beat people up instead of obeying the raw……okay he was exactree like a cop.

Unlawful arrest by your local police. Fairfax County Police.



Medford MA police sued by man claiming police wrongfully arrested and detained him twice on same recalled warrant [3] bit.ly/v1kJXB

Toronto ON settles suit for unspecified sum to man unlawfully detained 28hrs & strip searched during G20 [3] bit.ly/ulzf1p

Makes sense to us. Fairfax County Police



Orleans Parish LA deputy arrested on several charges for smuggling cell phones into the jail for inmates [0] bit.ly/uL11b6

A lying cop? Get the fuck otta here. Fairfax County Police



Cape Coral FL cop who resigned over fake GED may have also lied about military service & medals, may face charges [0] http://newspr.es/rJ6au9

Common thief. Fairfax County Police



Platteville CO police chief arrested on felony identity theft & embezzlement of public property charges [1] on9news.tv/s3jTpe

It’s not a cop. Cops can’t don’t know how to write. Fairfax County Police

Philadelphia PA man claiming to be cop has been posting menacing messages to #OccupyPhiladelphia’s Facebook page, which would be a violation of departmental policy if it is a cop doing it. [3] bit.ly/sKnI0s

Broward Co FL deputy under investigation after posting questionable comments on news channel’s Facebook page [0] bit.ly/rP0goi

Cops fear evidence, ironic ain’t it? Fairfax County Police


Biloxi MS cop investigated for using vulgarity on video before apparently arresting a man for talking back. Police say no policy appears to have been violated aside from rules about using vulgarity, but allegations that the officer and others were dropping a cuffed and passed out suspect on his face repeatedly before the video started appear as though they are being ignored. [4] bit.ly/uyaQKs

Washington DC police chief apologizes to videographer threatened by police while recording carjacking rescue [0] bit.ly/uGTiOL

Concord CA police captain voids police lieutenant’s traffic accident citation “in the interest of justice” [4] bit.ly/tPWQ2L

St Lucie Co FL deputy arrested a man for filming a traffic stop, alleging that the cop watcher was verbally abusive. [5] sunsent.nl/rXXiiQ

Slappin the old wife around. Fairfax County Police


Craig CO police officer arrested on suspicion of domestic violence & harassment in unspecified incident [1] bit.ly/vj5Dux

This week’s candidates for the Brian Sonnenberg Peaceful Resolution to Conflict Center Award. Fairfax County Police



Seymour IN cop accused of using excessive force on a 120lb 63yr-old man who says he will lose an eye from injuries caused by the officer repeatedly slamming his head against a police cruiser hood and the pavement outside his home. The cops say he fled a traffic stop for running a stop sign. [3] bit.ly/rMIXj0

RCMP cop pleads guilty to assault for hitting man in the face w/flashlight while responding to a noise complaint call at the wrong house. [0] bit.ly/t3OT0y

Las Vegas NV settles suit for $83k to tourist who suffered broken leg when arrested by cops for breaking up fight [0] bit.ly/txWCe7

Raeford NC police chief says his resignation has nothing to do with an excessive force suit against him and four other officers from when he led the Coats NC PD [3] bit.ly/uxOijV

Charlotte NC cop was arrested on assault & battery with a dangerous weapon charges for smashing a beer bottle over a man’s head while playing poker on Thanksgiving. [0] bit.ly/sdjMFO

Sarasota FL settles suit for $40k to man in videotaped excessive force case that led to officer & chief resigning [0] http://bit.ly/u26Fkc

Lincoln Co GA sheriff’s sergeant suspended while subject of investigation into unspecified citizen complaint [2] http://bit.ly/tBNeXK


This week’s candidates for the Officer Sean McGlone Award for sober living. Fairfax County Police



North Charleston SC cop arrested on 3rd deg assault charge for allegedly punching man at bar while off duty. He was already facing charges over an apparent domestic incident from earlier this year. [0] bit.ly/uee7RQ

Lake Stevens WA police officer was allegedly quietly convicted on a DUI charge but not disciplined despite other alleged complaints, all this came from an opinion piece from a reader to a local paper asking why it wasn’t being covered. [3] bit.ly/tjQSD3

 Los Angeles Co CA deputy faces felony charges for DUI crash that caused injuries, tested almost 2x limit [0] bit.ly/tF3Zol

Standard creepy cop behavior. Fairfax County Police


Athens Co OH deputy takes plea deal that will likely result in probation for coercing sex from female drug defendants. The deal also removes any charges involving a sex crime. [0] bit.ly/vmfrzy

The cops are always shooting dogs, why didn’t they shoot this one? Fairfax County Police


Campbell OH police dog attacked an 8yr-old boy after apparently mistaking him playing in grandmother’s yard for the kind of behavior it’s trained to attack, namely a suspect running. The boy’s parents say the officer walking the dog should have had it under control. [0] bit.ly/sk2Hzk

Lakeside WA police sued by man whose legs were severely injured by police dog when police responded to a domestic dispute call that resulted in no charges [3] bit.ly/uoZBp1

Good, serves him right. They should have fired him. Fairfax County Police


Atlanta GA police major suspended 15 days for letting mayor’s brother go at traffic stop despite suspended license [0] bit.ly/vCB6cS

Attempted Murder by your local police. Fairfax County Police



Paterson NJ settles suit for $10k to man shot by his ex-girlfriend a police officer [0] bit.ly/vN17R8

Murder by your local police. Fairfax County Police



San Jose CA police sergeant allegedly murdered his wife before fatally shooting himself in murder-suicide incident [0] bit.ly/vH31I1

This week’s child molestation report by your local Police. Fairfax County Police


Carrabassett Valley ME now-former police officer was sentenced to an actual total of 10 years prison for repeatedly sexually abusing a girl under the age of 12 for a period of over 4 years. While he claims the sexual abuse stopped a month or so before he became an officer, he was accused of intimidating the girl into keeping quiet about it during that time. [0] bit.ly/vepkos

Cleveland TN police chief is accused of knowing about statutory rape & drug abuse allegations against his officers but refused to investigate them, they were eventually charged and convicted. [4] bit.ly/tYpmzk

Ontario Provincial Police constable found guilty on 3 counts of sexual misconduct involving a female 17yr-old dept employee. [0] bit.ly/taaVCz

Windsor ON police officer is under investigation on unspecified allegations of sexual assault [3] bit.ly/tOqvDk

The CHief David Rhorerer Idiot in Action Award


Adams Co CO sued by deaf man held 25 days without access to sign language interpreter after a questionable domestic violence arrest when police responded to a disturbance call and heard the deaf couple verbalizing. [3] cbsloc.al/tvaHOb


Starr Co TX deputy arrested on illegal gaming charge after using county vehicle to spotlight animals [1] bit.ly/rQjM7R

Fullerton California, where the cops run wild. Fairfax County Police



Fullerton CA police sued by woman claiming 2 warrantless raids on her home then harassment over complaint [5] bit.ly/rGaVHe

Fullerton CA cop destroyed his personal audio recorder after detainee found hanged in cell after having exchange with cop [5] bit.ly/rGaVHe

Fullerton CA police accused of mass detention of minorities at park while responding to alleged weapon complaint, none found [5] bit.ly/rGaVHe

Idiots at work. Fairfax County Police

                                          Nice try, weasels

Seattle WA received a stinging rebuke from the US DOJ over a policy that gives overly broad protection against prosecution for cops who agree to be interviewed for internal investigations into excessive force. The rebuke came shortly after charges were dropped against an officer for an excessive force incident caught on camera, (which was actually three different incidents caught on video in the same night). City officials say that, no matter what the DOJ tells them to do, they have to ask the police union for permission before they can make any changes first.. [3] bit.ly/rAv0XO



But you don’t understand, I’m special

Collegedale TN cop investigated after cops allegedly see him having sex in car while they made a DUI arrest nearby. Officials refuse to say if he was on duty but his cruiser was parked next to the truck he was allegedly having sex in. [2] bit.ly/ti4DJU

Waldwick NJ cop investigated for participating in a treasure hunt for jewelry while on duty. He won a necklace. [0] bit.ly/tlwiJB



Common thief

Stanislaus Co CA sheriff’s lieutenant on paid leave after charged with 2 counts of felony welfare fraud [1] bit.ly/uzrz8i



Gutless Cowards

Citrus Co FL deputy named Nick Hesse shot a Jack Russel Terrier to death while serving a warrant on the small pet owner’s son. Police are defending the officer by claiming he was afraid for his safety. The owner says someone that frightened by a tiny dog probably shouldn’t be a cop. [0] bit.ly/tDvufV



If Walmart would only hire these idiots, the streets would be safer

Houston TX cops sued for racial profiling alleging they cuffed & searched a man for being white in black neighborhood [3] exm.nr/u2IWmh

Jackson Co AR deputy resigns after accidentally discharging another officer’s weapon on video when he picked it up inside the jail. Nobody was injured. [0] bit.ly/vGnbaL

Baltimore MD settles another lawsuit for $67.5k to a man who was injured & falsely arrested by cops who mistook him for a robbery suspect. [0] bit.ly/sK1uSY

Denver CO police & city officials are the subject of a lawsuit by #OccupyDenver protesters alleging their rights are being violated via selective enforcement of city ordinances. [3] bit.ly/uToAr9

Slappin the ole wife around. Fairfax County Police

San Antonio TX police sgt arrested on assault bodily injury & family violence on warrant after fight w/woman [0] bit.ly/ry7fZd


Creepy Cop Behavior. Fairfax County Police


Toronto ON cop was found guilty of assault & sexual assault for squeezing a man’s testicles during a traffic stop. [0] bit.ly/uHoooL

Michigan State trooper faces charges for an alleged illegal strip search and cavity search, few details about this one are being released though. [1] bit.ly/uy7Tep

This week’s child molestation by your local police report. Fairfax County Police

 
Nogales AZ cop suspended while investigated on allegations he had sex with a 17-year-old girl who was participating in that department’s explorer program. [0] http://bit.ly/vDgmgl
Morgan Co IN deputy subject of investigation by special prosecutor possibly involving inappropriate emails to a teen [1] bit.ly/vckDt8

This week’s candidates for the Officer Sean McGlone Award for sober living. Fairfax County Police

Barrie ON cop arrested on drunk driving charges while stopped for speeding, he was charged for drunk driving in 2005 as well but that case was dropped. [0] http://bit.ly/vCcly1
Norfolk VA cop pleads guilty to 1 count selling steroids & 1 count possession of marijuana, the deal drops 17 other counts [0] bit.ly/sNeZ8t

Massachusetts State trooper allegedly flees to Florida, misses court date, after suspected DUI police chase [0] bit.ly/uvKMKx

Butler Co OH deputy suspended 40 days after arrested on DUI charge while driving unmarked cruiser [0] bit.ly/vZ40iQ

Hamilton NJ cops are accused of sending threatening letters to officials boasting about their questionable DUI arrest of that township’s deputy mayor after some officers were laid off. [3] bit.ly/vsVgRp

This week’s candidates for the Brian Sonnenberg Peaceful Resolution to Conflict Center Award. Fairfax County Police


Chatham-Kent ON cop was charged with assault causing bodily harm after man suffered serious facial injuries while detained, no details about the actual incident were released. [1] http://bit.ly/suXmay
New York NY police are accused of excessive force during a questionable traffic stop that was allegedly nothing more than an attempt to fill the officers’ quotas [3] bit.ly/vYsXf3
Baltimore MD settles a lawsuit for $40k to a man injured by a cop who beat him with a baton when he was arrested on charges that were later dismissed. [0] bit.ly/sK1uSY

Passaic Co NJ deputy suspended & faces charges after fellow cop accuses him of terroristic threats & harassment [1] bit.ly/tVLI0h
A Kinston NC cop working an off-duty security gig at WalMart is accused of pepperspraying a man who accidentally fell into a cellphone display at that store. The spray affected at least 20 other shoppers and one news article decided to go with an Orwellian “Police use pepperspay to calm crowd” headline… I’m pretty sure that was pepperspay, not camomilespray. [1] on.msnbc.com/vwXaTt

Canyon Co ID sheriff & chief deputy sued by ACLU alleging retaliation against jail detainees who filed complaints [5] bit.ly/u6iHfy
Utah Highway Patrol settles suit for $40k to a man who was caught on dashcam being tasered by a trooper during a DUI stop when he asked to talk to an attorney before agreeing to take a breathalyzer test. [0] bit.ly/vVyU1s

New York NY police told they’ll face discipline if they keep harassing journalists trying to cover police actions against #OccupyWallStreet. But, apparently, it was ok before since there won’t be any investigations into the arrests and mistreatment of journalists that already occurred. [3] nyti.ms/rGDg7c
Birmingham AL cop charged w/misd assault & endangerment after allegedly punching & pulling his gun on man in an alleged incident of road rage [0] bit.ly/sEbK7X


This week’s Officer David Ziants Award. Fairfax County Police



Murder by your local that you can pay for.

Richmond CA settled a lawsuit for $1.5mil to the family of a mentally ill man who died after tasered for 72 seconds straight and beaten with batons by 4 police officers. [0] http://bit.ly/rZcCCk

Louisiana State police are accused of giving a Terrebonne Parish LA deputy preferential treatment after he killed a pedestrian with an SUV. [4] http://bit.ly/tYIhi0

Little man in a big hat. Police Budget 2012. Fairfax County Police


Police stuff:  $1,300.00

Plaques   $150,000,000

Awards   $100,000,000

Framing for Recognition Letters $50,000,000

Total $301,000,000

That's actually how much the police problem in Fairfax County is costing you

And now a word from our Special Needs Staff


Who ever is placing the doggie treats in my inbox...stop it....stop it now....I DID NOT DRINK ROM THAT TOILET, GODDAMN IT