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"I don't like this book because it don't got know pictures" Chief Rhorerer

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”
“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

Promote Carl Bigg

And now a word for Supreme Commander of Overhead and unneeded expense, Chief Rhoererer-er 

Just a while ago Carl Biggs’, a Fairfax County cop, was accused of with making up a report about his cruiser having been struck by a hit-and-run driver.  Biggs’ cruiser was the only car involved in the May crash in Annandale. His car hit a utility pole on Gallows Road.
Oh sure, I know what some people are saying “Another piece of lying white trash makes gets hired by the Fairfax County Police, fire him!”
But I say no, and trust me, I know a lot about white trash. I say we promote Carl Bigg to police chief and I say this for several reasons. The firstly reason is the guy acting a police chief wears a ridiculous hat. I don’t care if it does fit the shape of his head it’s still a ridiculous hat.

 Second firstly, promoting cops accused of having a complete contempt for the truth and for the law is what we do in Fairfax County.
Why look at me….and yes, we prefer the term little people….but anyway….when I was chief the police the cop murdered an eye doctor for gambling. And that wasn’t easy. First we had to set him up on the charges and then we had to call the SWAT team to shoot him dead…….do you have any idea how difficult it is to get the SWAT team to stop sitting around watching TV and eating pizza and actually go out and murder someone?
Then we gunned down a guy with mental health issues because he stole a plant. We won’t tolerate plant stealing.  
We set up an innocent man on child molestation charges even though we knew the witness against him was lying.
 After that we arrested a guy for not wearing clothes when he made coffee in his house….we actually had the time, money and man power to that.  
And it goes on and on but the point is despite that all that of this I was promoted to Chief of Axis powers or whatever I am, I forget. In competence pays and it pays very well here in Fairfax County.  
So for those reasons I say we promote Mr. Bigg to Chief of police…..the boy’s got potential.