WHAT I DID AT WORK TODAY

I start each day the same way, I burn a couple of bucks from petty crash. When you got $250,000,000 to spend without question, you gotta do something with the money

To make sure I have a job next year, I give out awards for any fuck'n thing I can think of. You remember this guy, of course, I gave him the "What would I look like if I were taller" award and the other guy got the "What I'll look like a couple of years after I get pushed into forced retirement award"  Those yellow stripes on my uniform mean that I'm like a for real admiral in the navy. Pretty cool huh?

 At 10:30 I handed out the "You look great in glasses award" and gave that guy on the right a medal for wearing a suit that doesn't fit, you know, cause its a long day, you got to change things around

At noon, I made everybody come into the office and clap in rhythm cause like, sometimes I get lonely....see how happy are they are?  Especially the colored guy at the end, they like music those people .....

...so like, I go to him "Queers go huh" cept I whispered it and he goes, like "Huh?" and I did that like, twenty million times....it was so like way wicked cool    

This son of bitch wouldn't let go of the fuck'n award even though I told him he can't really have it, that it was just like....you know, like...make believe, I squeezed his hand really hard but all that did was make him tell me later on that he felt the same way about me and why does love have to be so hard..so I go like.......  

 

So around 2, every day, I give out the Nazi Haircut Award. Its a hair design for people who feel threatened all the time by everybody because they're father was mean to them when they were kids....we bank on child abuse as a means of future hires.

I don't know ...if I try to kiss him, I  could miss, he's tall....but you know, that's what I love about him so much....if I jump and pucker....I don't know........maybe not

Sometimes I go outside and make long speeches to the cars passing by and talk about my really cool big hat

These two are really guys! I met them down at this bar I go to on Florida Avenue in the District

Around 1:00 I force the off duty cops and their families to gather outside and listen to my speech about how I will one day rule the world and force everybody to drink cool aid. Like a lot of the time you know, I pretend there is stuff written on that easel thing...like charts and stuff and I point to it a lot and go "its written right here!"

I gave this broad an extra special award because she look like the witch from The Wizard of Oz. So, like I go to her , "Can you crack ice with that nose?" and she gets like all mad and stuff but I'll bet ya she could

Around 3:00 I ....well, you know ...

Around 4:00 I like to go into the hallway and talk to the little evil man who lives inside my head

I end the day by going out to dinner on the County's credit card and giving the head waiter an award for bring me a second helping, like, really fast and stuff  

idiots at work

Brought to you compliments of the Fairfax County Police…because if we keep writing the tag words Fairfax County Police, more people across the globe will know what  kind of brutal, idiots they really are.

Murder

Murfreesboro TN cop was fired but not charged for “inappropriately shooting a suspect” then lying about how it happened. The officer claims he shot the man during a struggle in self-defense but evidence and witnesses claim he shot the man from at least 100 feet away and in the back as he ran. [1] bit.ly/sM0bN4

Coral Springs FL cop was charged with vehicular homicide and DUI manslaughter over a crash that killed a young mother 3 months ago [0] bit.ly/rV1GdU

Beating unarmed citizens

10 Windsor ON cops are the subject of a lawsuit alleging one cop beat a doctor on video then the other officers conspired to cover it up. [3] bit.ly/usYMyr

2 Alameda Co CA sheriff’s detectives are accused of beating a businessman who demanded ID when they came and escorted one of his workers at the theater he owned. The detectives were there to interview the man who was the victim of a robbery but the owner says they refused to show ID and when he took pictures of them and their car they attacked and arrested him. The detectives say he obstructed them and that they showed ID. [2] bit.ly/v1HTdd

New York NY police are being sued by a woman claiming she was detained for 5 days and mistreated in custody by cops after she was shot and went to the hospital. She alleges that they were trying to force her into changing her story to say her friend shot her when he didn’t. [4] nydn.us/ttc048

Cops and women….a strange, strange relationship

Indiana State trooper was charged with felony sexual battery, official misconduct, and other charges after he was accused of groping a woman during a traffic stop. [0] bit.ly/uc0Znt

Montgomery WV problematic cop is being sued by a woman claiming he forced her to expose & shake her breasts during a traffic stop search. He’s also facing charges from his time as an officer elesewhere. [3] bit.ly/v0JTTO

RCMP staff sgt in Ottawa ON docked 10 days pay for viewing porn & performing web cam strip tease at headquarters [0] bit.ly/rE6QKp

Idiots on parade

McFarland CA mayor claims problematic cops deserve 2nd chances in an interview about 4 cops hired despite their bad records, including one who has had more than a couple second chances already. [3] bit.ly/tTszgK

Constitutional rights? Fuck you and your Constitutional

Los Angeles Co CA sheriff’s dpt sued by ACLU alleging illegal harassment of people for taking photographs in public [3] lat.ms/tW7ryG

We’d like to see more of this…in fact, give this idiot a raise

Ontario Provincial Police sgt investigated for allegedly tasering fellow cop & threatening others during dispute [1] bit.ly/tiE7gh

Common thief

San Juan Co UT now-former sheriff was charged with misuse of public funds after investigation by sheriff who replaced him [1] bit.ly/tFxVQH…because the people who pay those tickets have to work hard for the money, not all of us are cops

El Paso TX cop placed on admin leave after audit of overtime related to federal gang enforcement grants [1] bit.ly/vItEEJ

New York City, some info has been leaked out about pending charges against at least 16 NYPD officers in the previously reported ticket fixing scandal. This update isn’t in the feed yet because I want to wait for the official lists of charges and number of people charged before recording this one.We’re aware of the recent update on the NYPD ticket fixing scandal, waiting for the official count of cops charged bit.ly/vlLNIN

Preferential treatment

Tennessee Hwy Patrol trooper fired for preferential treatment of deputy he didn’t test or arrest for suspected DUI [0] bit.ly/u93cLi

Drugs/drunk

Denville NJ cop arrested on multiple charges for allegedly stealing narcotics from dept evidence room [0] dailyre.co/vfg0XQ

Memphis TN cop among 25 people indicted on federal meth and marijuana trafficking charges after 2yr probe [0] bit.ly/rCoWmY

Houton TX cop sentenced to probation & $500 fine for DUI crash into school bus, 7 cops disciplined for cover up [0] bit.ly/t5U4s4

Seattle WA police detective cited for DUI & released after rear ending car w/unmarked cruiser, unknown if on duty [2] http://bit.ly/sKmUEk

Repeat after me "It only works when a car drives by"

Idiots at work, compliments of the Fairfax County Police Department

The more we use the words Fairfax County Police Department, the more the name gets out there

This week’s child molestation charges against your local police department

North Brookfield MA cop was arrested on multiple charges over allegations that he raped a 15yr-old family friend and sent her obscene pics of himself in text messages. [0] http://bit.ly/vAFPUU

Elgin ND now-former police chief who is also a former judge has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for molesting a girl from the age of 12 to age 17. [0] bit.ly/rNMvXw

Lansing KS DARE cop who was also the 2008 cop of the year for that department has pled no contest to child enticement charges after he was caught in an undercover sting operation. [0] bit.ly/w3pdmI

St John the Baptist Parish LA school cop has been indefinitely suspended w/o pay after he was accused of inappropriately touching a female student. [0] http://bit.ly/uc9kJL

Alpharetta GA police are accused of refusing to file a report claiming that a councilwoman’s husband, who also chairs a police charity organization, assaulted a 4yr-old girl in the park. [0] bit.ly/txzpxN

Roosevelt UT police are accused of using excessive force when they peppersprayed fans who were doing a traditional dance after a high school football game. The spray also hit other fans, players, adults, and even a 4-year-old child. [0] bit.ly/qmsUJr

Nelson Co VA deputy fired after arrested on abduction, discharge of firearm, assault & other charges in a DV case [0] bit.ly/qW4Xs0

Slapp’n the old wife around

Cheyenne WY cop sentenced to 4mo in jail on a misdemeanor false imprisonment involving a domestic dispute with his wife. He was acquitted on the other felony charges he faced. [0] bit.ly/v4YZim

Winsboro LA cop was fired after arrested on a domestic violence battery warrant while he was on duty. His girlfriend was apparently hospitalized after the alleged incident. [0] bit.ly/sTORfq

McDowell Co WV deputy arrested for domestic assault, harassment, possession, & brandishing gun outside 911 center [0] bit.ly/oDH9eg

Cherokee Co SC deputy fired after arrested on criminal domestic violence charge involving incident with his wife [0] bit.ly/oGtlEZ

Bristol CT police lieutenant charged w/disorderly conduct after investigation into unspecified domestic incident [1] bit.ly/nk8vCM

Braintree MA cop charged with illegal possession of an assault weapon that was found during an investigation into a domestic dispute [0] bit.ly/smLnPQ

Cops and women, a strange twisted relationship

Yuma AZ cop was indicted on bribery & obstruction charges for allegedly extorting sex from a woman in exchange for police assistance when she required help from the police. [1] bit.ly/rpfgST

Honolulu HI cop who is accused of raping a mentally disabled shoplifting suspect was suspended w/o pay but hasn’t been charged despite word leaking out that he told his fellow cops he had sex with the woman and that he failed a polygraph test about the alleged incident. He allegedly insists the sex was consensual. [4] bit.ly/to2XVo

Peel Regional ON police officer has been charged with sexual assault after investigation into complaint about an on-duty incident that was filed in July [1] bit.ly/v8Il8U

6 Miami-Dade FL cops accused of going too far by ransacking woman’s home in heavily armed raid over unverified tip [1] bit.ly/rA28hR

Los Angeles CA police sgt arrested for burglary, crashed car after woman maced him when she found him in her home [0] bit.ly/scWRXm

Tampa FL police sued by lawyer claiming he was falsely arrested & injured for offering legal services to 2 women who were being detained at a restaurant [2] bit.ly/vfUVVJ

Sioux City IA officer, alleged to be a narcotics detective, is shown on a YouTube video (above) repeatedly punching & choking a woman during an arrest on unknown charges. A commenter claiming to know about the case says it’s from an incident in August that resulted in a lawsuit. [3] http://t.co/3Dh8qThO

San Jose CA is settling a lawsuit for $100k to a man who was struck in face after cuffed and a woman he was with who was falsely arrested as a passenger during a DUI stop. [0] bit.ly/opO64e

South Bend IN cop was charged with official misconduct & battery on allegations he sexually assaulted 2 women while on duty. [1] bit.ly/ricOue

Elkins WV cop revokes police cert in plea deal for harassment, dropping felony & misd kidnapping & DV charges [0] bit.ly/noIjCB

Yuma AZ cop fired and may face charges for abuse of authority involving unspecified on-duty sexual activity [1] bit.ly/ppzyWo

Fife WA police lieutenant was suspended while investigated for unspecified misconduct, possibly sexual harassment [2] bit.ly/qwsH6C

Drunk/Drugs and other white trash behavior we’ve come to expect from this segment  

Warsaw NC cop was fired after his supervisor smelled alcohol on his breath while he was on-duty, even though the officer tested under the legal limit. [0] bit.ly/vaKVlQ

Fairfax Co VA police officer was charged with driving while intoxicated after crashing into a utility pole while off duty [0] wapo.st/rYUTWL

Milwaukee WI cops face minimal punishment for drunk driving even when taxi drivers usually lose their licenses for the same crimes as detailed in part 2 of a local paper’s onging series about police misconduct, transparency and accountability in that city. [2] bit.ly/v8Ue9a

Indianapolis IN police are being accused of giving a police lieutenant special treatment when he was found drunk in his truck while armed in the parking lot of an apartment complex that he didn’t live at. Residents who called police about the people parked in a truck who didn’t belong there complain that he wasn’t detained when anyone else clearly would have been arrested. [3] bit.ly/uRv69f

Jefferson City MO cop is on paid leave after arrested for drunk driving and leaving the scene of an accident. [2] bit.ly/uNnn47

Maui HI cop resigns as part of plea deal that will clear drug charges from his record after 5 years of probation [0] bit.ly/rrcm4i

Yakima WA cop sentenced to 30days home detention in plea deal reducing DUI charge to negligent driving [0] bit.ly/tWq3Kh

Good, serves him right, should have gone into another line of “work”

Baltimore MD settled suit for $290k to an ex-police chopper pilot claiming he was retaliated against and forced out for reporting departmental waste and safety issues. [0] bit.ly/uKaqLg

Cops and animals…who is the animal?

New York NY police are being sued by a couple claiming a cop smacked their Pomeranian mix dog out of their 20′ high window during a raid on their apartment in search of a relative. While police admit that is what happened and that the dog didn’t pose a real threat by itself, they say the officer needed to take control of the situation by shutting the yapping dog up somehow, but didn’t intend for the dog to go flying out the window by smacking it. The couple also claims some items were stolen during the raid but police deny that claim. [3] nydn.us/v6sZtZ

Beating unarmed citizens

Baltimore MD settled a lawsuit for $45k to a man who suffered broken arm when arrested by 2 cops on charges that were eventually dropped. It’s sad when excessive force is such a common problem in a city that newspapers bury these reports as a small blurb within an article about something else like it’s an everyday thing. [0] bit.ly/uKaqLg

Orlando FL settles suit for $24k to a man who was tasered twice & peppersprayed several minutes after he turned around and grabbed a cop who shoved him from behind then apologized because he didn’t realize it was a cop. [0] thesent.nl/sHQtXW

Antioch CA settled a class action suit for $360k to low-income African American renters who targeted for more aggressive enforcement activities by police, allegedly just because they were poor and black. [0] bit.ly/rwtA85

Oakland CA police and police from surrounding agencies are being accused of using excessive tactics and force against #OccupyOakland protesters in a series of teargas volleys and raids on encampments that continued late into the night. One video, shown at top above, shows protesters carrying off an injured man they claim is a veteran who was hit in the head with a less-than-leathal projectile. Meanwhile, in the video below that, a protester testifies how they came under fire while trying to tend to an injured woman who wasn’t moving after yet another volley of teargas and other ordinance. A screenshot after that, taken from 3:20 into this video, shows the injured woman that he’s talking about. The last image shows a man claiming that he was hit in the head with a rubber bullet, keep in mind that aiming for the head with any type of less-than-leathal ordinance is generally against policy for most agencies. [3] bit.ly/rsKIkE

Murray Co OK deputy with history of violent behavior has been fired after an investigation into new complaints. [1] bit.ly/rPmRdF

Downey CA police have apparently shot an unarmed man to death after mistaking him for robbery suspect. Police claim they shot him while chasing him when he turned around in a “menacing manner”. However, family claim he was with his wife at a gas station and crossed the street to get cigarettes. [3] http://is.gd/3IuG3a

Santa Barbara CA cop accused of excessive force by witnesses who say the officer repeatedly punched and tasered a compliant suspect in a parking lot during a traffic stop as the man begged bystanders for help. [4] bit.ly/pUPLLf

3 Aurora CO cops are the subject of a lawsuit claiming they used excessive force and broke his wrist while he was unconscious on his bed following a siezure after his family called for medical assistance. The then allegedly dragged him out in front of his family into the cold while he was only wearing underwear. [3] bit.ly/nJT5Zg

Mountain View CO cop is accused of roughing up a motorist after the officer crashed into his car with his cruiser. The same officer is apparently the subject of another excessive force case as well. [3] bit.ly/qLlxxZ

Walsenburg CO cops are being sued by man claiming cops taunted him after tasering him twice while he was face-down and already cuffed. [3] bit.ly/qVoYri

Orlando FL cop sued by a man alleging the officer punched, maced, tasered & arrested him for asking a security guard why girlfriend was being detained at a theme park they were visiting. She apparently touched a “cast member”. [3] thesent.nl/nTNoBM

5 current New York NY cops and 3 ex-cops arrested in sting on allegations the belonged to gun smuggling ring [1] nyp.st/s3jPlM

San Jose CA police accused of refusing to repair home after damaging it w/tear gas grenades in warrantless raid [4] cbsloc.al/szHhmj

San Ramon CA cop to plead guilty to stealing cash from gangs & sold drugs, agrees to testify against former boss [0] bit.ly/s6g07p

Franklin Co NC sheriff indicted on embezzlement charges involving over $200k in funds meant for drug enforcement [0] bit.ly/v0NXNS

Ocala FL cop arrested at work by the FBI on federal fraud and identity theft related charges [1] bit.ly/uYWMRX

El Paso TX police detective arrested by military police for DUI while armed inside Fort Bliss military base [0] bit.ly/vKh16y

Houston TX police dept’s mobile blood alcohol testing vans no longer trusted by Harris County prosecutors [3] bit.ly/vCPwGQ

Columbia MO cop fired last mo in excessive force case now implicated in 2 more misconduct investigations including another excessive force case. [0] bit.ly/qzlKkV

Vermont State police agree to change policies in settlement for unspecified sum for tasering mentally disabled man [0] bfpne.ws/mZa3N0

Nashville TN police & US ICE agents sued by ACLU over alleged warrantless raid on an entire apartment complex. [3] bit.ly/r3pbUH

Columbus OH cop under investigation after anti-abortion protesters claim he assaulted other cop called to help them [0] http://bit.ly/ns2CkP

Milwaukee WI newspaper spent over $7,500 to examines records of 93 cops disciplined for criminal acts since 1979, finds lax discipline [3] bit.ly/pJr78y

Toronto ON cop charged with perjury for allegedly covering up his brother’s role in the execution-style murder of a millionaire [0] bit.ly/r10Q2l

US FBI are being accused by the ACLU of creating assessment maps targeting communities for investigation via large-scale racial profiling [3] bit.ly/o2WvSh

Torrance CA settles suit for $120k to man involved in altercation with police sergeant in a police station lobby when he went there to ask police for more traffic enforcement in his neighborhood after his child was hit by a car. [0] bit.ly/nnxaIh

Los Angeles Co CA sheriff accused of training his deputies to illegally search people who are caught photographing things officers deem aren’t art while in public. [3] bit.ly/ps2jtk

Lewiston ME police were reprimanded by a judge for sloppy evidence handling & losing evidence that resulted in charges being dropped against a robbery suspect. [1] bit.ly/o5veTI

St Petersburg FL police detective pleads guilty to wire fraud for extorting money from informant to help w/charges [0] bit.ly/o6KKwW

Douglas Co SD deputy indicted on theft by deception charges in Minnesota involving insurance application fraud [0] bit.ly/orpHIq

Denver CO judge threatens to send US Marshals to get disciplinary records as police defy order to release them, they finally released the records later in the day but the lawyers who requested them are bound by a confidentiality agreement to keep them a secret except for how they are used as evidence in their police brutality lawsuit. [5] bit.ly/nwYniv

Oxford Twp NJ cop w/history of misconduct gets probation & will never be cop again in plea deal involving two cases [0] bit.ly/qYq7R7

Eugene OR cop pleads no contest to .15BAC DUI charge but dept & prosecutor refuse to release arrest report to paper [4] stjr.nl/qVmZKG

Washington DC cop was sentenced to 15yrs for acting as lookout during a botched armed robbery attempt on a drug dealer that left one person dead [0] wapo.st/qE0r0X

New York NY undercover cop sparked a confrontation at protest against the NYPD stop-and-frisk policies when he tried to arrest a photojournalist that he shoved without cause [4] bit.ly/r5PX9Y

Beaufort Co SC deputy arrested on allegations he was sending inappropriate text messages to a 15yr-old girl [0] bit.ly/p8huUm

Columbia SC cop arrested on allegations he had sex with a 17yr-old prostitute while in uniform then left in his police cruiser afterward [0] bit.ly/nltk68

Forsest City IA cop charged w/arson & burglary after admitting to setting fire to a police station & stealing a rifle [0] bit.ly/o6yWhn

Tempe AZ cop sentenced to probation for stealing items from evidence including gift cards and a refrigerator [0] bit.ly/oxZwJW

Barre MA cop convicted on 5 of 7 counts of perjury involving his testimony at the trial of his girlfriend [0] bit.ly/qfOh8r

Philadelphia PA cop convicted on misd theft charge for stealing $825 from an open safe while responding to call at a bar [0] bit.ly/pCFA6g

Florida Highway Patrol officer fired after arrested on drunk driving charge after alleged hit & skip crash w/tree [0] bit.ly/owtND0

Cape Breton NS cop charged w/assault & unlawful confinement involving multiple unspecifed incidents [3] bit.ly/q4brKM

Mint Hill SC cop fired for lying when he claimed he retreived equip from ex-cop he supervised who now faces charges [0] bit.ly/n1DyNA

2 Miami-Dade FL cops, a detective & major, face suspensions & demotions over unspecified misconduct allegations [2] cbsloc.al/nhYjyt

Orange County FL sheriff’s department is being sued by barber shop owners claiming deputies conducted warrantless raids on black-owned shops under the guise of “license inspections” [3] bit.ly/vQkQWS

Pittsburgh PA settles false arrest lawsuit for $60k to 2 college students who say they weren’t even part of the G20 protests when they were thrown to ground & arrested by police while trying to get back to their dorm. [0] bit.ly/uLBXH3

2 Baltimore MD cops plead guilty to extortion charges in that city’s towing scandal, bringing the total to 9 officers who have pled guilty so far. [0] bit.ly/vkH8IJ

Hudson County NJ deputy was charged with obstruction for trying to stop two officers from arresting two of her friends after a bar brawl. [0] bit.ly/un0Cbp

Baltimore MD police detective was charged with felony & misdemeanor counts of presenting false insurance disability claims [1] bit.ly/uR4KmX

New York state police investigation finds that a trooper was speeding when he ran red light without using his emergency lights or siren in a crash with a taxi that left 2 injured. [1] bit.ly/smLnPQ

Neptune Beach FL cop who helped that city develop anti-gambling regulations was arrested for his alleged role in a gambling ring. [0] http://bit.ly/v63ryM

Fourth bank robbbed in downtown McLean....down the street from the police station

NO NEED TO WORRY............................................

OUR CRACKERJACK FAIRFAX COUNTY ARE ON THE JOB...right down the street from the robbery

Fairfax County police officer charged with DWI

Officer was involved in a single-car crash early Monday morning

by Gregg MacDonald, Staff Writer

 

A veteran Fairfax County police officer has been charged with driving while intoxicated after a car accident early Monday morning.
According to county police, PFC Sean McGlone, 41, was involved in a single-vehicle crash on Zion Drive in West Springfield on Monday shortly after 3 a.m. He was not on duty at the time.
Police said McGlone was the sole occupant of his personal vehicle when it struck a utility pole near the intersection of Grovewood Way.
McGlone was not injured, but the 16-year Fairfax County Police veteran officer was placed under arrest for driving while intoxicated and transported to the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center.
Police said he has been placed on administrative leave pending an internal investigation.
According to police spokesman Don Gotthardt, McGlone contacted police himself to report his crash.
“He called it in himself and was thoroughly cooperative,” Gotthardt said.

Hats off to reporter Will Sommer of the Patch newspapers

Hats off to reporter Will Sommer of the Patch newspapers for his in depth reporting on the latest fiasco to hit Fairfax County Police Chief “Who me, worry?”  David Rohrer. The piece is factual, well written, and makes a complicated situation understandable.

 Its good to see the local written media coming around and leaping off the lap of the Fairfax County Police Department PR people. If only the local electronic media would jump into the fray.

Bulova Cautions Against Ideological School Board

Bulova

"Ideology has no place in politics, because its all about money. When I realized the cops would contribute to my campaign if I made sure they got what they wanted, I did what I had to do" 

Idiots at work

                               Child Molestation, an all-time cop favorite
Tacoma WA cop sentenced to 14yrs and 5mo in prison after he was convicted for molesting a young female relative [0] bit.ly/reJfNa

Bedford Co VA deputy working as a high school resource officer was arrested on 12 counts of indecent liberties with a juvenile [0] bit.ly/oJK5DN

Chambers Co TX sheriff disciplined 2 deputies saying they mishandled an investigation into a sheriff’s sergeant accused of sexually assaulting a young child. This came after he was accused of ignoring the allegations that lingered for a year and a half until Texas Rangers stepped in and investigated the case. [4] bit.ly/nkJ5Xh

Los Angeles County CA deputy turned himself in on the urging of the special victims unit for 3 felony charges on allegations he molested a 15yr-old girl he met while on duty. [0] bit.ly/qTnbsd

Cops and kids, it makes the cops feel important and deal with all of the failures they had in high school

Douglas Co GA sheriff’s dept sued by 4 of 60 teens who were held in prisoner bus for hours to be interrogated in murder case [0] http://bit.ly/rf6QdY
Irvington NJ cop arrested on allegations he helped two women assault and rob a 17yr-old girl at gunpoint then drove them both away afterward. [0] bit.ly/nUDmZP

Riviera Beach FL cop was charged with assault for allegedly pushing a 12yr-old boy and threatening to taser him at camp [0] sunsent.nl/qZeN7n

Animal murder…what the hell is it with these cops and killing animals?

North Braddock PA settles suit for $25k to woman after cop fatally shot her dog as she tried to catch it after telling him it was her’s when it got loose. [0] bit.ly/nRCR4G

Murder

East Grand Rapids MI police are being sued by the family of a man who died after tasered 19 times while he was suffering from a psychotic episode [0] bit.ly/qco2Oo

A Wisconsin state appeals court has ruled that Forest County WI can’t be held liable for hiring a cop who had psychiatric problems who killed 6 people in a shooting rampage. bit.ly/nDaXct

US Border Patrol agent charged w/intox assault may face manslaughter charge in now-fatal 3-car DUI crash [0] bit.ly/oPDB66

Oakland CA settles a wrongful death excessive force lawsuit for $1.7 million to the family of a man who died after beaten by 5 officers in 2000. The suite wasn’t filed until 2009 when the investigative reports concerning the case were leaked to the press. [3] bit.ly/pSoPOT

Cops and women….a strange, strange relationship

Washington DC police sgt was sentenced to 4ys for grabbing a female friend by throat & threatening her by pointing a gun to her head. [0] wj.la/ooPFvK

Yellowstone Co MT sheriff’s sergeant placed on leave while investigated on allegations of sexual harassment [1] bit.ly/qdrMZZ

Vancouver BC police accused by research study of a pattern of forcing prostitutes to provide sexual favors to avoid arrests [3] bit.ly/n6ITYD

4 Atlanta GA cops investigated after woman spends 53 days in jail after arrested in case of mistaken identity [1] bit.ly/oMlw1S

Roswell GA cop is accused of detaining a man for 15 minutes to write him a ticket when he was stopped for speeding while rushing his ill wife, suffering from deadly blod clots, to the emergency room. When the man told the officer the cop demanded proof that the woman was sick. [3] bit.ly/pL0QLY

Pekin IL police sgt gets probation after pleading to solicitation charge, retired after investigation started [0] bit.ly/qLgcHl

Beating unarmed citizens while hiding behind the law

  An East St Louis IL police captain and sergeant are being investigated after a video, above, posted on YouTube showed them stand by & watch while an unidentified man beat and peppersprayed a handcuffed man while he was laying in the street. [1] bit.ly/nT98Zx

The federal investigation into Los Angeles County CA jail brutality claims has been expanded to include an allegation that deputies beat and peppersprayed a visitor after handcuffing and detaining him for bringing a cellphone into the jail, and act that may have violated policy, but wasn’t an arrestable offense. [0] lat.ms/plxOuw

A report by the NYCLU claims Syracuse, Albany, Glens Falls, Greece, Guilderland, Nassau Co, Rochester and Saratoga Springs NY police misuse and overuse tasers [0] bit.ly/o1SIAo

Parkersburg WV cop was suspended pending an investigation into an alleged unspecified altercation with detainee at jail [2] bit.ly/oE1zwM

Pittsburgh PA settles suit for $6k to man convicted for bank robbery claiming cops used excessive force when they arrested him after a chase. [0] bit.ly/pZpjzS

Chicago IL police sued by gang member driven to rival gang territory by 2 cops who let gang threaten him on video [0] http://bit.ly/quydlc

Readstown WI cop suspended after month-long investigation by sheriff into unspecified misconduct in office allegations. [3] bit.ly/rv4PnJ

Hanford CA settles suit for a confidential amount to a man claiming 3 cops used excessive force when they peppersprayed & beat him while 2 other officers watched. [3] bit.ly/ptkdzg

Denver CO settles an excessive force suit for $38,500 while also settling two other police lawsuits including $38k to 2 pedestrians hit by a police cruiser & $6k for a car accident caused by a police cruiser. [0] bit.ly/oqZ5Dq

An anonymous New York NY police source has leaked allegations that the police deputy inspector who peppersprayed two groups of people on video during OccupyWallStreet protests was found to have violated departmental policy and was disciplined with the loss of 10 vacation days. [1] wapo.st/q7inGs

Dumb enough to be a regular cop

San Bernardino CA school district cop discharges firearm while cleaning it inside district police department bldg [0] bit.ly/oYhRim

Green Bay WI settles suit for $50k to a bystander who was accidentally shot by cops who fatally shot suspect. [0] bit.ly/oA1w1T

Drunk/Drugs and other lower income white trash behavior

Chicago IL cop investigated after detained by US Coast Guard for allegedly firing guns on boat while drinking, while he won’t be charged, he is now under investigation over the incident. [1] trib.in/rdQ018

Orange Co CA deputy w/previous DUI conviction charged w/DUI after stopped for driving on wrong side of road [0] lat.ms/pTSUDz

New York NY cop pleads guilty to attempted burglary & conspiracy for attempting to steal $900k in drug money he believed was hidden in an apartment [0] bit.ly/pOf9Nq

Aliquippa PA cop sentenced to probation for stealing shotgun he confiscated from man during drug arrest [0] bit.ly/r3Go9Q

Mangum OK police chief arrested for assault & battery after allegedly attacking a rodeo organizer and his wife while drunk because his stepdaughter didn’t win the rodeo princess title. [0] bit.ly/oz3fdK

Webb Co TX deputy resigns after he and his son are arrested for possession of heroin [0] bit.ly/oGRFvh

Calcasieu Parish LA deputy sentenced to 5yrs & $30k restitution for malfeasance, drug pos & theft from evidence [0] bit.ly/nEExea

Minnesota State trooper arrested on drunk driving charges after an alleged off-duty hit & run property damage crash [0] bit.ly/oXtZRc

US ICE officer arrested for role in pot smuggling scheme, fled police while tossing pot out of unmarked ICE truck [0] bit.ly/pqfGoC

Hidalgo Co TX deputy convicted on conspiracy charge for a plot to steal 354lbs of marijuana along with another officer [0] bit.ly/puGiSG

Houston TX cop charged w/drunk driving & unlawful carry after rollover crash when he ran red light [0] bit.ly/owdQcl

Abuse

New York NY officials ask for fed probe into controversial police stop & frisk policies after an officer was arrested for an alleged racially-motivated false arrest during a stop & frisk. The mayor dismissed such incidents as “minor complaints”. [3] bit.ly/qPqFUe

Wrongfully arrest/conviction

Warren MI settles suit for $2.8 million to a man who spent 12yrs in prison after wrongfully convicted of rape based on questionable “bite mark expert” testimony and a questionable police investigation. [0] bit.ly/nD04Hn

St George UT cop loses suit for $5k for violating man’s rights by arresting him for trying to get lost phone back [0] bit.ly/puAM1f

Frazer PA police sued by ACLU alleging false arrest of 9 legal resident Mexican workers. They were allegedly arrested merely because police received a report that a group of unidentified Mexicans were passing counterfeit bills in a neighboring county. [0] bit.ly/pHlmCl

2 Gilbert WV cops are the subject of a suit alleging they falsely arrested a motorist for refusing to sign a traffic ticket, which isn’t an arrestable offense. [3] bit.ly/q4tva2

 Bethlehem PA settles suit for $63k to a man who spent 7mos in jail before found not guilty of a firearms charge over a gun that didn’t belong to him. [0] bit.ly/pTvyCg

Corruption

Talbotton GA ex-police chief charged w/false statements for allegedly lying to feds during corruption probe [0] bit.ly/pCaJKp

Bribery

Perry UT cop charged w/bribery for attempting to pay off trooper to fix ticket for ex-Ogden UT cop pal also charged [0] bit.ly/qtLdtt

Smack’n the wife around

Murfreesboro TN police detective arrested on his 2nd DV charge in 3yrs after allegedly hitting ex-wife in the face [0] bit.ly/q4LItx

Threats of violence

Muskogee OK cop arrested on allegations that he made violent threats against a fellow officer after that officer questioned his duties. [0] bit.ly/pRY4yg

 Woodville MS police chief on unpaid leave while investigated over unspecified complaint by visiting court worker [2] http://bit.ly/mTuC18

Denver CO police are accused of harassing legal observers and making other questionable arrests at Occupy Denver protests. [3] bit.ly/o7BZba

Langston OK police chief & asst police chief suspended while investigated over various issues including his refusal to sign an agreement to gain access to the state police database. [0] bit.ly/qMjIZb

Bonneville Co ID deputy arrested on allegations he used county credit card to buy gas for personal car [0] bit.ly/mPoEme

DeKalb Co GA cop sentenced to 1yr for lying to feds and using his position to help others hide a stolen vehicle [0] bit.ly/oenJ8S

Ontario Provincial police officer arrested on theft charge after allegedly caught shoplifting by store security [0] bit.ly/p5eSMl

Albermarle County VA settles suit for undisclosed sum to a man who was in a wheelchair when he was struck by a police cruiser [3] bit.ly/rfe7NT

 Detroit MI cop was charged with multiple felonies on allegations he falsified paperwork in order to get paid for work he didn’t do [0] bit.ly/pLGXMZ

Look at this SOB macing the kid, bastard

Interview with Police Chief David Midget Rohrer.....what did you think the M stood for?

FPAI. Chief, one of your officers has filed a suit against you…wadda think about that?

Rohrer: Well, it’s not a suit. I went down to the courtroom all, like, really excited and everything because like, it’s a new suit, I was hoping for a white one, you know like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever because a lot of people say I look like him.
FPAI. Like who? What people?

Rohrer: Are you talking to me?

FPAI. There are only two of us here.

Rohrer: You could have been talking to yourself.

FPAI. That would be abnormal.

Rohrer: Yeah, says you.

FPAI. Who says you look like John Travolta? Name one person, and A REAL PERSON

Rohrer: Well, okay, that little man who lives inside my head and whispers things to me, not the evil one who makes me do things to dogs, the other one… he said it. That’s one.   

FPAI. You don’t look anything like John Travolta

Rohrer: Do too.

FPAI. No, I….

Rohrer: If I was three feet taller and didn’t have this gay guy mustache thing and weighed, like, two hundred pounds less and had smaller ears and hair, I would be the spitting image of John Travolta…….so there.

FPAI. Yeah, alright whatever, go on about the suit.

Rohrer: Well the suit wasn’t no suit at all, it was just like papers and stuff that said things on them…and not a single picture or cartoon or anything. That Bugs Bunny, biy I'll tell ya... 

FPAI.  The officer claims you retaliated against a female police captain who disagreed with how you  handled an unrelated sexual harassment investigation.

Rohrer: Now you look here! How I handle my sexual what-do-you-call-it is none of her business, and a lot of guys and can’t find dates do that.

FPAI. What?

Rohrer: Are you talking about the five knuckle shuffle?

FPAI. No.

Rohrer: Beating the Bishop?

FPAI. No, all right lets change….

Rohrer: Buttering your corn?

FPAI. Alright, stop it.

Rohrer: The ole one man tug a war.

FPAI. Stop it!. The officer accuses you of, among other things, of using emails to defame her .

Rohrer: She was never famous to begin with!.

FPAI. What?  That isn’t what defame means.

Rohrer: Oh…well, in that case yeah, I defamed her. I’ve defamed lots of broads, but lots of them wear white at their weddings anyway.

FPAI. What are you talking…..

Rohrer: You know how this got started? That Hugh Jackman guy at the Washington Post. He tells everybody everything.

FPAI. But isn’t that his job?.

Rohrer: Look, he should decide to be one of two things, an actor, a wolverine or a guy who tells people everything, you can’t be all four.

FPAI. What?.

Rohrer: Well, that’s not exactly true, you can be a wolverine and like a regular person, if you get bite by a wolf but not a regular wolf…….you know he can jump over a car?.

FPAI. All right, let’s move along.

Rohrer: I tried it once. Didn't make it. Fuck'n volkswagons.

FPAI You’ll be represented by County Attorney Karen Gibbons.

Rohrer: It hurt.

FPAI Do you feel that’s right, for the taxpayer to defend you in this case?

Rohrer: That’s cause I don’t know have no wolverine powers

FPAI Why does the County Attorney do everything you tell them to do?

Rohrer: Three words…Sal Culosi. Accidents happen all the time. Even to County Attorney’s.

FPAI. So basically you threaten to murder them?

Rohrer: Not at all. I have photographs, I’d use those first. Ask Horan. Look, all this is being handled by Internal Affairs.

FPAI. But Internal Affairs is referred to within your department  as “The white boys who handle the white wash” .

Rohrer: Now you just hold on! They are not all white, one of them is one of those…whadda call those ones?

FPAI. I don’t know.

Rohrer: You know, the urine colored ones. Real short people. Smell funny.

FPAI I don’t know.

Rohrer: I heard they eat dogs…supposed to be good at math. Like Jews.

FPAI. I don’t know.

Rohrer: Cept Jews don’t eat dogs. You know that if the sun shine son them on Saturday they’ll explode? That’s true.

FPAI. Okay, moving along.

Rohrer: Or they don’t eat dogs on Saturday maybe, because they’ll explode,  I forget.

FPAI. Let’s discuss Major Shawn Barrett, the commander of FCPD's Criminal Investigations Bureau

Rohrer: You know the ones I’m talking about? They always look like the wind is blowing in their faces? Cute little buggers but very devious.    

FPAI. Let’s discuss Major Shawn Barrett, the commander of FCPD's Criminal Investigations Bureau

Rohrer: Then we got that colored guy up there too. Talk about black. Lean him against the White House he would look like an alley way, you know what I mean?

FPAI. Let’s discuss Major Shawn Barrett, the commander of FCPD's Criminal Investigations Bureau

Rohrer: He’s on medical leave right now.

FPAI. Let’s discuss Major …

Rohrer: He’s on medical leave right now.

FPAI. Okay, fine. Why is he on medical leave?

Rohrer: He was eating a Tootsie Roll, bit his finger off by mistake.

FPAI. Okay, fine.

Rohrer: Get it?

FPAI. Yeah.

Rohrer: Tootsie Roll.

FPAI. Yeah.

Rohrer: Cause he’s a colored guy.

FPAI. Major Barrett called the officer to warn her that she was being unfairly railroaded.

Rohrer: Too bad for her, she should drive to work like everybody else!

FPAI. I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t hear that. Anyway, you unfairly focused on her execution of a new procedure for….

Rohrer: You stop right there! We do not execute! That crazy guy tried to pull away…..  

FPAI. I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t hear that….

Rohrer: Plant thieve. One thing I WILL NOT tolerate in this county is a crazy guy who steals plants.  You let one steal a plant, next thing you know..............

FPAI. Anyway, she is seeking $1 million from the anonymous accuser…..

Rohrer: I’m all in favor of people stopping drinking.

FPAI. What?

Rohrer: AA

FPAI. AA does not stand for anonymous accuser.

Rohrer: Are you sure? Shit, I'm gonna stop go'n in that case

FPAI. Anyway, Victor Glasberg, the officer’s attorney, said, when asked whether he thought the writer had a vendetta against the officer  "Does the sun rise in the east?"

Rohrer: Finish saying what Glasbeg said.

FPAI. Does the sun rise in the east?

Rohrer: What has that got to do with it? Finish saying what Glasbeg said first.

FPAI. First?

Rohrer: Who’s on first?

FPAI. What?

Rohrer: No… who….I don’t know, my eyebrows hurt. That ever happen to you? Talk aboout hurt...I pulled my zipper up fast this one time cause a car went by...

FPAI. He was speaking rhetorically

Rohrer: Then he should speak English so English people can understand him! You hire a foreign lawyer that’s what you get. Rectal speaking....I was in mcDonald the other day, I had to "Hamburger" five times....

FPAI. You know what? You’re a fucking idiot