Citizens first, hired help second.

"I have to realize every single day that I come to work that the decisions that I make -- you always have to say, how does this impact a patrol officer interacting with the community? " Roessler said. "I'm looking forward to the honor and the privilege to serve all the members of what I call the police family."

Artists concept of what roessler looks like 

No, wrong. Decisions made by government officials should be based on how they affect the citizens who employ them. Not the other way around. Decisions should not be made on the impact they will have on employees hired by the citizens to run their government.

Citizens first, hired help second.

Roessler is the latest in a long string of police executives who probably live in a bubble, a bubble that makes them fail to understand that the honor and privilege is in serving the citizens of the community and not the cops the community pays and pays and funds (And far above the national average, at that.)

It's our government, not theirs and so long as the county allows the vast majority of our well paid cops to live outside the county, it will never be their government.  Other counties have live in requirement for their police. We don’t. The cops have that kind of pull in your government.

Roessler appears to be part of, if not one of the architects of, the“us first” mentality that permeates the Fairfax County Police. But we can’t blame him. The cops have been out of control (and grossly over funded) for decades and the guilty finger for their arrogance and brutality should be directly pointed at us, the county residents, the owners of the government who keep reelecting the same old tread-mill thinking hustlers in slightly shiny suits who let the cops run rampant on our traffic jammed crowded roads (and ridiculously overcrowded schools.)

We don’t have the money for more roads (or more schools.)  But the cops have enough money to employ a dozen deputy chiefs, a navy and an air force that may or may not includes drones with a few bucks left over to hire even more cops and open even more police stations. Think about that while you sit on the beltway.

The policeman is not your friend. The Fairfax County Police Department holds its self-interest far above your wants and needs. In fact, the full time job of the several dozen assistant to the assistant chiefs of police we carry on the payroll, is to get you to trust the cops and not to ask too many questions. They need you to stay dumb. Trust us, the cops tell you, we don’t need police oversight in Fairfax County, we’ll handle it ourselves. Trust us.

Your elected officials agree with the cops. They don’t want police oversight because the hundreds of misdeeds, transgression and criminal actions the cops get involved in every year….on your dime….. would go public and citizens would be aware that the elected officials we pay to run government aren’t very good at what they do, and, proving the cops point, should not be trusted.

Trust us, the cops say. We’re hiring nine new cops this year because we need them. We won’t offer any proof, your elected officials won’t ask why, they trust us, why don’t you?

Local government, hell government in general, runs better and is more efficient in delivering services when it’s not trusted.  The cops know that and in their view,  as, long as citizens stay asleep, everything will be just fine.

Don’t trust the bastards, by not trusting them we not only empower ourselves and keep the collected elected sleaze on their toes, we give the hundreds of good, decent people who work in government, the ones who have nothing to hide, a boost up and a chance at running things, out in the open.

Roessler has been raised in the “trust me” culture of the Fairfax County Police and that form of leadership sets the tone for further abuse, mismanagement and secrecy by the police.

We need to hire a police chief not born and bred in the old south-redneck, good ole boy network that is the Fairfax County Police. It’s a new century. It's time to change things. We’ll need to look outside the Fairfax cops secrecy system, outside the county and probably outside the state to find someone capable to tear down the “trust me”-think mentality that runs the cops, someone who will attract more outsiders to the force, hiring fewer white boys with Nazi haircuts and mangers who are creative, committed to the community, and idealistic in their goals.

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March 19, 2013  A-1 – RENEWAL OF A MEMORANDUM OF AGREEMENT (MOA)

BETWEEN THE FAIRFAX COUNTY POLICE DEPARTMENT (FCPD)

AND THE UNITED STATES BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO,

FIREARMS, AND EXPLOSIVES (ATFE) (12:55 p.m.)

Supervisor Gross moved that the Board concur in the recommendation of staff

and authorize the Chief of Police to sign the MOA between the FCPS and the

Bureau of ATFE. Supervisor Hyland seconded the motion.

Supervisor Cook raised a question regarding whether County police officers will

be used to fill in for furloughed Federal officers and if there is an agreement in

place to avoid that, and discussion ensued, with input from Captain Bruce

Ferguson, Police Department.

Supervisor Cook asked unanimous consent that the Board direct staff to examine

the issue and report its findings to the Board. Without objectio The question was called on the motion and it carried by unanimous vote.

OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE ON DRINKING AND DRIVING

The Board deferred the appointment of the At-Large Chairman’s Representative,

and the Hunter Mill and Sully District Representatives.

Confirmation of:

 Mr. John Murray as the Commonwealth Attorney Representative

 Captain John Snyder as the Office of the Sheriff Representative

 Lt. Col. Tom Ryan as the Police Department Representative

The plague of drunk and drugged up cops

City Council quiet on cop’s arrest in fatal DUI, but residents speak up

The arrest of North Chicago Police Officer Terrell Garrett, who is accused of killing two men Friday in a drunken-driving accident on Chicago’s Lake Shore Drive, is more bad news for a department that continues to lurch from crisis to crisis.

But the charges against Garrett — reckless homicide and aggravated DUI — as well as the department’s string of previous troubles were barely alluded to at Monday’s City Council meeting. That list of department problems includes arrests involving alleged and proven excessive force; wrongful death lawsuits; assorted allegations of officer misconduct, and most recently, a Citizen Police Academy PowerPoint that featured demeaning images of African Americans.

Instead, the council celebrated the North Chicago High School winning girl’s basketball team, debated the purchase of new police vehicles and honored a recently deceased police dog.

Garrett, who was returning from Chicago on his 35th birthday when he allegedly drove the wrong way onto Lake Shore Drive and struck two vehicles while traveling at 60 mph, was placed on administrative leave just hours after the 4 a.m. crash.

The five-year veteran of the department has been described as a professional, people-friendly officer who made a deadly mistake.

“He was a good officer,” North Chicago Police Sgt. Kurt Nash said. “He knew how to resolve problems, how to reason with people.”

Nash, who is a representative of the Illinois Council of Police, said he was not speaking for the department. “The bottom line is a lot of people should learn from this,” he said. “You don’t drink and drive. I feel bad for the officer and everyone else involved, his daughter, his family and the victims.”

Garrett is a cousin to former North Chicago Police Chief Michael Newsome, who retired in 2012 under fire for arrests involving alleged excessive force by his officers. Newsome was indicted in January for the alleged theft of more than $140,000 from his department’s drug-asset forfeiture fund. Garrett also is a cousin of 3rd Ward Alderman Valerie DeVost, who said he worked security for North Chicago High Warhawk basketball games.

While Mayor Leon Rockingham and the council did not mention Garrett’s involvement in the crash that killed two young college students, some residents who took to the microphone during public comment time did.

“There seems to be a curse on the city of North Chicago,” Wadell Brooks said.

“There’s so much tension in this room, you can cut it with a knife,” said Joe Walls, a local undertaker.

Ralph Peterson, who has been at war with Rockingham’s administration since the 2011 death of his cousin Darrin “Dagwood” Hanna after an arrest by six North Chicago police officers, which has since been ruled a homicide, accused North Chicago Police Chief James Jackson of quickly dispatching Garrett while the department allowed the officers who arrested Hanna to remain on desk duty during an investigation of the death.

“You could have said something nice about him [Garrett] but you threw him under the bus,” Peterson said.

Jackson, who spoke outside the council chambers after Peterson’s comments, said that as soon as the department was notified that Garrett was in the custody of Chicago Police, he was placed on administrative status.

“This isn’t our investigation, it’s Chicago’s,” Jackson said. “There will be follow-up by the Cook County State’s attorney. We have nothing to do with it.

Jackson said that Garrett, who is still in the hospital recovering from a broken hip, has not been fired.

“He still has contractual rights,” Jackson said. “We’re not throwing anyone under the bus.”

Chicago attorney Kevin O’Connor, whose firm has represented numerous excessive force cases against the North Chicago department, expressed dismay over the council’s lack of sentiment on Garrett or the accident.

“The time is now to have something important to say,” O’Connor said.

Police officer suspended following fatal crash

EAST GREENBUSH - WTEN is reporting that Rensselaer Police Officer Mark R. Fusco, 22, will be suspended after allegedly driving while intoxicated and crashing his car early Wednesday morning.

Fusco, who is the son of Rensselaer Police Chief Rick Fusco, crashed into a tree. The accident killed 22-year-old Sean Murphy of Slingerlands, who was pronounced dead at the scene. An investigation into the cause of death indicated severe blunt force injuries.

Fusco was taken to Albany Medical Center where he was treated for injuries. He is currently on administrative leave but will be suspended as soon as the paperwork can be processed, according to WTEN.

The decision to suspend him came from Rensselaer's Deputy Police Chief Jim Frankovski and its Public Safety Board.

Police officer suspended after DWI crash that killed passenger

EAST GREENBUSH, N.Y. - Rensselaer's Deputy Police Chief Jim Frankovski and its Public Safety Board have suspended the Rensselaer police officer charged with driving while intoxicated after investigators say he struck a tree, killing his passenger.

Mark R. Fusco, 22, is currently on administrative leave, but will be suspended as soon as the paperwork can be processed, according to authorities.

He is the son of the Rensselaer Police Department's Chief Rick Fusco, and had recently been hired as a police officer with the Rensselaer Police Department.

The accident occurred around 5 a.m. Wednesday morning on Third Avenue Extension at the Rensselaer City Line near the intersection of Grove Street. Police received multiple calls of a car which struck a tree.

Upon arrival, police found a wrecked 2012 Volkswagen. The male passenger, 22-year-old Sean Murphy of Slingerlands, had been ejected from the car and was pronounced dead at the scene.

Preliminary investigation into Murphy's cause of death indicate severe blunt force injuries, resulting from the automobile impact into the tree.

Fusco was removed by ambulance to Albany Medical Center Hospital with multiple injuries. He was arrested at the hospital, and has been charged with Driving While Intoxicated, Speed Not Reasonable or Prudent, and Failure to Stay in Designated Lane.

According to East Greenbush Police Detective Matt Breit, police are waiting for toxicology results and more evidence to come in before taking further action.

He also says Fusco will be facing more serious charges including Vehicular Manslaughter.

The East Greenbush PD and the District Attorney hope the arrest will happen before the end of the week, but they're also taking Fusco's health into consideration.

Cortland police officer charged with driving drunk Sunday

Cortland, NY -- A Cortland city police officer was charged with driving drunk Sunday, Cortland police said.

Patrick O'Donnell, 28, is charged with driving while intoxicated and driving with a blood alcohol content over .08 after a crash Sunday evening. O'Donnell was also issued traffic tickets for speeding, failure to stop at a stop sign and driving an unregistered motor vehicle, police said.

Around 10:05 p.m., police responded to West Main Street after a vehicle drove through an intersection and onto the property of 70 and 72 West Main St. The vehicle, driven by O'Donnell, collided with a gray 1997 Mercury Marquis that was parked in the driveway of 70 West Main St. The vehicle also hit a wooden fence, bushes and shrubbery before hitting an enclosed porch at 72 West Main St., police said.

O'Donnell was arraigned in Cortland City Court. He is set to reappear in city court on March 29, police said.

The police department did not say if O'Donnell has been suspended or if he faces any sanctions as a result of his arrest.

Anyone with any information regarding the accident is asked to call Lieutenant David M. Guerrera at 607-758-8301.

 Memphis officer arrested, charged with simple assault, DUI

A Memphis police officer was arrested Friday afternoon for driving under the influence and simple assault, according to the Memphis police department.

When police responded to a domestic violence call in the in 2800 block of Old Austin Peay at 2 p.m., they found officer Lazarus Settle, 47, and his girlfriend with minor bruises and cuts.

According to police, Settle and his girlfriend were arguing over the volume of the radio. Settle asked the woman to get out, but she took the keys from the ignition. They both got out of the car and while fighting for the keys, they fell down a hill. Police later learned they had both been drinking.

Settle, who was driving the car, has been charged with simple assault/ domestic violence, DUI, and refusal to submit to a blood alcohol content test.

Settle is stationed at the Ridgeway precinct and has been with the police department since January 2009. He has been relieved of duty pending further investigation

Police officer suspended following fatal crash

EAST GREENBUSH - WTEN is reporting that Rensselaer Police Officer Mark R. Fusco, 22, after allegedly driving while intoxicated and crashing his car early Wednesday morning.

Fusco, who is the son of Rensselaer Police Chief Rick Fusco, crashed into a tree. The accident killed 22-year-old Sean Murphy of Slingerlands, who was pronounced dead at the scene. An investigation into the cause of death indicated severe blunt force injuries.

Fusco was taken to Albany Medical Center where he was treated for injuries. He is currently on administrative leave but will be suspended as soon as the paperwork can be processed, accoding to WTEN. The decision to suspect him came from Rensselaer's Deputy Police Chief Jim Frankovski and its Public Safety Board.

Former Cop Sentenced to Prison for Stealing Drugs from Dealers

HOUSTON -- A former Harris County Sheriff's deputy was sentenced to nearly four years in prison for stealing drug loads from dealers and splitting the proceeds with others, according to federal authorities.

Richard Bryan Nutt, 45, has more than 20 years in law enforcement and military service, federal officials stated.

Nutt pleaded guilty in February 2011.

On December 15, 2010, then Deputy Nutt met with his co-conspirators and learned that a vehicle containing narcotics or narcotics proceeds would be driving through Houston, federal officials stated.

They agreed to stop the vehicle, a Chrysler Aspen SUV, with the assistance of Deputy Nutt. He was to conduct a traffic stop of the SUV, which was reportedly to be driven by a drug dealer from Mexico, and pretend to arrest the driver then release him while the co-defendants took the vehicle containing the drugs, state federal prosecutors.

The conspirators would then split the money from the sale of the drugs.

Later that day, federal authorities stated that Nutt, in full uniform and driving a silver pickup equipped with red and blue emergency lights, spotted and followed the Chrysler Aspen SUV as it drove into a parking lot of a Houston area shopping center.

Once parked, the SUV driver, actually an undercover HPD officer, abandoned the SUV. A package thought to contain cocaine was then transferred from the SUV to a blue Nissan Altima, according to federal officials.

Officials stated that Nutt entered the vehicle as it drove off the lot, and it was soon stopped by HPD officers. The package, which actually contained fake cocaine, was found and removed from under the passenger seat where Nutt sat.

Nutt and his co-defendants were arrested by law enforcement officers and subsequently charged federally.

Others involved in the scheme have all pleaded guilty and also been sentenced to prison.

The investigation was conducted by the Internal Affairs and Narcotics Divisions of the Houston Police Department with the assistance of the FBI.

Update: Ogden, Utah (First reported 6-20-12): A now-fired officer pleaded guilty to trying to bribe an officer to get out of a drunken-driving charge. He is awaiting sentencing. ow.ly/jfXGR

Chicago, Illinois: A judge set bail at $500,000 for an officer accused of causing a traffic accident that killed two people. Witnesses say the car was going at least 60 mph as it went in the wrong direction on the highway, where the speed limit is 45. The collision totaled both vehicles. Prosecutors said the officer’s BAC was more than twice the legal limit at the time of the incident. ow.ly/jdfSU

Pender County, North Carolina: A deputy has been charged with DWI, failure to reduce speed to avoid colliding with a vehicle, and reckless driving. Dispatch centers received several calls regarding a patrol car operating unsafely. ow.ly/jfHv1

Update: Hanford, Connecticut (First reported 02-04-13): The police officer who admitted to keeping drugs with him to sell, while on duty, was sentenced to 180 days in jail. “He violated the public’s trust,” the judge said. “People look up to and respect the badge. That uniform means a lot…you’ve left a black mark on every person who has ever worn the badge.” http://ow.ly/jdKTu

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: A police officer was arrested and charged with driving under the influence after an accident involving another vehicle. http://ow.ly/iSJUR

Pear head is leaving?

THE DOG THAT DOESN’T BARK. WHEN JOURNALISM CROSSES THE LINE.

A journalist should report that the Fairfax County cops arrested 2,600 people for drunk driving last year.  That is what a journalist should do. The role of the press, after all, is to report issues that need attention.  But the role of the press is also to publicly hold government leaders accountable to the people and that can’t be done if government is using the media as a tool for its own self-praise or if individuals in government are using the press as a means of self-promotion to advance their career, to say, police chief as an example.

The other vital role the press plays in a free society is to educate citizens so they can make informed decisions on pertinent issues and this is done by asking questions. As an example, in regard to the drunk driving story, a good journalist will ask, “How many of those arrests resulted in conviction?” because Fairfax County cops justify themselves through a body count. A good journalist would also ask:

“In how many of those cases did the cop fail to show up in court?"

“And how many of those cases were simply tossed out of court?”  

“Who was stopped? White people? Black people? Asians? Latinos? ” 

The good journalist should examine that side of the issue because racial profiling by the police is a serious national issue. 

The good journalist would also put the arrests in perspective. There are about 5,600,000 people in the greater Washington DC Area and in one year Fairfax County police arrested 0.0004 of them for drunk driving.  In a county of 1,200,000 citizens, the 2600 arrests would total less than 0.002% of the population.

Drunk driving arrests are down 2.5 nationwide in 2011 and 2012.  In fact, in the past two decades drunk driving fatalities have declined by 35% in the general population and almost 60% in the teen driver population.

So with those facts in mind, facts that were not covered in the story,  why were there so many Fairfax cops trying to arrest drunk drivers on a recent Saturday night, enough so that “the lights atop Fairfax County Police Department cruisers along Leesburg Pike lit up the night sky like swarms of blue fireflies".

Poor management seems to be the answer. Shouldn't the cops be doing something more productive and less intrusive to the community?  (A community where less than 9% of the force lives.)

 The summation of the drunk driving story appeared to be one of two things; one that the story was that drunk driving is a non-issue because arrests for drunk driving are down.  So what was the point of reporting this story at all?

The other slant may have been a cop glorification feature piece which was based on the baseless claim by the Fairfax County Police that they lowered drunk driving in the county through sobriety checkpoints, directed patrols and business compliance checks.

The problem is that slant discounts reality based on the facts above.

But there was a story here if the journalist had taken it one step further, one step into the uncomfortable,  and had asked the cops (and thereby the reading public) if they see any danger in randomly stopping citizens to find out what they can be arrested for.

A journalist should ask if those random “sobriety checkpoints” touted by the Fairfax County cops,  have a place in a democratic society. Should cops be stopping people they suspect of committing a crime based on magical and slightly scary “sixth sense” as one cop claimed to have, when it comes to spotting drunk drivers?   

Even more disturbing than that is the fact that the cop in question has an engineering degreefrom Virginia Tech but would have to work the third shift in a bedroom community “sensing” drunks on the road.

The journalist could have asked the obvious question…..if drunk driving barely scratches the judicial surface then why are the cops turning out in force to address this secondary  issue.  This could have led to two very obvious answers, both are generally assumed to be true by the general public.  One is that the cops are bored and don’t have much else to do and the other is money.   Drunk driving fines range from $250 to $1,000, ($625 average fine  X 2600 fines=$1,625,000). All of that revenue is poured into the county coffers and eventually into the behemoth budget of the Fairfax County Police.

Is there any truth to this commonly held rumor? We don’t know because the reporter failed to go that far. However, we do know that the cop who would rather work nights has a “lucky flower” in the car's visor. 

Move over Carl Bernstein, there’s a new gunslinger in these here parts.

But it was Bernstein who said it best. The reporter’s job is to "achieve the best obtainable version of the truth" and, I would add, the best obtainable version of the truth for the public’s good and not for the benefit of the government’s profile. It is crucial that the press be an outsider and never, ever, under any circumstances share the same aims as government, the legislature, religion or commerce. The only responsibility the reporter has is to their own standards and ethics.  This is no small thing because the free press is part of a larger right of free expression, a right that the public assumes that the press will help to protect.  

So in that light, a good journalist would ask “Is this story free PR for cops at the expense of the free press?”  And if the answer, even vaguely, appears to be “yes” then that is a very serious infringement on the role of the press in a free society and should not be taken lightly, no matter how innocuous the story.

The craft of reporting, and it is a craft, is found in the reporter's ability to research, to ask questions, to observe, to sift through self –serving propaganda disguised as news and then to place it in context so that the public can evaluate where the truth is. All of that makes the reporter the  community's witness to the process of government. Crossing the line makes the reporter part of the government. So what was this drunk driver story?

The press is a powerful instrument which must exist independently from the other main centers of power in society because, among other things, it is often in the best interests of those other power centers to control or quash the press.

This rule of separation is especially true in dealing with the well-heeled Fairfax County Police Department, which is widely considered to be the least transparent law enforcement agency in the state of Virginia. The Fairfax County Police have failed, repeatedly, to show that they understand the simple truth that the free flow of information is a civic responsibility because information, even when it makes a department look bad, is the fuel of democracy. Instead, the department has mastered the art of avoiding public scrutiny by simply refusing to deal with the press….unless the press wants to do a fluff & kisses piece about them. And that’s what is wrong with plopping down the non-issue drunk driving feature piece.  Reporting balanced news is vital to the health and well-being of a democracy as is the cop’s responsibility to inform the public that pays them. When journalists start backsliding down that very slippery slope by writing glory stories when the cops don’t deserve it, it is dangerous, unethical and sets a very bad precedent.  

It’s about integrity. If the reporter loses their integrity they have lost everything and they have lost it forever, for themselves and their publication and it is easy to lose integrity because the damn thing about a free press is that the fight to keep the press free never ends.  Rather it is a battle that is never won because the prize is much too valuable for other powers not to want to control it and to manipulate it.   And those battles to keep the free press free are rarely epic, rather they are tiny skirmishes, say, as an example, a police department noted for playing a one sided game, trying to get a local reporter to skim over the facts and avoid the comfortable questions and write what they want to see in print.  

THE PLAUGE MENTALLY UNSTABLE COPS

 

Chalfont, Pennsylvania: A police officer was sentenced to nine to twenty-three months in prison for lying about being shot in an elaborate hoax. ow.ly/ivXja

Blackwell, Oklahoma: A police officer has been charged. He brought a Russian-made AK-47 machine gun into the country illegally from Afghanistan. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine. http://ow.ly/iocrS

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: A judge says that a veteran cop is not guilty of punching a woman in the face after a parade. The incident was caught on video, and many people are upset about the ruling. ow.ly/i9dr2

Garland, Texas: A police officer who fired 41 shots at a chase suspect has been fired after an internal investigation into the shooting. ow.ly/ibu9Q

Key West, Florida: Two off-duty road patrol deputies were charged after a road-rage incident in which one allegedly brandished a gun. http://ow.ly/ijWhp

Memphis, Tennessee: An officer has been fired on intimidation charges after he allegedly flashed his gun at a motorist during an on-duty confrontation. ow.ly/iaCOm

 

 

Prosecutor says NY police officer accused in cannibal plot was ready to act

NEW YORK – The FBI had to grab a New York City police officer last year before he could go forward with a macabre scheme to abduct and cannibalize women, a prosecutor said Thursday in closing arguments at the officer's kidnapping conspiracy trial.

Officer Gilberto Valle was in the midst of a plot to "kidnap, torture, rape and commit other horrific acts" on at least six women he knew, including his wife, Assistant U.S. Attorney Hadassa Waxman told a Manhattan jury.

"The law does not require that we wait until he carries out his crime," she said.

Lawyers for Valle say he's being prosecuted for indulging in offensive-but-legal fantasies fed by his visits to fetish websites meant solely for role-play.

Prosecutors counter that the 28-year-old officer took concrete steps to abduct his potential targets, including looking them up on a restricted law enforcement database.

"He left the world of fantasy and entered the world of reality," Waxman said. "The evidence proves that he was serious."

The defense was to give its closing argument later Thursday. Deliberations were expected to begin on Friday.

During the two-week trial, the government has tried to prove Valle was serious about the plans by showing communications where he haggled with a Trenton, N.J., man, Michael Vanhise, over whether it would cost $4,000 or $5,000 to abduct a Manhattan teacher who would be delivered to Vanhise's home in a suitcase for him to rape and murder. Vanhise, who has pleaded not guilty to a conspiracy charge, is behind bars awaiting trial.

Lawyers for the baby-faced Valle, who cried when his wife testified against him, say he made up elaborate plans but did nothing to make any of them happen. The lawyers presented evidence from witnesses that Valle did not have any of the tools of the torture he described in instant chats and emails, and did not own an upstate home where he had suggested he could cook a victim.

On two occasions, jurors seemed extra fidgety when they were shown sadistic pornography including what appeared to be a staged video of a chained, naked woman screaming as the flame of a torch was put beneath her crotch.

The trial also left Valle emotional at times, including after the jury left the courtroom following the conclusion of the presentation of evidence on Tuesday.

"I think it's just the knowledge that we're finally coming to a conclusion and his fate is in the jury's hands," defense attorney Robert Baum said.

 

 

 

 

FAIRFAX COUTY POLICE TALKING OUT OF THEIR ASS

Earlier this year, the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority reported an increase in crime across the Metro rail system.  This news has tossed Dan Janickey, grand imperial wizard, or something like that, of the unnecessary McLean Police Station to leap into action…..again.   He gives the sense that the opportunity to hire more cops with our money does for him what porn does for a pervert.

Increased crime on the metro has space commander Dan all aroused.  But increased crime from what? That’s the question. What are we talking here?  From no crime at all to 1 crime a year? Or, are we talking crime wave like from a Batman movie?

Where did the crime increase? Virginia? Maryland? DC?  Our immediate concern should be Northern Virginia.

And what sort of crime increased? Is it the sort of crime that a competent police force could hinder…calm down Janickey, I said competent…….See what too much sugar on your donuts does?

Artist rendering of Private Janickey on the day the metro opens

  Anyway, Supreme Field General of Overreaction Dan is all aflutter.

“We’re doubling the amount of stations we’ll have in Fairfax County,” he said, which begs the question…….what does he care about the rest of Fairfax County? He’s supposed to police McLean. Let the other guys worry about their end of the county.  Don’t worry about three other stations. Again, see what too much sugar on your donuts does?

Where the hell is Pear Head Morris when you need him? He’d be happy here. Mclean used to be an orchard. Shouldn’t he show up here five days a week……I refuse to use the word work in regard to the police….instead of the Mister Excitement they’ve sent us?

“It’s going to change the way we police.” Janickey said in what was either a question or perhaps a threat.  

Oh no it isn’t…….., enough with the drama already…..it’s just a fucking metro station, it won’t hurt you. Calm down, things change.  Relax. Go to the evidence room, have a Quaalude, put your feet up. Everything is going to be okay. 

Gees.

Janickey said his “officers are ready to police the expanding area”….well I should fucking hope so.  Why do you think we pay you? To hand out self-aggrandizing awards to each other?  Oh by the way, the McLean cops gave cops 13 awards to themselves in one season. Thirteen.

Artist rendering of Corporal Janickey.  Interesting side note here, many say that originally the name Janickey meant “Don’t look at me, the cows are dying, that’s what causing the smell”

“They’re excited about it,” said Corporal Janickey of the police. “It’s going to be interesting to see how things go when the stations open.”

Yeah, their excited about it. Can you picture the Fairfax County Cops high fiving their donut laden hooves in the air shouting “Holy Moly!  We get to guard a railroad station! I knew that five years of high school would pay off!”

No, that didn’t happen and it’s not going to happen and if there is any cop anywhere in the world who is excited about guarding a metro station, we need to get that cop a new job with a sound medical plan.

Janickey also said the cops are “ready for anything”…..okay, that’s enough. Dude, get a fucking grip. Again…… IT’S A METRO STATION for God’s sakes not an invasion of hostile brain eating aliens from another galaxy out to destroy a boring suburb.

Artist’s rendering of Glorious Field Marshal Janickey preparing for metro Station opening 

No more coffee or war movies for Janickey and let’s keep him away from the microphones as well.

There were 157 crimes committed in 10 of Virginia’s 20 metro stations, or about 3 crimes a week that resulted in only 17 arrests in one year in those stations.

Not a hot spot of criminal activity.  There are only six metro stations in the county and none of the Metro stations with the most crimes overall are in Northern Virginia. Those stations are in DC or PG County.

Most of the crime increase on the Metro system, system wide, from 2011 to 2012 was attributable to an increase in theft of small electronic devices and from pickpockets, about 670 incidents in all.  The system covers over 1,500 miles that includes 150 miles of track. 

So what we have is 670 crimes, narrowed to specific places, during 215,000,000 passenger trips, policed by less than 500 transit cops. If Metro were a state, it would be the safest state in the union.  

Metro police are doing their job to decrease those crimes through a successful program that places undercover cops holding decoy electronic devices in order to become “victims” and make arrests. It’s working.  In 2012, undercover Metro cops made 149 arrests.  Paltry statistics for what is the second-busiest rapid transit system in the United States (in number of passenger trips) after the New York City Subway.

Fairfax County Cops will do the most good sitting outside a station staring off into space, but even there, Metro station parking lot crime reached a ten-year low in 2012.

There were 157 crimes committed in 10 of Virginia’s 20 metro stations, or about 3 crimes a week that resulted in only 17 arrests in one year in those stations.

The primary mission of the Fairfax County police is to increase the size of its already bloated force and incredibly lavish budget and that’s what this is all about. Let the Metro police handle the Metrorail. They know what they’re doing. Let the McLean station police sleep it off in the parks.  

Astounding news! Fairfax County Cops Give out ANOTHER FUCKING AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Words of wisdom by Pearhead Morris

Pear head Morris release childhood photos

$300,000,000 a year, an air force and a navy and this is what we get for it

The next time your sitting in traffic because we don't have enough money for more roads, remember this

Fairfax County Cops starts "That's Gerry with a G" Hyland Club

"I figure Gerry is always bending over to help us .....so...uh....what was I talking about?"

yep, the Fairfax County Police have given themselves ANOTHER AWARD

We didn't think it was possible but the cops have actually given each other ANOTHER AWARD...Good God Jesus...Do these people ever go to work? And what the hell is wrong with that goofy looking guy on the right? 

Fairfax County Cops give themselves ANOTHER award

You know, it would be less expensive for us to pay them stop giving themselves awards...especially this award, the much sought after  "Bald Guy-Hair Guy Award"......