A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
He thinks that he is
smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that
he has a better education than any Paddy cop.
He decides to prove
this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!
Irish Garda says,'
License and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says,
'What for?'
Irish Garda replies,
'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I
slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Irish Garda says, 'You
still didn't come to a complete stop.
License And
registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's
the difference?'
Irish Garda says, 'The
difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and
registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If
you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give
you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me
go and don't give me the ticket.'
Irish Garda says,
'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London lawyer exits
his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the fuck
out of the lawyer with it and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow
down?'
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