Fairfax County Police Watch

We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get" I said that was wrong and he said "Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".

Idiots at work

$200,000,000 a year to the Fairfax County Police to combat the crime scene on our many lakes

Give me the calendar or I'll shoot you. I'm a Fairfax County cop, I'll get away with it

Fairfax County Police Officer Sarah Hunt Voted "Hottest Chick on the Force"

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What's wrong with this picture?

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"and that's Fairfax County, if you go there the cops will arrest you for DWB, driving while black"

chief gets and or gives yet ANOTHER AWARD from a tall guy

Fairfax County Police Woman holds impromptu press conference to deny she is the bear recently spotted in Great Falls

Chief hands out the Big fuck'n check award" to celebrate bilking the county out of another $200,000,000

Chief awards "The Stupid White Trash Award to cop who most wants to look either like, me, the chief, or the lead singer from Queen award"

Chief threatens to arrest garden club for not letting him join

I am not short, its just that they make these speaker things bigger now days, like, ah,like TV sets...you know? Cause like there all bigger and ....um

chief announces second annual The 3rd Big Fuck'n Plate Award Ceremony

Fairfax County Police SWAT team annouce new "Eye doctor hunting season"

Black guy and his white girlfriend spotted in county, Fairfax County Police give chase

Chief Roarerer gives maitre d award for getting him a table

Fairfax County Police Fire starters...on sale now

Hi, are you an eye doctor and thinking about killing yourself?

Fairfax County Police Navy arrests fish for swimming upstream

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First Bear Sightings in Fairfax County

On the Beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph

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Fairfax County Police Officers Take On Torch Run

Again, they have to much time and their are too many of these idiots on the payroll

Fairfax police inspect commercial trucks, buses and cars for messy glove compartments

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You know you have way, way to much public money when you can buy a van just to transport the goddamn honor guard around

Fairfax County Police give themselves more awards...again....Jesus H. Christ, enough is enough...drop the awards, get off your government worker ass and get to work!

...and yet the Fairfax County Police get to mark their mistakes "secret"

No, really, over $180,000,000 a year, an air force and a navy and they don't live here

Fairfax County Police hire new Asian Officers "We were a little short" Chief says

"Yeah, I been a little gassy lately, but I'd still like a drink please"

Um, yeah, I think the photo just about sums it all up

Woman found stabbed to death in Centreville apartment

They pulled their guns on a noise complaint?

...and yet the Fairfax County Police don't need oversight....amazing