Fairfax police inspect commercial trucks, buses and cars for messy glove compartments

Fairfax County Police, in a bid to break the boredom of their jobs, will be stopping cars throughout the county to inspect glove compartments. The Fairfax County Police excel at traffic stops and lying before a grand jury. Car owners with messy or unkempt glove compartments will be shot when the inspecting officers mistake their turn signal switch for a switchblade. On the upside the following bogus case building to defend the murder will keep the whole $200,000,000 a year force busy.....

"Its a good way to kill a couple of hours,a couple of citizens and spend a couple of hundred grand" barked Police spokes "Woman" officer Ima Putz  "Its not our money, Fairfax County cops don't live here"