The Fairfax Police Navy...we're not joking, they actually have a navy....arrested a dozen fish in the Potomac for swimming upstream in a down stream river.
"Why?" I asked police chief rorerer said at yet another fucking awards ceremony "We have a very good reason, that's why...but like its secret and I hope you report that we released all the fish...fishes...fish-i...that are still in school...get it?...school...anyway, we got almost $200,000,000 to spend in a bedroom community with a low crime rate due to high incomes...I got 1,500 people plus support staff with nothing to do inspect glove compartments and shoot gamblers who insist on being paid when they win....so like
either you people need to start making less money or we go after the deer next"
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