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"I don't like this book because it don't got know pictures" Chief Rhorerer

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”
“It’s becoming a disturbingly familiar scene in America - mentally unstable cops”

The like really super double secret diary of police chief rorrerer-er

 Me on my "Greek" vacation cruise last summer...perhaps the chain was a bit much 


So I go an opening line for my talk with the men and the gals and those oother people that we can’t figure out what they are....I open with the line "The ball is squarely on our shoulders." and I end with “So make sure you always cross your P’s and Q’s”



You know, I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid. I arrested a guy today for resisting arrest.....I know, it doesn’t make sense does it? I tried to pick up that new police woman we hired...I dunno, I assume its a woman, I go “You sure have a great looking tooth.” but...nada, nothing.....oh the hell with it, she smokes like a fish anyway. Still, she really rubs me up the wrong tree.


This morning I discovered I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. New summer uniform idea that came to me last night ....Black socks with sandals; Yes? No? Man, I’m so busy, I’m puttin in at least twenty hours a week I've just got my feet in too many pies right now.

National Police Misconduct NewsFeed Daily Recap 12-07-10

We need a national conversation about the national police problem

Murder
Waukegan IL police have been sued by the family of a 50-year-old man who died after being tasered twice in a parking lot by officers who were looking for a man they received complaints about. The man police were looking for was described as a Caucasian but the man they confronted was Hispanic and didn’t match the description.

A Chicago IL police officer is under investigation after shooting unarmed man to death claiming that the man made an “aggressive move” while officers were approaching him over a suspected drug transaction.

Laurel County KY has settled a lawsuit for $550k to the family of a man who was fatally shot by a deputy he was fleeing. The deputy claimed he was facing the man who was pointing a gun at him but the family claimed an autopsy showed he was shot in the back at a distance.


Attempted Murder and standard white trash behavior
A Marshallville GA police officer has been charged with aggravated assault and reckless conduct for shooting at his adult sons during an argument.


Ever notice a lot of cops have problems with Gays? I’m not saying anything, I’m just saying, thats all.
Atlanta GA has agreed to settle a lawsuit for $1,025,000 to 26 plaintiffs and 2 businesses over a questionable gay bar raid last year where patrons claim police made everyone lay down at gunpoint and used homophobic slurs, but only arrested a handful of people on misdemeanors.

The New York NY police are being sued by a Wall Street financial consultant who claims police beat him and sodomized him with a collapsible baton when they arrested him after a domestic dispute.


Cops and Women... creepy, huh?
An Alachua County FL deputy has been suspended after arrested on domestic violence charges involving his estranged wife.

Two Mundeline IL police officers are the subject of a lawsuit alleging detained and handcuffed a woman after forcing her to perform numerous sobriety tests in the snow even though she had a 0.0 BAC then repeatedly tasering her husband when he got out of the car to see what was going on then got back in as ordered.

A Fort Worth TX police officer has resigned while he was under investigation over allegations he sexually assaulted a woman while he was on duty. Police requested that the media not publish any pictures of the officer as they suspect multiple victims could possibly be involved.

A Shreveport LA police officer is the subject of a lawsuit alleging he threw a 56-year-old woman to the ground and punched her in the face 3 times to arrest her for jaywalking.

An Onondaga County NY deputy who retired in April has now been charged with harassing and stalking a school bus driver for years since 2007.

Regular creepy cop behavior
A Benton County AR deputy is under investigation after a homeowner recorded him on secret camera when the deputy came to his home looking for someone who lived there previously. The deputy apparently got angry with the man for not calling him deputy then arrested him on questionable obstruction charges.

NOT ALL COPS ARE DRUNKS, DAM IT!......some are drug addicts
A Sault Ste Marie MI police captain, serving as the interim police chief, has been suspended after arrested on drunk driving charges.

A Waterloo IA police officer has been charged DUI while off-duty after stopped by deputies for speeding

A Pulaski County IL sheriff was forced to rehire a deputy who filed a grievance after he took a plea deal that reduced his DUI charge to reckless driving. He argued that since he wasn’t found guilty of DUI, they had no grounds to fire him.

A Volusia County FL deputy has been suspended after arrested on DUI and attempting to elude police charges by Daytona police.

An Edwardsville KS police officer has been arrested on 2 counts of aggravated sexual battery that appears to involve two women, one of whom was incapacitated in some manner.

A Provo UT police officer accused of threatening wife with a gun has been sentenced to probation after pleading no contest to obstruction and disorderly conduct

A Lancaster OH police officer has been sentenced to treatment and a fine after pleading guilty to an off-duty DUI.

Standard punk behavior
A Howard County MD police officer has received a written reprimand after a two-month long investigation into a photo of his cruiser that was parked in a handicap spot.

Assault
The Des Moines IA police commission has voted to rehire a police officer who resigned in lieu of being fired after repeatedly beating the passenger of a car with a baton during a traffic stop where he and another officer claimed the driver had failed to yield to an emergency vehicle. The other officer involved also resigned but did not file an appeal afterward.

A Bethlehem PA police officer has been fired on allegations that he lied during an excessive force investigation into a videotaped incident where he allegedly beat a man after a chase. He was cleared of the excessive force allegations but apparently lied about the video.


Standard Weasel Behavior
The Gallatin TN police chief is the subject of an investigation by that state’s investigative agency over unspecified allegations that he misused state police databases.

A New Orleans LA police sergeant has resigned after admitting to writing a false report about the post-Katrina Glover shooting incident when she was testifying at trial as a witness.

A Louisville KY police detective has been fired for lying about tipping off a prosecutor who was a suspect in a drug investigation.

Theft
The police chief of Provo UT has retired after a string of misconduct cases involving his department and questions about an investigation that cleared a police chief from a different department of shoplifting charges in a videotaped incident.

The police chief of Chester Twp PA has been sentenced to anywhere between 9 to 23 months in jail for stealing & forging a $6,600 check that belonged to a halfway house resident.

Kids and Cops...Run Children! Run! Its the police!


A US Customs & Border Protection officer has been arrested for driving from Mississippi to Florida to have sex with a minor under the age of 16.


A Bradenton Beach FL police officer is the subject of a lawsuit alleging he choked and arrested a 14-year-old boy for blowing a kiss at him.


An Eatonville FL police officer is under investigation over allegations he stopped woman & her 6-year-old daughter without cause then began to question the girl as if she were a suspect.

The like super secret diary of Fairfax County Police Chief Roererer-er


Will I ever fit into a size 19 again?


Well anyway, after years of supererio...supear re or....after years of really good police work, I have finally cracked the Kennedy assasina...asasss sin...the killing of John F. Kennedy.....the killer is.....wait for it.......Elvis. That’s right, Elvis shot Kennedy.


I’m gonna see if the National Inquirer wants to serialize the book which I intend to call “Hey, Guess who shot Kennedy” and then under that I’ll put in little letters “John not Robert”


You know, you accomplish stuff like this and you wonder to yourself, you go “Yourself, why don’t the people in this community respect me?”


Oh well.


The National Inquirer. Now there’s a for real newspaper. Not like that Washington Post and that Jack Jackman guy...do you know the Post never not once covered Joey Buttafucco’s recording career? And the story about the goat with five legs? Not a single word

National Police Misconduct NewsFeed Daily Recap 12-03-10

Its time to have a national conversation about the national police problem



 

Asault
Key West Florida is likely to settle a lawsuit for $45,000 to a man claiming a cop used excessive force when he took him to the ground and he suffered a laceration and was falsely arrested on a stand-alone obstruction charge. An investigation sustained the man’s complaint and, while it was recommended that the officer receive a 3-day suspension and remedial training, it’s unclear if that’s how he was ultimately disciplined


York PA police accused of excessive force after video shows officer taking a swing at cuffed detainee http://is.gd/i9CFc


Beaumont TX cop found guilty of official oppression for needlessly tasering man twice during traffic stop http://is.gd/i9XLN


Tonawanda NY police captain sentenced to probation after plea deal for choking & hitting cuffed detainee w/flashlight http://is.gd/iaeGG


Cook County IL deputy suspended after arrested on allegations that he punched a woman in the head at a bar http://is.gd/i9SY2



Governemnt worker logic
A Dallas Texas cop who was once accused of putting a gun to a man’s head for urinating in public has been fired, not for that, but for double-dipping… he claims he’s being unfairly punished.


DUI
A Milwaukee Wisconsin police sergeant has been charged with driving while under the influence after he was stopped when police noticed his car swerving and found his 13-year-old daughter in the passenger seat while two other men were passed out in the back seat and covered in vomit. When questioned, the daughter said that she was driving them previously because they were all too drunk but then became lost which is when her father took the wheel.


Austin TX police SWAT officer arrested for drunk driving after wrecking unmarked patrol car in roll-over accident http://is.gd/i9E46


Porterville CA cop suspended for alleged DUI, found passed out in car on road, sgt investigated for not arresting him http://is.gd/i9EAu


Civil Rights Abuse
Atlanta GA settles suit for unspecified sum to patrons of gay bar detained during raid, promises unspecified reforms http://is.gd/iam88


2 Lucas Co OH deputies found guilty of rights violations & falsified documents in detainee’s death after sleeper hold http://is.gd/iaegI


Rape
Davie FL cop convicted of sexual battery for drugging & raping family member, but conviction may be overturned http://is.gd/i9Dmg


Fraud
Cairo NY cop who also works at jail is arrested on workers compensation fraud charges http://is.gd/i9eKo













Kids and Cops: Run children! Run! Its the police!

      

Kansas City MO police accused of raiding home, throwing flash-bang past 2yr-old’s head, in search for man in jail http://is.gd/iaS9S


Cleveland OH settles suit for $110k to family of teen killed in “justified shooting” http://is.gd/iaLHF


Woonsocket RI cop sentenced to 1yr +1day after pleading guilty to beating teen at police station http://is.gd/i9fjw


Nogales AZ cop takes plea deal to 3 of 11 sexual conduct w/minor charges involving 16yr-old girl http://is.gd/i9KdL


Riverside CA cop sentenced to 1yr on 3 felony lewd acts on a child charges for repeatedly molesting teen relative http://is.gd/iafMP


El Paso TX cop fired & subject of criminal probe for alleged relationship w/15yr-old female student http://is.gd/i9VW0





National Police Misconduct News Feed for Thursday, December 2, 2010:


                                                                   DUI


Las Vegas NV idiot cop on leave after arrested on drunk driving charge when he crashed dept-owned vehicle http://is.gd/i7k9E

Durham NC idiot cop charged with drunk driving after rear-ending motorist w/patrol car while on-duty http://is.gd/i6X5b

Bristol CT idiot cop charged w/DUI after probe into on-duty crash into utility pole w/patrol car in June http://is.gd/i6RUX


This idiot got drunk, lost control of the car, smashed into this house and killed the owner, a minister
                                                              

National Police Misconduct News Feed for Thursday, December 2, 2010:



Its time for a national conversation about the national police problem

The Fairfax County Police, where being a punk means a pay raise

Assault

Hutchinson KS asst police chief disciplined & investigated after grabbing man by the neck after the man was accused of harassing the cops daughter daughter http://is.gd/i7XBb

Montgomery AL police Crime Reduction Team subject of suit alleging excessive force when they beat man inside home http://is.gd/i7LFb

2 Russell County AL deputies resign while under investigation over allegations that they beat a handcuffed suspect http://is.gd/i6BVV


Domestic violence
Sellers SC police chief hires ex-Marion Co deputy despite his pending DV charges for hitting wife w/computer monitor http://is.gd/i7X70

Foley AL idiot cop suspended after arrested with his girlfriend on domestic violence charges http://is.gd/i7VDK



Civil Rights violations
New York NY narcotics cop w/troubled unit indicted on 48 counts on allegations he falsely arrested at least 5 people] http://is.gd/i7W7e


“I’m a cop because Walmart isn’t hiring” behavior
El Paso TX settles suit for $55k to couple left traumatized after cops raided home looking for son already in jail http://is.gd/i7Mvu

Phenix City AL idiot cop resigns after accused of watching 2 Russell County deputies beat a cuffed suspect http://is.gd/i75EH

Fraud
US FBI agent found guilty on 15 counts of wire fraud & 3 counts bankruptcy fraud in scheme to defraud bank http://is.gd/i7xUq

Narcotics
Carver County MN deputy sentenced to 6mo in jail for stealing methamphetamine from evidence http://is.gd/i7uaq

Murder
Bella Vista AR cop sentenced to 30days jail in deal for negligent homicide, faced manslaughter over fatal shooting http://is.gd/i6nra

Obstruction
Tupelo MS cop under investigation on allegations he removed his son from the scene of an accident he was involved in http://is.gd/i7iX9

Sexual assault
Provo UT cop pleads guilty to attempted sexual assault & obstruction, tried to coerce woman into sex after crash http://is.gd/i6n1A

Extortion
Corinth MS idiot cop to plead guilty for taking money from motorists during fake traffic stops http://is.gd/i6oXj

I told you so......police interanl affairs is there to protect the cops from you, not to protect you from the cops
New York NY police internal affairs division accused of reporting cops who file misconduct complaints for retaliation http://is.gd/i6nPY

Kid and Cops...Run children! Run! Its the police

 
 
National Police Misconduct News Feed for Thursday, December 2, 2010:

Its time for a national conversation about the national police problem

The Fairfax County Police, where being a punk means a pay raise


Orange County CA deputy arrested on allegations he molested teen girl in her home while on duty http://is.gd/i7tGY

Lakes Area MN idiot cop sentenced to fine & probation in plea over misconduct involving 19yr-old girl in park http://is.gd/i6osh

Lee County FL sheriff’s lt found guilty of molestation & lewd conduct for groping minor after getting her drunk http://is.gd/i7l6a

White trash? Wadda mean white trash?


A Louisville Kentucky cop was arrested on multiple charges including resisting arrest, assaulting an officer, and assault over an apparent bar fight she and her sister were involved in.

Police misconduct November 28 through December 1

Its time to have a national conversation about the national police problem    


"Fairfax County Police, where having punk attitude will get you promoted"

Lawsuits the taxpayers paid to settle cop behavior: This week $110,000


                                                                     Embezzling
An Acadia Parish Louisiana deputy has pled guilty to theft for embezzling money from the department and aggravated battery for shooting her ex-husband in the back multiple times during a dispute.

A Lee County Florida sheriff’s sergeant has resigned after an investigation into unspecified improper conduct & gross negligence allegations.

A Madison County Tennessee deputy has been indicted on theft charges for using his county gas card to buy gas for personal use.

An Indiana State Police commander has been arrested on 17 felony theft & forgery charges after an investigation into allegations that he used his position to embezzle $90,000.

A Santa Fe County New Mexico deputy has resigned while under investigation over allegations that he embezzled over $1,000 in union funds, most of which were intended to assist officers experiencing financial difficulties.


The standard assault charges we've all come to expect
Two Russell County Alabama deputies and a Phenix City Alabama cop have been suspended without pay while they are under investigation after a handcuffed suspect they arrested was assaulted.

Police in West Deer Township and Indiana Township Pennsylvania are the subject of a lawsuit filed by a woman and her daughter alleging that officers beat them after they flagged one of them down to report an assault.

A Long Branch New Jersey cop has pled guilty to a disorderly person charge for breaking a man’s jaw when he punched him outside of a nightclub.

Dayton Ohio has settled a lawsuit for $15,000 to a man claiming a cop struck him in the face with the butt of his gun while he was on the ground. The officer was actually fired over the incident and for allegedly lying about it but an arbitrator overturned the disciplinary action and forced the department to rehire the officer.

El Paso TX has settled a lawsuit for a mere $15,000 to a man, now 81-years-old, who was beaten unconscious by a 6’3″ 270lb undercover cop after the elderly man asked him why he was parked next to his home when a neighbor, a former cop himself, called to tell him about the suspicious car. Apparently the officer was never disciplined over the incident.

The Niagra Falls New York police department has entered into an agreement with the New York state AG to reform their use of force policies along with their internal investigation and citizen complaint processes after an investigation into multiple complaints against the department.

A Coronado California cop was ruled to have used excessive force when he used a taser on an unarmed man during a traffic stop for a minor infraction. While the 9th Circuit Court made the ruling in favor of the victim, it also ruled that the officer had qualified immunity to the lawsuit in question.

Portland Oregon has settled a lawsuit for $21,000 to a cop who claims that he was banished to an evidence warehouse as retaliation for attempting to report concerns he had about an officer who he thought was too aggressive. That officer was involved in a high-profile fatal excessive force case prior to the officer’s complaint.

Pittsburgh Pennsylvania has settled a lawsuit for $44,500 to a man who was pistol whipped then shot in the hand by an off-duty cop who mistakenly thought he was part of a group of men he claims assaulted him. While the officer was never convicted or disciplined for the act, he is to pay $4,500 of the settlement amount to the victim, which will be paid for by the officer’s insurance carrier… which means he suffered no consequences whatsoever.

A Shreveport LA police sergeant has been suspended after being charged with simple battery for allegedly striking a woman in the face during an argument.

A Perry Township Ohio cop is the subject of an excessive force lawsuit filed by the mother of a man who was left with severe brain damage when he fell head-first off of an 8-foot-tall fence after he was tasered by an officer who was chasing him.

                                                                           Theft
A Harford County Maryland sheriff’s major has been fired after being arrested for shoplifting at the same Home Depot where he was arrested earlier this year on the same charge. The major made over $100,000 a year.

A Miami Beach Florida police sergeant was sentenced to probation in a plea deal for leaving scene of accident w/injuries. Several other charges against him were dropped including grand theft, failing to render aid and filing a false insurance claim related to the incident where alcohol use was suspected when he injured three women while driving the wrong way then fleeing the scene.


                                                                           Extortion
A LaFollette TN cop has been suspended while he’s under investigation by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation over unspecified extortion allegations.

 
                                                                             Bribery
A San Francisco California cop has been charged with bribery in a taxi driver test cheating scheme that he is accused of participating in prior to his retirement

An Anderson County South Carolina deputy has been indicted by the attorney general’s office on 3 official misconduct and bribery-related charges.

 
                                                                          Threatening
A Pinal County Arizona deputy who was the subject of scrutiny over a questionable shooting claim has been suspended while under investigation over allegations that he made veiled threats to a reporter after an interview.

A Caledonia Wisconsin cop has been charged after an investigation into allegations that he pointed his gun at a fellow officer on two occasions, allegedly because he didn’t like being teased.

 
                                                                            Narcotics
A Nettleton Mississippi cop has been suspended after he was arrested on a felony cocaine possession charge during a drug sting targeting a dealer who was also arrested.

Two Bexar County Texas deputies assigned to the narcotics unit have been indicted on perjury, official oppression and theft by a public servant charges.

An Edinburg TX Independent School District cop has been arrested for possession of a controlled substance after police found an alleged stash of cocaine under his seat during a traffic stop.

A Columbus IN cop has accepted a plea deal to an official misconduct charge for falsely reporting that drugs found on the jail floor belonged to a female detainee.

                                                            Usual violent nut job behavior
A San Diego California cop is under investigation after accused of using a knife to slash tents belonging to homeless people, sometimes while they were still inside.

An Oakley Michigan cop is under investigation after allegedly firing at least four rounds from his service firearm while off-duty after he was escorted out of a bar.

A Stamford CT cop is the subject of a lawsuit filed by a man claiming the officer confiscated his cell phone then proceded to share explicit photos of himself and his girlfriend that were stored on his phone with his friends.

A Riverdale GA cop is the subject of a lawsuit alleging that he left a man he detained handcuffed inside his police car with the heat on in the summer while parked at a restaurant for hours just to “teach him a lesson”.

                                          “I’m a cop because Walmart isn’t hiring” behavior
An Austin Texas cop is accused of tackling a deaf woman from behind and arresting her on a resisting arrest charge for ignoring his verbal commands to stop after he witnessed her and her friend signing to each other in an animated fashion and thought they were fighting. The article goes on to describe other cases that allegedly demonstrate a pattern of problems the police there have dealing with the hearing impaired.

The Cuthbert Georgia police chief and a Randolph County Georgia deputy are under investigation over an alleged fist fight the two got into with each other. The chief claims it was just a verbal argument.



















Police misconduct November 28 through December 1

Its time to have a national conversation about the national police problem


"Fairfax County Police, where having punk attitude will get you promoted"

Lawsuits the taxpayers paid to settle cop behavior: This week $110,000


DUI

 A Dallas Texas cop has been arrested on a drunk driving charge after police found her in a car disabled by a flat tire while she was allegedly under the influence while off-duty.

A Fresno California cop has been sentenced to work release and a $1,800 fine after pleading guilty to a drunk driving charge for when he was stopped and tested at 3x the legal limit.

An Ayden NC cop has been suspended after she was arrested on a driving while impaired charge.

A Sandusky Ohio cop has been suspended after arrested at a state police checkpoint on drunk driving allegations while he was off-duty the night before Thanksgiving.

A New York NY cop has been arrested on DUI charges. The same officer pled guilty earlier this month on a resisting arrest charge that occured while he was being thrown out during a Mets game.





Police misconduct November 28 through December 1

 Its time to have a national conversation about the national police problem


"Fairfax County Police, where having punk attitude will get you promoted"

Lawsuits the taxpayers paid to settle cop behavior: This week $110,000



                                                               Civil rights violation


Lehigh County and Allentown New Jersey police as well as US Immigrations officers are the subject of a lawsuit alleging that they illegally held a US citizen in jail on an immigration hold after he was wrongfully arrested on a drug charge that was later dismissed.


Ten members of the Lake County Illinois Major Crimes Task Force have been named in a lawsuit filed by a man who had spent about 5 years in jail who is alleging that the officers forced him into falsely confessing to murdering his daughter and her friend. DNA evidence led to a different suspect.

Miller County Arkansas has settled a lawsuit for $24,000 to a woman claiming she was falsely arrested and that the sheriff’s office violated her rights when they failed to release her immediately after she had posted bond.

Two Miami Beach FL cops are the subject of a lawsuit filed by ACLU alleging that the two officers have a pattern of targeting gay men as exhibited by the wrongful arrest of one man who was subjected to homophobic slurs by the officers.

Police misconduct November 28 through December 1

Its time to have a national conversation about the national police problem

"Fairfax County Police, where having punk attitude will get you promoted"

Lawsuits the taxpayers paid to settle cop behavior: This week $110,000

Domestic violence
 


A Boston Massachusetts cop has been suspended after he was arrested on a domestic violence related assault charge in an incident involving his wife.

A Bristol Connecticut cop has been suspended for 60 days over his being arrested in Florida for choking his wife at Disney World. The department took the disciplinary action after it appeared as though the charges against him were likely to be dropped because his wife is refusing to testify.

A Philadelphia PA cop has been suspended after arrested on domestic violence related assault, endangerment and terroristic threats charges.

A Mukegon County Michigan deputy has been arraigned on a domestic violence charge over an alleged altercation he had with his ex-wife over why their son can’t play basketball.

Dear Lady Members of the Police Force

                   
  Me in my concept for a new uniform...cool huh? My Ma made me take the cape off cause I'm not allowed to tie things around my neck 



Dear Lady Members of the Police Force



First off, let me say, yous don't sweat much for fat broads....also I want to hear your voices in the department even though.... like most men, I believe you broads invented language to satisfy your deep need to complain. ...about everything..all the time. If you want to succeed, remember the three golden rules ....If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid and remember, if life gives you lemons……stick the lemons down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger because, you know, some of yous can use all the help yous can get. That last ne isn’t really one of the three golden rules I just threw it in there. We only have two golden rules.....we did have three but there’s been some budget cuts so we had to let the third one go. For you girls who are new to the force let me remind you “There's no reason for it, it's just our policy.” keep saying that and you’ll keep us all out of trouble because when the pin is pulled, Mister PR gernade is not our friend, and remember when in doubt, poke it with a stick. If still in doubt empty your magazine into it.


Love ...(duh)
Chief Roarererer-er

The like secret diary of me, Chief Roaererer

You know, gosh darm it, sometimes I look around me and see all the paranoia, heartbreak and hatred and I think- my work here is done.


Like like super cool diary of police chief roarererer

   Me, undercover as a guy with a mustache, pretty sneaky huh? 

Dear secret like really cool diary 
I always meet with the new men on the force...you know, hit em up for a quick loan before they become alcholics and piss it all away...I also met them to give them what I call  my “New guy speech.” I call it that becuase I give it to all the new guys.  I say to them “New Guy....If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. Get married as soon as you can becuase  a bachelor's life is no life for a single man.  As for me, I’m not single, I'm romantically challenged.  Always rember, a bad plan is better than no plan....I mean, look how far it got me.  If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.  When filing reports, a little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.  If that doesn’t work, admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations. ...most importently remember “He drove his car at me” it works everytime and lastly.... Every man has his price. Mine is $3,000 in cash.

The like really cool super secret diary of police chief roarerer=er=er=er


Dear Diary


My elbow is behind me, my ass in the middle of my arm


My elbow is behind me, my ass in the middle of my arm


My elbow is behind me, my ass in the middle of my arm


Okay got it.....and they say I don’t know my ass from my elbow


Say, good news! I’m planning to axed the bored of supervisors...that kinda like the guys who run apartment building except they let women do it too....for $1 million for an anti-missle device to secure the port of Baltimore.


You know, all the problems we face in our public persona, persona being a place in Italy or Mexico, I forget... can be traced to an unenlightened attitude of the people we have gunned down. The newspaper guy says I live in my own little world...yeah? And so what....they know me here. Hey you know what happened? Yesterday, I forgot to come back to work after lunch.


So I went to the racetrack in Charlestown....I was in the neighborhood.... I played a great horse. It took seven horses to beat him. I guess I should have known, that was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position. Then I spotted him at the two dollar window betting on another horse in the same race. Half way through the race, my horse come sup to me and asks “Which way did they go?” He was so slow the jockey kept a diary of the trip. He was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

Police misconduct November 28 through December 1

Its time to have a national conversation about the national police problem

"Fairfax County Police, where having punk attitude will get you promoted"

Rape/Sexual assault

Los Angeles County California has settled a lawsuit for $245,000 to a woman who claims that a deputy groped her breasts during a traffic stop then ordered her to let him follow her to her home where he then raped her in the driveway. That deputy is now facing trial over similar allegations by two other women.

A Benzie County Michigan deputy accepted a plea deal to an assault charge for pulling a woman over on three different occasions and groping her each time.

A Hillsborough County Florida sheriff’s lieutenant has been suspended for one month without pay for sexually harassing a subordinate officer who he allegedly called into his office and frisked after accusing her of having contraband, then attempting to grab her breasts and kiss her after demanding she lift her bra. A review board recommended a demotion but the sheriff disagreed.

Police misconduct round up November 28 through December 1

                  "Fairfax County Police, where having punk attitude will get you promoted"

Its time to have a national conversation about the national police problem

Murder /attempted murder/manslaughter

A Colfax Louisiana cop has been sentenced to five years of hard labor after he pled guilty to manslaughter for fatally shooting a man after chasing him.

A New York NY cop who was assigned to the mayor’s security detail has been charged with attempted murder for shooting his girlfriend’s unarmed ex-boyfriend during an alleged altercation while the man was apparently running away.

A Houston Texas cop is the subject of a lawsuit filed by the family of an elderly couple who died when their car was t-boned by that officer while he was responding to a call without his lights or siren activated.

A Sacramento County CA deputy has been sentenced to life without the possibility of parole for arranging the murder of a corrections officer who he believed was having an affair with his wife.

A San Antonio TX cop has been found guilty of aggravated assault and manslaughter over an 100mph crash that killed a fellow officer who was picking up road flares and injured another motorist. The officer was apparently speeding without his emergency lights or siren activated.

A Humboldt Tennessee cop has been found guilty of reckless homicide for shooting an unarmed man in the back while he was on his knees. The officer claimed it was an accident caused by him slipping while he was holstering his gun.

A Palm Beach County Florida deputy is the subject of a lawsuit filed by the mother of a man who was unarmed when he was shot to death by a deputy who claims he thought the man was reaching for something at his waist when he was being detained on allegations that he stole his mother’s car.

A San Antonio Texas cop has been sentenced to 15 years on aggravated assault & manslaughter charges for killing a fellow officer who was picking up road flares and injuring another motorist in a 100mph crash caused while he was speeding to a call without lights or siren activated.

A New Orleans Louisiana cop has been sentenced to 8 years in prison for his role in the Danziger Bridge shooting incident and subsequent cover-up. The officer took a plea deal in exchange for his testimony.

Kids and Cops...Run children! Run!


A Montgomery County Maryland cop has been placed on desk duty after a protection order was issued against him on allegations that he threatened his 4-year-old daughter with a taser.

A Belton South Carolina cop has received a suspended sentence with one year of home detention for kidnapping his girlfriend during a dispute.

A McKenzie TN cop has been fired after an investigation into an alleged relationship he had with an underage girl. He may face criminal charges over the allegations.

A Maine State trooper has been suspended after he was charged with witness tampering and unlawful sexual contact with a child.

A New York State Unified Court System cop has been arrested on multiple misdemeanor charges including child endangerment, menacing, and unlawful imprisonment after an armed standoff with police his estranged wife.

A Lee County Florida deputy has been fired after admitting that he repeatedly used his taser on family members and others including his teen daughter and her boyfriend.

A Prince George’s County Maryland cop has been suspended while under investigation over inappropriate text messages he allegedly sent to a 19-year-old woman minutes after leaving her apartment where he took a report related to the theft of her wallet.

The Birmingham Alabama police department, Birmingham school district, and several school resource officers are the subject of a lawsuit alleging that there is a practice of unnecessary use of pepperspray on students even when the students pose no threat to others and sometimes after they’ve been restrained. Six students are involved in the suit but there may be plans to turn it into a class action suit.

From the like realy, super cool secret diary of Chief roarererer-er



I’m in the closet but I’m thinking about coming out of the closet.


















I lost my alibi weapon and I think it might be in my other uniform that’s here in the closet. But I can’t find it.


So the phone rings and its Officer Terry Hudgins, our spokesperson. You can’t say spokesman anymore which is too bad because nobody is sure what Terry is, a man or a woman. Of course there are tell tale signs, broad shoulders, muscular frame, thick legs, arm hair......you know, all the things that tells you it’s a female member of the force. But still, we’re not sure what we got here.


Once, in an effort to find out what Terry is, I asked, “So what did you used to do?” and Terry goes “Pro golfer”


I said, “Terry has anyone in the department ever talked to you about being ambiguous?”and Terry goes “I don’t discuss religion on the job Chief”


I gotta remember to look up ambiguous, maybe that’s the one that means you can use two hands instead of favoring one....no, wait... that word is bisexual.....oh! I remember now, ambiguous mean living under the ocean. So I said, “Well, I’m asking Terry, because I really like fish”


There was this really, really long silence so I go “What’s up Terry?”


And Terry goes “Barbered wire, search lights, machine gun torrents”


I felt myself getting aroused “And leather....we’ll need handcuff, but I have some.....I’ll have to go back in the closet” I added with a throaty hiss


“Leather?” Terry asked “Why? You can’t build a barricade with leather”


“Barricade?” I asked “Oh yeah, Barricade...well we can’t put all that around the police station” and Terry said, “No, I want to put it the our northern border of the county”


And I goes “Why?” becuase I wanted to know why and Terry said “Three words, Chief........D.C.”


I wasn’t listening. My little twisted mind was far away on my second favorite subject behind shooting people, talking about leather, and ballet.....that’s right....redesigning the police department....I had always thought that headquarters would look just scrumptious in a California inspired light mauve with torques trim. I’m also partial to playful pinks and for years, I’ve thought that our uniforms would be vastly improved with playful animal prints in vivid colors, according to season of course. And girlfriend, don’t even get me started on what I would do with our squad cars. I really need to get back into that closet.


“Naw” I said “We can’t do it Terry...I’ll tell you what, why don’t you set up a road block, stop and one thousand cars, tie up traffic, burn precious fuels, cost people time and money and make a 1% arrest rate for DUI.”


“One percent?” Terry said indignantly “Hell, we can get 25% by just testing our own guys in squad cars...we could make a year’s quota on the speed pills alone, those guys carry”


“I know, I know” I told him...her.....I told Terry... with a smirk “But if we don’t spend every penny in the budget they might take it away and give it to the school system so they don’t have to fire a teacher ”


“People just have all the wrong priorities” Terry said.














National Police Misconduct NewsFeed Daily Recap 11-24-10

Cost to citizens this week for cop behavior $50,000, cost for the month of November 2010 about $96,000,000 (On the record settlements)

Its time for America to have a national conversation about the national police problem


Rape/Assault
A Wayne County MI deputy has been sentenced to 9-15 years in prison to be served after an additional to 2 year sentence for a firearm enhancement for beating, choking and raping a female relative at gunpoint. (aggression and violence, woman involved)

Just regular stupid behavior
Chicago IL police are being sued by the family of a man who was shot to death by a man who threatened to kill him in front of a number of officers but was never detained.


.......and of course, good old fasioned creepy cop behavior
New London CT police have been forced by an arbitrator to rehire a cop who was fired for taking photos of a dead body with his cell phone and sharing the photos with his friends.


Standard weasel behavior
An Edinburg TX cop is being accused of releasing a woman from jail in exchange for sex. Officials are saying that the officer is already on administrative leave but insist that it’s unrelated to those allegations


Double standard
The police chief of Farmington NM is under investigation after accused of showing up to a SWAT incident with alcohol on his breath. Officials don’t know if he was technically under the influence since officers at the scene didn’t give him a breathalyzer even though he drove there.


High Point NC police say they will discipline one of their cops internally instead of ticketing her for rear-ending a truck while on-duty. Though the department refuses to say exactly what kind of disciplinary action is planned.


Battery
San Francisco CA has settled a lawsuit for $50,000 to a man who was seen on video being shoved by a cop who is now facing battery charges over the incident.


A Fond du Lac WI cop has been suspended for three days without pay for injuring a handcuffed detainee by slamming him into a table on video at jail.


A Palm Beach Gardens FL cop has been charged with sexual battery, official misconduct & evidence tampering on allegations that he improperly performed a vaginal search of a female suspect. (aggression and violence, woman involved)


Miami FL police and prosecutors had indicated they were not going to charge a man who was shown in a video being beaten by cops on Halloween but then decided to charge him with resisting arrest without violence for trying to cover his head while an officer repeated punched him until he blacked out.


An Indiana State Police “master trooper detective” has been suspended for 2 days over an altercation he had with an Indianapolis police commander in his office.


Domestic violence
The police chief of Burden KS has been placed on paid leave after arrested on unspecified domestic battery allegations.


A Lawrence County IN deputy has been arrested on battery of a minor and domestic battery in presence of a minor charges on allegations that he beat his wife and his 14-year-old son during a domestic dispute. (aggression and violence, woman and children involved)


Civil rights violation
The Buffalo NY police department, along with the city of Buffalo and Erie County, have been named in a lawsuit filed by a woman who spent 14 years in prison after wrongfully convicted of murdering her own daughter until she was finally released and exonerated. (aggression and violence, woman involved)


New York NY police are being sued by a woman who was 7 months pregnant when she claims she was wrongfully arrested when she accidentally walked in on a drug bust operation at an apartment building and was strip searched and jailed for 3 days. (aggression and violence, woman involved)


A judge has ruled that a search warrant served by the Roosevelt County MT sheriff’s department had violated the rights of the Poplar Montana police chief who was arrested after marijuana plants were found on his property that were being grown for a medical marijuana patient.


Four Okalossa County FL deputies have been disciplined with reprimands, one of which was suspended for 3 days, over the false arrest of a 66-year-old man on a drug possession charge after his heart medication was mistaken for cocaine.


Harassment
Jackson MS narcotics officers who were recently accused of falsely arresting store owners while recorded on surveillance video are now being accused of harassing a family, including entering their home without a warrant, after the family claimed they recognized the officers from the video.


Theft
Las Vegas NV police lieutenant has been suspended while he’s under investigation on allegations that he misappropriated funds from the police union he served as chairman for.


The Santa Fe County NM sheriff has issued a public apology, resigned and turned himself in after admitting to selling off old police equipment to pay off his own debt.


A Maywood IL cop has been charged with theft after stealing $240 from an FBI agent during a sting operation that was carried out after complaints were made that he was stealing money from suspects.


An Indiana State Excise cop has been arrested for theft and official misconduct for allegedly stealing from evidence.


Fraud
A Maryland State trooper has been charged with misconduct in office on allegations he claimed $5,500 in overtime that he didn’t earn via timesheet fraud.


DUI
A Henrico County VA cop has been sentenced to 5 days in jail and a $250 fine after pleading no contest to a DUI charge.


A Denver CO cop has been arrested on a drunk driving charge while off-duty after a motorist reported him to police.


A New York NY cop has been arrested on DUI charges after he repeatedly hit a truck with his car while off-duty:. When police responded to the complaint the officer told them he was “on the job”.

County Police Department Replaces Crashed Helicopter

November 18, 1993

After receiving no opposition from county supervisors who had initially voiced doubts about the purchase, the Fairfax County Police Department has gone ahead with plans to replace a $ 1.5 million helicopter that crashed last summer.
The helicopter crashed moments after takeoff Aug. 24 because its pilot and co-pilot forgot to unplug it from a battery unit on the ground.
Board Chairman Thomas M. Davis III (R) and Supervisor Ernest J. Berger (R-Dranesville) questioned last month whether the helicopter, one of three in the police fleet, needed to be replaced. Fairfax County is the only area jurisdiction in Virginia with its own police helicopters.
"If a kid asks for a glass of Coke, and you give it to him and he drops it, do you give him another one? Of course not," Davis said at the time. He contended that some of the 18 officers in the helicopter unit could be reassigned to understaffed police units. But neither Davis nor Berger made any attempt to stop the purchase when it was described to the Board of Supervisors at its meeting this week.

Commentary

Washington Times

August 28, 1991, Wednesday, Final Edition

Car 54, where are you?

SECTION: Part G; COMMENTARY; EDITORIAL; Pg. G2




If you thought Fairfax County's four-chopper air cavalry division was a good story, get a load of yet another little item, this one uncovered by Thomas Heath of The Washington Post: "More than $1 million worth of brand new Fairfax County police cars are sitting unused on a fenced grassy lot, their batteries disconnected, purchased because officials wrongly believed the big sedans they favor would no longer be manufactured."


Naturally, piecing together a story that lays blame for wasting a million dollars is a tough job, but Mr. Heath seems to have uncovered all the taxpayers need to know.


* At a cost of $3.2 million, the county bought twice as many cars as it needed, which will continue depreciating and deteriorating until the police can use them.


* Like many of the decisions that went into buying the elaborate furnishings of the government center, including $4 million worth of new furniture, this one was made because county officials simply didn't know what they were doing. When county officials found out the Ford Crown Victoria they purchase for police duty would undergo a design change and be unavailable in the near future, they asked Chevrolet what it could offer. County officials claim that Chevrolet said it was downsizing its police model, so they decided to buy twice as many Fords. Chevrolet says the company never had plans to downsize its car, which costs $530 less than the Ford. * "No analysis was done to determine the cost of maintaining the cars or how much money the county would lose by not earning interest on more than $1 million." As the Republican nominee for county supervisor, Tom Davis, noted, "This is just another example of lack of appropriate oversight by elected officials and the delegation to county staff of wide spending discretion." Whether Mr. Davis is including himself in that group we don't know, but his point is well taken. A helicopter fleet costing $4,000 a day. Millions in new furniture costs. Granite flooring and mahogany paneling in the government center. A fitness room with thousands of dollars worth of equipment. A $96,000 television system. A $37,000 granite conference table. Exotic pine trees costing $4,000 apiece. All of which cost more than $100 million (the lion's share of it going to the new government center), a figure that approximates the deficit the county faces next year. With the approval of the Board of Supervisors, Fairfax County's top-level bureaucrats have spent the Moore years building an empire with taxpayer money. Come November, the taxpayers should act accordingly.

National Police Misconduct NewsFeed Daily Recap 11-23-10


With the settlement of the Kwethluk Alaska case (below) Police misconduct has, cost taxpayers about $98,000,000 (ninety eight million) dollars in the month of November and the month ain’t over. That figure comes from known settlements. Out of court settlements, conservatively, is at least $10,000,000 more.


America needs to have a national discussion about the national police problem


Assault
Kwethluk Alaska has lost a civil suit for over $23,000,000 in a jury award to a man who was left a quadriplegic when a Kwethluk police officer and a tribal officer arrested and dragged him to an ATV despite his suffering a head injury and broken neck.


Two Rochester NY cops are under investigation after a local pastor accused the officers of using excessive force when they broke his son’s nose.


A Laurens County SC deputy has been arrested on an assault and battery charge for allegedly assaulting a detainee in jail last year.


Nut job
The police chief of Zionsville IN is the subject of a state investigation over allegations that he stole a television and gun from evidence and that he drew a cocked and loaded firearm out on his officers during a meeting when he felt that officers weren’t paying attention to him.

Obstruction
A Yakima County WA sheriff’s sergeant is under investigation on allegations that he refused to dispatch assistance to a police officer who took part in the arrest of a fellow Yakima deputy who has been charged with raping a woman at gunpoint.


The police chief of Greenwood IN is also under investigation on allegations that he ordered officers to transport an officer to his home after he was detained on allegations that he pulled a gun on a man who confronted him about leaving his baby in his car. Responding officers said they smelled alcohol on the officer’s breath but refused a breathalyzer. The chief allegedly offered the officer a drink at his home after that, essentially making it impossible to discipline or charge the officer.


Theft
A Morehouse Parish LA deputy has resigned after an audit found discrepancies in accounts containing funds deposited by inmates for buying necessities from the jail commissary.


Typical Cop Weasel behavior
The West Virginia State Police are being sued by a newspaper claiming that the agency has been refusing to comply with FOIA requests seeking internal affairs reports related to closed investigations.


And of course, the standard creepy cop behavior
A Bosque Farms NM cop has resigned after an investigation into allegations that he had videotaped himself having sex with two different women, one while on-duty inside a city official’s office, and then uploaded the videos to a departmental computer where they were later discovered.

Cops and Kids: Run Children! Run!

The now-former sheriff of Park County MT has been sentenced to five years in prison after he accepted a plea deal that reduced several charges down to a singly intimidation charge in relation to allegations that he sexually assaulted a teen girl on multiple occasions and threatened to have her arrested if she didn’t keep quiet.

Cops and animals, a strange, strange relationship


A North Las Vegas NV cop has been accused of needlessly shooting a family’s pet dog to death while off-duty. The officer and her police officer husband claim that she shot the dog when it got loose and threatened him but the family and several neighbors say the dog was friendly and the woman walking the dog says that the dog was just being playful and came back when called the dog. she also claims she had hold of the leash when the officer shot it in the street.


A NC State trooper has been ordered to be rehired by a judge who ruled that videos showing the idiot officer pick his police dog up off the ground and kick it were not outrageous, but instead was an acceptable training method for police dogs. The judge claimed to have made the decision because he believes police dogs should be considered as weapons, not animals.