Fairfax County Police Watch

We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get" I said that was wrong and he said "Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".

idiots at work

idiots at work

idiots at work

idiots at work

You know you have way, way to much public money when you can buy a van just to transport the goddamn honor guard around

Fairfax County Police give themselves more awards...again....Jesus H. Christ, enough is enough...drop the awards, get off your government worker ass and get to work!

...and yet the Fairfax County Police get to mark their mistakes "secret"

No, really, over $180,000,000 a year, an air force and a navy and they don't live here

Fairfax County Police hire new Asian Officers "We were a little short" Chief says

"Yeah, I been a little gassy lately, but I'd still like a drink please"

Um, yeah, I think the photo just about sums it all up

Woman found stabbed to death in Centreville apartment

They pulled their guns on a noise complaint?

...and yet the Fairfax County Police don't need oversight....amazing

Wait a minute, wait a goddamn minute...is that...naw...couldn't be....wait a minute

Fairfax County Police invent something they call a "car", insist one must wear Nazi helmet to make it work

Yeah, that about sums it up

Bored Chief of Fairfax County Police arrests himself after posting and collecting reward

Why Walmart won't hire the average cop

Why Walmart won't hire the average cop

Why Walmart won't hire the average cop

Why Walmart won't hire the average cop

Why Walmart won't hire the average cop

Why Walmart won't hire the average cop

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up

Fairfax County Police introduce new squad car

Wait a minute, wait a goddamn minute...is that...naw...couldn't be....wait a minute

"Get away from me you creep, or I swear to God I'll smack you right across your fuck'n face, I swear to God"

Fairfax County Police "Woman" writes love note to car she mistook for possible mate

Fairfax County cop in fight with Sharon Boluva "We paid you're ass now do what you're told"

Cops sleep here actually

Fairfax County Police and todays word is "latent"

As we’ve been saying…they have way too much time on their hands, too much money and there to many of them without enough to do

As we’ve been saying…they have way too much time on their hands, too much money and there to many of them and not enough to do

Harassment of citizen by visiting Fairfax County police continues

Hello

The weekly idiot report...or why Walmart won't hire these people