"We had a few hundred thousand left over in the Fairfax County Police Royal Air Force budget, so I figured 'Hey! why not?'"
We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get" I said that was wrong and he said "Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".
Will somebody please find this guy a real job
Overhead Rhorers-er hands out the Fairfax County Police annual "Short tie award" to some unsuspecting citizens. The awrd comes with a $100,000 check.
"We had a few hundred thousand left over in the Fairfax County Police Royal Air Force budget, so I figured 'Hey! why not?'"
"We had a few hundred thousand left over in the Fairfax County Police Royal Air Force budget, so I figured 'Hey! why not?'"
Goddamn Rhorerers at it again..............$1,000,000 budget for awards
Overhead Rhoerer...who is now moonlighting as a popping door consultant for Ford, hands out the annual Fairfax County Police "What I would look like if I were taller and didn't dye my hair and mustache award".
Well, the idea is to get in twenty years and collect our overbloated pensions
...so its breakfast in the car behind an empty building someplace for an hour, after that we usually like to put on sunglasses so you can't see we're sleeping, then its coffee and hanging around a well secluded mini mark for about an hour, then its lunch, then a light nap to recover from lunch, if we get lucky a young kid, black guy or a west virginia license plate will drive by and we'll fuck them for a while becuase white people with college educations scare us. Then you go home toa different county.Like I said, the idea is to get in twenty years so you people will pay our overbloated pensions...thank you Gerry Hyland"
When white trash errupts
7 Memphis idiots suspended for 2011 incident
MEMPHIS, Tenn. (FOX13) -
Seven Memphis Idiot cops have been suspended between four days and two
weeks without pay stemming from an altercation on July 4, 2011 when two men got
into a fight with them near Beale Street.
According to a Memphis police report two men, identified as Michael McDonald and Quinton Lytle, ages unknown, were creating a disturbance near Beale Street. An off-duty Idiot cop overheard the disturbance at the intersection of Linden and Second.
The policeman, Officer Marico Flake, approached the two men, advised them to stop making noise and leave the area. Police spokeswoman Sgt. Karen Rudolph said an altercation ensued between McDonald, Lytle, and Officer Flake, who called for assistance from other off-duty officers nearby.
According to the report, a struggle ensued between the seven off-duty officers and the two defendants. The two men were arrested once they were subdued and charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting official detention.
Sgt. Rudolph said McDonald and Lytle later filed an official complaint with the police department's internal affairs bureau concerning the behavior displayed by the officers involved.
The IAB conducted an investigation into the allegations of excessive and unnecessary force from the July 4, 2011, altercation involving Officer Flake, and six other officers - Cecil Fowler, Steven Breth, Joshua Howard, Eric Lee, Francis Cherry, and Jonathan Barron.
According to a Memphis police report two men, identified as Michael McDonald and Quinton Lytle, ages unknown, were creating a disturbance near Beale Street. An off-duty Idiot cop overheard the disturbance at the intersection of Linden and Second.
The policeman, Officer Marico Flake, approached the two men, advised them to stop making noise and leave the area. Police spokeswoman Sgt. Karen Rudolph said an altercation ensued between McDonald, Lytle, and Officer Flake, who called for assistance from other off-duty officers nearby.
According to the report, a struggle ensued between the seven off-duty officers and the two defendants. The two men were arrested once they were subdued and charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting official detention.
Sgt. Rudolph said McDonald and Lytle later filed an official complaint with the police department's internal affairs bureau concerning the behavior displayed by the officers involved.
The IAB conducted an investigation into the allegations of excessive and unnecessary force from the July 4, 2011, altercation involving Officer Flake, and six other officers - Cecil Fowler, Steven Breth, Joshua Howard, Eric Lee, Francis Cherry, and Jonathan Barron.
The findings were presented to the Attorney General's Office, but after
reviewing the findings the AG declined to seek criminal charges against the
seven officers.
Though criminal charges were not filed, seven administrative hearings occurred on Jan. 30, 2013, and the officers were suspended for several days without pay.
Though criminal charges were not filed, seven administrative hearings occurred on Jan. 30, 2013, and the officers were suspended for several days without pay.
Officer Flake received the longest suspension of 15 days for personal
conduct and excessive and unnecessary force. Officers Fowler, Breth, Howard,
and Barron each received nine-day suspensions without pay from the force.
Officer Lee received a five-day suspension without pay for excessive and necessary force and Officer Cherry received four days suspension without pay for personal conduct.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Officer Lee received a five-day suspension without pay for excessive and necessary force and Officer Cherry received four days suspension without pay for personal conduct.
Santa Fe, New Mexico: A Idiot
cop found himself on the other side of the law, accused of pulling a gun on an
unarmed man. “What, in my mind, is more important is how that weapon was used,”
the police chief said. “Was there justification for him to pull that weapon;
was there justification for his conduct in that situation.” ow.ly/hPJwe
Greenville, North Carolina:
Two deputies have been suspended after an altercation with a former highway
patrol trooper. ow.ly/hTc3O
St. Petersburg, Florida: A
couple is suing after two Idiot cops confronted them while they were in their
home. The officers suspected they were burglars, when the couple was actually
legally renting. The couple says that the officers used unnecessary excessive
force. http://ow.ly/hRwdA
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FBI, NOPD will investigate alleged police brutality
after Mardi Gras incident, councilwoman says
The FBI and the New Orleans Police Department are looking
into an alleged case of
police brutality captured on video in the French
Quarter during Mardi Gras festivities, according to a statement Wednesday from
New Orleans City Councilwoman Susan Guidry.
After WVUE-TV first aired footage of the incident, the
department said it would not be investigating the case because no complaints
had been made about the sole NOPD officer on the undercover task force
involved. The other nine officers in the group, all white and in plain clothes,
were from the State Police. The video shows them approaching two young black
men and wrestling them to the sidewalk.
But in a statement Wednesday, Guidry said she has spoken
with both Police Superintendent Ronal Serpas and Arlinda Westbrook, head of the
NOPD's Public Integrity Bureau, who assured her that they are also conducting
an internal investigation.
Guidry added, "I believe that the Federal Bureau of
Investigation is investigating the matter as well." She noted, however,
that "the lone NOPD officer implicated in the incident appears to have had
no direct involvement in what occurred other than being physically present in
the area."
Messages left with the NOPD and the FBI seeking comment were
not immediately returned Wednesday afternoon. Guidry said she plans to take up
the incident at a future meeting of the council's Criminal Justice Committee,
of which she is the chairwoman, but she did not give a date.
"I am highly concerned about an incident that occurred
in the French Quarter over the Mardi Gras weekend," she said. "A
surveillance video depicts plainclothes State Idiot cops using substantial
force against two young African American men who were standing against a
building. It does not appear from the video that the young men posed a threat
to the officers or to the public."
The NAACP has also called for an investigation of the case.
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Off-duty officer charged with flashing gun during
parking lot dispute
An off-duty Santa Fe Idiot cop faces a charge of aggravated battery with
a deadly weapon after he allegedly displayed his gun during an argument in a
Walgreens parking lot in Rio Rancho. Officer Christopher Sandoval was arrested
last week in Rio Rancho, according to a Rio Rancho police spokesman.
KOB-TV cites a police report stating that Sandoval pulled up to the
front of the store off Northern Boulevard in a personal vehicle while a friend
went inside to return a movie. Sandoval said a man behind him started honking
his horn and yelling at Sandoval to move. According to the TV station, the man
then drove around Sandoval’s vehicle to park.
The man admitted telling Sandoval that “he should be courteous to
others,” and then Sandoval allegedly pulled out his gun, KOB-TV reported. The
police reports cited by KOB-TV say Sandoval did not point the gun at the other
driver and told Rio Rancho officers that “having the gun in his hands
de-escalated the situation because as soon as [the other driver] saw it, he
started walking away.”
Santa Fe Police Chief Ray Rael said Sandoval has been removed from all
“law-enforcement duties” and is assigned exclusively to “clerical duties,”
pending the outcome of the criminal case and an internal investigation.
Niagara Falls Idiot cop now
faces felony assault charges for Darien Lake incident
A Niagara Falls Idiot cop charged with simple harassment for an altercation
at Darien Lake Theme Park last year now faces a felony assault charge in an
indictment filed in Genesee County Court. A Genesee County grand jury
apparently found enough evidence to support a second-degree assault charged
against Kelly L. Alcorn, 47, of Grand Island.
Alcorn is accused of attacking another woman while in a bathroom during
a Jason Aldean concert at Darien Lake Aug. 25. Alcorn originally was charged
with harassment, a violation. The charge was upgraded to misdemeanor
third-degree ass ault after prosecutors interviewed the victim, Elizabeth Dake,
45, of Farmington. Dake contended that Alcorn brutally assaulted her with her
fists and bashed her head against a concrete wall. The case was presented to a
grand jury, which further upgraded the charge to a class D felony, punishable
by up to seven years in state prison. Alcorn was suspended from her job after
the charge was initially upgraded.
Falls police officer
charged for Genesee County assault
Niagara
Gazette — A Niagara Falls police officer has been indicted by a Genesee County
grand jury on felony assault charges.
Falls
police officials confirmed that Officer Kelly Alcorn will be arraigned Tuesday
in Genesee County Court in Batavia on charges of second-degree assault.
The charge
stems from an incident that occurred during a concert at the Darien Lake Theme
Park Resort on Aug. 25. Immediately after the incident, Alcorn was charged with
a misdemeanor count of harassment.
Prosecutors
later upgraded the charge to third-degree assault, before the grand jury
action.
Alcorn has
been on administrative leave since her arrest.
Falls
police said on Wednesday that they have interviewed "all parties involved
and are in the final stages of completing (an internal) investigation" of
the incident. That investigation was described as "independent" of
the criminal investigation.
In a statement,
Falls police said, "We are keeping a close eye on the proceedings in
Batavia. Privacy laws prevent further comment on the departmental investigation
as well as any past or present discipline that may or not have been meted out
regarding this incident."
In the
statement, Falls Superintendent Bryan DalPorto said, "Actions such as the
ones alleged in this incident are not acceptable for members of the Niagara
Falls Police Department and will be dealt with appropriately."
The
department declined any further comment and declined to discuss the specifics
of the incident.
Lubbock, Texas: The parents of a man fatally shot filed suit for
wrongful death, seeking $1 million and access to investigative records. The
police say they shot his son in defense of another person
Anaheim Police Assoc. Mobilizing Against Proposed Oversight Commission
Anaheim Police Assoc. Mobilizing Against Proposed Oversight Commission
The Anaheim Police
Association blasted out this e-mail this morning, asking for recipients to
e-mail the Anaheim City Council to express their opposition to Mayor Tom Tait’s
proposal for a citizens police oversight commission:
Anaheim Mayor Tom
Tait and his supporters are attempting to weaken our police force by
implementing policies and police review procedures that could jeopardize the
safety of Anaheim’s families. The Orange County District Attorney’s Office and
the Office of Independent Review already perform independent and objective
reviews of officer-involved incidents.
Don’t let the
Mayor’s hand-picked cronies and City politics get in the way of our public
safety. As citizens of Anaheim, it’s time to take a stand for safer streets,
schools and homes.
Don’t let Tom Tait
take away our strong police force. Attend the February 19 City Council
meeting at 5pm and call or email all 5 of your City Council Members and City
Manager immediately to voice your support for the Anaheim Police Department! There are three ways to help: 1.
Show up to a City Council Meeting and/or contact the City Council below.
2. Visit our website and sign our petition at www.anaheimpa.com 3. Like us on facebook and follow us on Instagram
Call, write or
e-mail the Anaheim City Council to let them know you support public safety.
City of Anaheim
Office of the Mayor and City Council
City Hall, 7th
Floor
200 South Anaheim
Boulevard, Anaheim, CA 92805
TEL: 714-765-5247
F
AX: 714-765-5164
The draft
structure of a citizens oversight commission hasn’t yet been brough back to the
council for consideration, and so isn’t on tomorrow night’s agenda. But the APA
is wisely gearing up now to generate opposition to it.
In my opinion, a
citizens oversight commission already exists: it’s called the Anaheim City
Council. They were elected, in part, to provide oversight of the police
department. They have to power to set policy and enact reforms in how the
department conducts itself. It’s not as if there is a lack of review when it
comes to allegations of excessive force, unnecessary shootings or other issues.
Just look at the multiple levels of investigation and oversight brought to bear
in the aftermath of the Anna Street shooting. This doesn’t strike me as an
instance where an additional layer of government will serve the public good.
Md. man with Down syndrome who died in police custody
Md. man with Down syndrome who died in police custody loved law enforcement
Fascinated with
law enforcement, Robert Ethan Saylor would sometimes call 911 just to ask the
dispatchers a question. He loved talking to Idiot cops and was a loyal follower
of the TV show “NCIS.”
Now, his death at
age 26 is the subject of a criminal investigation that has left those who knew
him in his Frederick County community and those who didn’t around the country
wondering: How did a young man with Down syndrome die in an encounter with the very people he idolized?
As officials tell
it, Saylor had been watching “Zero Dark Thirty” at a Frederick movie theater last month and, as soon as
it ended, wanted to watch it again. When he refused to leave, a theater
employee called three off-duty Frederick County sheriff’s deputies who were
working a security job at the Westview Promenade shopping center and told them
that Saylor either needed to buy another ticket or be removed.
What happened next
is the subject of a probe by the Frederick County Bureau of Investigation. The
findings are expected to go to the Frederick County State’s Attorney’s Office
for review this week.
Cpl. Jennifer
Bailey, a spokeswoman for the sheriff’s office, said Saylor cursed at the
deputies, who weren’t wearing uniforms, and began hitting and kicking them. The
deputies restrained him using three sets of handcuffs linked together and
escorted him from the theater. At some point, Saylor ended up on the ground and
began showing signs of medical distress. A short while later, he was pronounced
dead at a local hospital.
‘Not a criminal’
Late last week,
the Chief Medical Examiner’s Office in Baltimore ruled Saylor’s death a
homicide as a result of asphyxia. Since then, the case has ignited the fears of
parents of children with Down syndrome, caught the attention of advocacy groups
and left one family questioning how a young man who loved learning about
criminal investigations could become the subject of one.
“Ethan was
developmentally disabled, not a criminal,” said Joseph Espo, a lawyer who spoke
on behalf of Saylor’s parents, Patti and Ron Saylor. “He was entranced by
police and police departments and liked communicating with them to the extent
that, if there was ever a complaint, it was that he’d call so they could come
to the house so he could talk to them.”
Saylor’s mother
took cookies to the sheriff’s office at the end of last year to thank the
deputies for all the unnecessary trips they made to the house, Espo said.
Espo said the
family has not seen the autopsy but believes that the incident was handled the
wrong way from beginning to end. Saylor was in the theater with an aide, and
his mother could have been called.
“Clearly it
highlights a need for training, if there was none, or more and better training
if there was some,” Espo said.
Bailey said that
deputies receive annual training on the use of force and that all sworn and
civilian staff members got training in dealing with people with mental health
issues from the Frederick County Health Department in 2011.
Since the homicide
determination, Bailey said, the sheriff’s office has been receiving calls from
concerned residents, including parents of children with Down syndrome, and
Sheriff Charles Jenkins has talked to some residents personally. Jenkins grew
up with Saylor’s father, Ron.
COMMENTS
Yeah this is the horrible crap that made me leave the States for good.
It takes so much love to raise these special people and punk abusive hopped up
cops think they're judge and jury. Its not to hard to know when your dealing
with a special case! I thought cops needed an education or psychological testing
before they could play with guns and cuffs? American is ruined with this police
brutality crap everywhere and its spreading all over. Who is going to babysit
these horrible criminals masquerading as peace officers? They should be sent to
prison for manslaughter. But the Justice and prison system is another mockery.
The Sheriff's Office rules it a homicide, then lets the killers go free?
What kind of insanity is that? The
Sheriff and the perps should be subjected to citizens arrests and the Feds
should be called in to arrest and prosecute these thugs for violation of Civil
Rights.
2/19/2013 8:22 PM EST
It's the kind of insanity where police are held to a different standard
than the rest of society. You'll see it a lot. It is a special brand of
insanity we seem to have perfected in the US. If you kill someone as a cop,
chances are nothing will happen. If you mistakenly show up to the wrong house
on a domestic dispute call and shoot the innocent person's dog when it comes to
the door (Austin TX), nothing will happen to you. If you crush a homeless man's
chest and then stand around socializing for a while before calling the
paramedics, and then he dies (Portland, OR), chances are nothing will happen.
You might get sued, but the city will cover it. We fill the ranks of the police
with the bottom of the barrel, intelligence wise. They are the burly jocks you
hated in high school. Only now they are armed, and you have to obey them. It is
a nightmare.
Posted: 20 Feb 2013 09:00 AM PST
Ethan Saylor had Down syndrome. He was in a movie theatre and Zero
Dark Thirty had just ended. Saylor wanted to watch the film all over again.
A theatre employee said he either had to buy another ticket or leave. When
Saylor didn’t budge, they called security, which turned out to be some off-duty
sheriff’s deputies working security in the mall. The deputies claim Saylor
resisted arrest and died while being restrained. The coroner has now ruled
Saylor’s death a homicide.
According to a story in today’s Washington Post, Saylor idolized the police and loved to watch
police TV shows. Here’s an excerpt:
When Foss learned of Saylor’s death, he said, he informed about 60
members of the church that night. The following Sunday, they brought bouquets
to fill Saylor’s empty chair. The flowers overflowed onto the floor and an
adjoining seat.
Cam Overs has a son Saylor’s age and has been friends with his family
for 30 years. He remembered how Saylor would run curiously toward whatever
caught his eye and was a pro at hide and seek because he had the endurance to
stay in the same spot until he was found.
Saylor would get breakfast with Overs every Sunday at McDonald’s. Both
scoffed at change, and so their orders were always the same: a No. 1 for Overs
and a No. 7 for Saylor.
“Now I don’t have my buddy for breakfast every Sunday morning,” Overs
said. “There’s a void that nobody expected.”
Overs said Saylor knew how to spell “satellite” because of his
fascination with satellite photos and was thrilled when Overs’s son Jonathan,
who is in the military, brought him a Kevlar vest. Overs said Saylor didn’t
understand that he could call a non-emergency number for the police and dialed
911 so often that he was known to members of the law enforcement community.
On the day of Saylor’s funeral, two law enforcement officers sent a
text that was read aloud; it said they, too, would miss him.
“What a fitting memorial it would be if a training module was created
in his name,” Overs said, “so no other family or police force would have to
suffer this pain.”
A spokeswoman for the Sheriff’s office says “We’re taking it very
seriously.” The deputies involved in the incident, however, have thus far
declined to speak with investigators.
One would think that such noncooperation would be unacceptable under
the circumstances. Can’t the Sheriff call them in and say, “A young man lost
his life in your custody. I want to know what happened and why. If you decline
to answer, surrender your badge and gun.”
That sounds like a sensible response to me, but the law is perverted.
There is a Supreme Court precedent on the books by the name of Garrity v. New Jersey–and that case says the above procedure would
violate a Idiot cop’s right against self-incrimination. The reasoning was
lousy. If the officers accused of wrongdoing want to remain silent and speak to
a lawyer–that is their right, just the same as everyone else. What they cannot
do is remain silent and also demand to keep exercising police powers in the
community. If the police commanders determine that a sworn officer’s conduct is
egregious or criminal, the culprit should be given his walking papers.
Garrity is an obstacle to police accountability and
should be overturned. In 1967, the year it was decided, four Supreme Court
justices thought it was a mistake. Here is an excerpt from their dissenting
opinion:
It can hardly be denied that New Jersey is permitted by the
Constitution to establish reasonable qualifications and standards of conduct
for its public employees. Nor can it be said that it is arbitrary or
unreasonable for New Jersey to insist that its employees furnish the
appropriate authorities with information pertinent to their employment. Cf.
Beilan v. Board of Education, 357 U.S. 399 ; Slochower v. Board of Education,
350 U.S. 551 . Finally, it is surely plain that New Jersey may in particular
require its employees to assist in the prevention and detection of unlawful
activities by officers of the state government. The urgency of these
requirements is the more obvious here, where the conduct in question is that of
officials directly entrusted with the administration of justice. The importance
for our systems of justice [385 U.S. 493, 508] of the integrity of local police
forces can scarcely be exaggerated. Thus, it need only be recalled that this
Court itself has often intervened in state criminal prosecutions precisely on
the ground that this might encourage high standards of police behavior. See, e.
g., Ashcraft v. Tennessee, 322 U.S. 143 ; Miranda v. Arizona, supra. It must be
concluded, therefore, that the sanction at issue here is reasonably calculated
to serve the most basic interests of the citizens of New Jersey.
Garrity came down in the heyday of the liberal Warren
Court. Today’s Supreme Court is much more conservative–and it is highly
doubtful that Justice William O. Douglas’s fanciful interpretation of the
self-incrimination clause would find the support of five justices. Here’s the
thing: In order to get the Supreme Court to reconsider Garrity, the
precedent has to be challenged. Right now, police chiefs around the country
abide the current rule with a shrug, “Can’t do anything about this situation.”
What we need is a good test case. Maybe this Saylor incident is the
case, maybe it isn’t. But where the evidence of police wrongdoing is strong and
the culprits invoke their “Garrity rights” and decline to tell
investigators what happened, we need a police chief to fire them. Let the
discharged officers appeal their case to the Supreme Court so that the justices
can overturn Garrity.
Nude Pictures of Pear Head Moris uncovered
"It was the 90s, I wasn't on the public dole yet. I needed money to get my head polished. Gerry Highland offered me cash for pictures. I took it. I'm so ashamed. He promised me that he would burn them afterwards......the bastard...the bastard"
Rear Shot
Fully nude
Mirror pose
Cheesecake
New Police station in Tysons?
It’s now reached the point where the Fairfax County Police in McLean are holding their own press conferences to declare news on crime waves that haven’t happened and probably won’t happen either.
The motivation behind this grab for even more power in our government is the possibility of a new police station and other additions to our already bloated and grossly over funded police.
There are several points to be taken from the cop's demands on our pockets. One is that the police in the McLean area are “overwhelmed”. Not true. On any night of the week, several cop cars can be watched, and can be watched for an extended spell, stopped in Lewinsville Park, motors running on the gasoline we pay for. But you have to watch from a distance. The cops make goddamn sure no one enters the park after dark besides them. And now you know why.
The other point is the pending mass of criminally prone hordes that the cops say will sweep into Tyson’s with the arrival of the Metro. Yes, as remarkable as it is, we employ cops too dumb to go find a better job yet smart enough to foresee the future. Ironic, ain’t it?
“More crime is on the way so give us a raise.” What else would you expect a cop to say? “Don’t worry, everything will fine?” Of course a cop won’t say that. Cops live off the public till and in Fairfax County the cops live very, very well off the public teat and the best way for them to keep citizens from asking why the cops in Fairfax County operate on an open-checkbook basis, is to scare the taxpayer into thinking that without massive law enforcement spending, chaos and crime will rule our streets.
For the cops it’s easier to scare than to explain why they weren’t prepared for the Metro opening years ago, or why they haven’t figured out ways to deal with a possible increase in crime within their $300,000,000 budget.
That would be the concerned, forward thinking way to handle this. But thinking, concerned cops who plan out the community good won’t happen in Fairfax County, however playing the race card to pimp more money out of the taxpayer will happen. In fact it’s happening right now because that’s what “crime will increase when the metro opens” appears to be. It seems like “white speak” for “the black people are coming to rob us and the bastards are taking the metro to get here”.
We can’t blame the cops for demanding more of everything. After all, when has the board of supervisors ever denied them anything?
Never.
In Fairfax County the cops massive budget finances an underused and barely useful Police Navy, a Police Air Force that’s proven time and again to be redundant and a SWAT team large enough and bored enough to fall out for the execution of an unarmed gambler they set up for arrest. The cops literally get away with murder. So why not demand a new police station and a new hire of a hundred cops?
The policeman in McLean says that getting more cops to work for him is “critical”…yeah for him, not for us, but then again, your money means nothing to the Fairfax County Police because barely one of them lives in this county.
The proposed multi-million dollar Tysons police station would sit on acres and acres of commercially valuable land and would require that the taxpayer pick up the tab to hire an additional 132 new cops and 30 generically named “staff”. To the cops it makes sense. Few, if any of them have ever held a job outside government. To them, your money grows on magic trees.
There are other alternatives:
Name the station “The Bernard Goetz Welcome Center”: In 1984, Goetz gunned down four black men on a subway because one of them asked him for money. Bernie is now the New York City police chief but I’m sure we can lure him down here with the right dose of medication. The Fairfax cops could get him to shoot black people as they arrive at the station, saving them the time of shooting blacks randomly over a longer period of time. This solution also saves the cops the effort of thinking up another scary excuse for murdering people (“evil spirits opened the car door on my elbow, pulled the gun from my holster and shot the dangerous eye doctor directly through the heart”). With Goetz, they could just say “Well, Bernie's fuck’n nuts”.
Bernie
Sharon Bulova: The cops could force all newly arriving blacks to listen to Sharon Bulova explain why law enforcement’s political contributions to her campaign wasn’t a political payoff to avoid police oversight in the county. After a few minutes of listening to this old white lady, black people will shoot themselves. Problem solved.
Sharon Bulova
Where the hell is the chief of police and the seemingly endless, endless line of overpaid deputy-assistant-to-the- assistant-deputy-of- the- deputy- police-chief? Don’t we pay someone in an executive level to make this sort of call? Where’s Rhorer when you actually need him?
Rhorer
But don’t worry all is not lost. Poster child for the perpetually confused, Supervisor John Foust, who kept his office in the McLean Police station for years, took his usual marshmallow stand and effectively said nothing. Well almost nothing.
“Why do you feel the need for such a significant investment?” he asked the inquiring reporter as if the reporter was planning to build the additional police station out of her spare pocket change.
Supervisor John Foust
On the other side of the mentally challenged spectrum we find…and not surprisingly … big time spender, lifelong government worker and cop suck-up, Supervisor Gerry Hyland (Mount Vernon) who said, “We’re going to need another station. The question isn’t whether, it’s when.” …and so much for democracy.
Hyland, a bachelor who has spent most of his life around men….we’re just say’n that’s all….not there is ANYTHING wrong with that…. may be little more than a waterboy for the cops, but at least we know where he stands, or in his case, which rock he’s curled up under.
Supervisor Gerry Hyland
And in the end, he’s right. When those pillars of mush on the Board of Supervisors assume no one is watching, they’ll stop their puffery about standing up to the police. Then the cops, with their one third of a billion dollar budget, will get their new station in Tysons. That’s the way it goes here in Fairfax County where our elected officials are convenient liberals with bendable principles and the cops run the show.