To all staff:
As of immediately and that means, like, right now, you are no longer to offer me a High Five. It isn’t funny. Many people in American and other states, like Canada and that other one …the one with the Mexican food…you know…..oh…..Arizona…..suffer from being “Height challenged”. I also want to put to rest…that means, like, stop, this …is it vicious or vivacious?…well anyway, this…its vivacious, this vivacious rumor that I’m so short you can see my feet on my driver’s license…that is essentially more or less not true, kinda.
Anonymous blogger
Wait, I mean Chief David Rhorer-er
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