Fairfax County Police Watch

We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get" I said that was wrong and he said "Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".

A step in the right direction: Fairfax police fire gunman in the David Masters killing

Cops hold YET ANOTHER award ceremony this one in the middle of an auction

National Police Misconduct report

Police misconduct

Idiots at work

Introducing the latest edition of the Fairfax County Air Force...no joke, they actually have an air force..we need ESL teachers and they have an airforce

Good! Now this is progress

Well done, good work

Fairfax County Police Unveil New Bathrooms, electronic media outraged they can't go for a ride along

Introducing "Catch a Cop"

Idiots at work. The Fairfax County Police

Fairfax County Policeman found randomly stopping people to help him remember where he lives

Yet ANOTHER AWARD The annual "I'm a waiter and feel you deserve this award"

Bored Fairfax County Police hold "Flash picnic"

Okay, once again...they have to much time on their hands, to much money, are bloated in their number and don't have enough to do

Fairfax County Police worried that new gun law might make it a fair fight for citizens

Idiots at work

$200,000,000 a year to the Fairfax County Police to combat the crime scene on our many lakes

Give me the calendar or I'll shoot you. I'm a Fairfax County cop, I'll get away with it

Fairfax County Police Officer Sarah Hunt Voted "Hottest Chick on the Force"

Idiots at work

What's wrong with this picture?

Idiots at work

"and that's Fairfax County, if you go there the cops will arrest you for DWB, driving while black"

chief gets and or gives yet ANOTHER AWARD from a tall guy

Fairfax County Police Woman holds impromptu press conference to deny she is the bear recently spotted in Great Falls

Chief hands out the Big fuck'n check award" to celebrate bilking the county out of another $200,000,000

Chief awards "The Stupid White Trash Award to cop who most wants to look either like, me, the chief, or the lead singer from Queen award"

Chief threatens to arrest garden club for not letting him join

I am not short, its just that they make these speaker things bigger now days, like, ah,like TV sets...you know? Cause like there all bigger and ....um

chief announces second annual The 3rd Big Fuck'n Plate Award Ceremony

Fairfax County Police SWAT team annouce new "Eye doctor hunting season"

Black guy and his white girlfriend spotted in county, Fairfax County Police give chase

Chief Roarerer gives maitre d award for getting him a table

Fairfax County Police Fire starters...on sale now