Welcome

 

WHAT WE DO

Welcome to the Fairfax County Police Department. The Department’s vision is to do whatever there hell we want or at least as much as we can away with.  We provide  minimal ethical leadership  and work to improve our closed cop culture. We strive to preserve the sanctity of all human life, as long as people are watching and to keep pace through intimidation. To visit the Chief's Page, click the "Learn More" link below.