Never tell a writer with an MFA "Go ahead say one more fucking thing" because they will

WE CALLED THE FAIRFAX COUNTY POLICE FOR HELP....THE PUNKS THEY SENT THREATENED TO ARREST US. 

ONE COP TELLS MY WIFE THAT IF SHE KEEPS CRYING HE'LL ARREST HER AND THE OTHER COP, LA FORGE (OR SOMETHING liked that) SAYS TO ME "YOU CALL THE POLICE THIS WHAT YOU GET" I SAID THAT WAS WRONG AND HE SAID "GO AHEAD, SAY MORE FUCK'N THING PRICK" AND I THOUGHT "WELL IF YOU INSIST".