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 BUT REMEMBER THE SECRET PASSWORD…    “I thought he was reaching for a gun!”

How the Oakland Police Woke a Man to Kill Him.

Still, it happened in Oakland, CA, and a member of the Oakland Police Department pulled the trigger. That is worthy of note, as OPD is still, after eleven years, under a Federal Monitor and a Federal Judge for both egregious acts of criminality and racism and just as blatant and violent civil rights violations.

In the early morning hours of June 7th, 2015, for reasons still unknown, a car with a lone driver and no passengers pulled to the side of the I 580 westbound Lake Merritt exit ramp. And the driver fell asleep - or became otherwise unconscious. The Fire Department was tasked to investigate; upon doing so, and noticing that a gun was visible on the passenger seat, they called in the Oakland Police.

The police first tried to wake the man using a loudspeaker or bullhorn, to no avail. Their next tactic was to fire bean-bag rounds at the windows of the BMW. That did not roust the man either. Then one or more officers approached the passenger side and smashed in that window with a metal rod. This may or may not have begun to wake the man up, the details are unclear.

What is clear is that some minutes later the same or another group of officers approached the vehicle and the man had become, or was becoming conscious. One officer shot him with a taser and at approximately the same time another shot him with her service revolver. The lawyer for the officer who fired the live ammunition has claimed that his client saw him making a motion with his arm towards the gun on the passenger seat, so she fired, fearing for her life.

He was then taken to the county hospital and pronounced dead.

His name was Demouria Hogg. He had three children.

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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any Paddy cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!

Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop.

License And registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Irish Garda says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the fuck out of the lawyer with it and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

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