There's a police problem in Fairfax County?

Hi! I'm John Faust...and yep, I'm a weasel!

I was now aware that there is a police problem in Fairfax County. I've been hiding under my desk and its really hard to hear things down there.

Anyway, I'm up for reelection to the bored of supervisors where I hope to spend another four years avoiding any issues that involve the cops murdering people, handing out millions in law suits and framing innocent people.

JOHN FAUST....................BECAUSE EVEN A GUTLESS WEASEL NEEDS A JOB