We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get"
I said that was wrong and he said
"Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".
NUMBER OF LESBIANS ON FAIRFAX COUNTY POLICE FORCE AT RECORD HIGH.
In other news, this cop announced today that she, (we assume) is going to start wearing better fitting clothes.
