Christopher Pagano, 41, was
finally arrested in January as police identified him as the man who had
apparently been roaming the Mayfair neighborhood of Philadelphia for several
weeks exposing his genitals while lovingly fondling a hunk of Swiss cheese
("cheese-accessorized" genitals, wrote a Philadelphia Daily News
reporter). The case was broken when a 2012 victim recalled a "Swiss cheese
pervert" in the Philadelphia area and searched for him on the Internet,
locating a man who rhapsodized as much about cheese as about having sex.
"I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky
(complexions)," the man (Pagano) wrote. "(G)irls are soft,
smooth-feeling, and tend to like dairy products more." [Philly.com,
1-20-2014; Philadelphia Daily News, 1-31- 2014]