The Fairfax County cops are painting a car
with distracting sentences and parking it near a busy road to stop drivers from
being distracted.
This leads us to the question…..does it
get….could it possibly get..…more white trashy than this? People, we have got to elect someone to the
Board of Supervisors who will take charge the morons at the police department,
I mean, my God, what’s next? Mandatory
incest? Regulation flower planters in old tires on our front lawns?
It’s terrible to pick on the mouth
breathers I know, and yes, understandably most cops on the Fairfax County
police force probably have an abandoned car on cinder blocks in their drive way
in Loudon County so printed cars make sense to them and yes, were in Dixie, but
Good Lord, can we at least try to pretend
were not? I mean….printed cars?
I’m going to write this next sentence
slowly so as not to confuse the cops: A car
covered in anti-drinking- and-driving sentences will not decrease the vast
number of idiots who drive around drunk. They’re too drunk to read the notes
side of the car and attention deficit drivers are too busy to read it.
The cops say that it’s okay for this idiocy
to happen because the printing cost is being covered by Transurban, the people
who operate the 495 Express Lanes. You
want stop crime? Arrest those shameless money hungry pricks.
Start there and work your way up to
finding the missing files in the John Geer shooting case then you’ll have the credibility
to tell other people about obeying law.
We would rather live with drunk and distracted driver than with a police
force that guns down unarmed citizens.