Will somebody please find this guy a real job

Overhead Rhorers-er hands out the Fairfax County Police annual "Short tie award" to some unsuspecting citizens. The awrd comes with a $100,000 check.




"We had a few hundred thousand left over in the Fairfax County Police Royal Air Force budget, so I figured 'Hey! why not?'"

 

Goddamn Rhorerers at it again..............$1,000,000 budget for awards

Overhead Rhoerer...who is now moonlighting as a popping door consultant for Ford, hands out the annual Fairfax County Police "What I would look like if I were taller and didn't dye my hair and mustache award".


Well, the idea is to get in twenty years and collect our overbloated pensions


...so its breakfast in the car behind an empty building someplace for an hour, after that we usually like to put on sunglasses so you can't see we're sleeping, then its coffee and hanging around a well secluded mini mark for about an hour, then its lunch, then a light nap to recover from lunch, if we get lucky a young kid, black guy or a west virginia license plate will drive by and we'll fuck them for a while becuase white people with college educations scare us. Then you go home toa different county.Like I said, the idea is to get in twenty years so you people will pay our overbloated pensions...thank you Gerry Hyland"