We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get"
I said that was wrong and he said
"Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".
Fairfax County Police finally run out awards to give each other
THIS YEARS WINNER
OF
THE PRESTIGIOUS
"WHITE PLASTIC BUCKET THING FROM WALMART"
AWARD
THE FAIRFAX COUNTY POLICE:
WE GIVE OUT AWARDS BECAUSE, HEY, ITS NOT OUR MONEY SO WHY NOT?
