And now a word for Supreme Commander of Overhead and unneeded expense, Chief Rhoererer-er
Just a while ago Carl Biggs’, a Fairfax County
cop, was accused of with making up a report about his cruiser having been
struck by a hit-and-run driver. Biggs’ cruiser was the only car involved
in the May crash in Annandale. His car hit a utility pole on Gallows Road.
Oh sure, I know what some people are saying
“Another piece of lying white trash makes gets hired by the Fairfax County
Police, fire him!”
But I say no, and trust me, I know a lot about
white trash. I say we promote Carl Bigg to police chief and I say this for
several reasons. The firstly reason is the guy acting a police chief wears a
ridiculous hat. I don’t care if it does fit the shape of his head it’s still a
ridiculous hat.
Second firstly, promoting cops accused of
having a complete contempt for the truth and for the law is what we do in
Fairfax County.
Why look at me….and yes, we prefer the term
little people….but anyway….when I was chief the police the cop murdered an eye
doctor for gambling. And that wasn’t easy. First we had to set him up on the
charges and then we had to call the SWAT team to shoot him dead…….do you have
any idea how difficult it is to get the SWAT team to stop sitting around
watching TV and eating pizza and actually go out and murder someone?
Then we gunned down a guy with mental health
issues because he stole a plant. We won’t tolerate plant stealing.
We set up an innocent man on child molestation
charges even though we knew the witness against him was lying.
After that we arrested a guy for not
wearing clothes when he made coffee in his house….we actually had the time,
money and man power to that.
And it goes on and on but the point is despite
that all that of this I was promoted to Chief of Axis powers or whatever I am,
I forget. In competence pays and it pays very well here in Fairfax County.
So for those reasons I say we promote Mr. Bigg to
Chief of police…..the boy’s got potential.
