We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get"
I said that was wrong and he said
"Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".
Fairfax County Cops starts "That's Gerry with a G" Hyland Club
"I figure Gerry is always bending over to help us .....so...uh....what was I talking about?"
