We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get" I said that was wrong and he said "Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".
Rhorerer imposter said to be roaming the county
A man, a little hairy man, is said to be roaming the county telling people he is chief of police Rhorererer and is handing out awards at random. He is said to be armed with a public checkbook and is willing to use it.
"He burst in" said one homeowner and said "I am very much the Rhorerer man and I want very much to give you an award, very much" and he did.....I feel so...so used and dirty"
The homeowner reported the man smelled kinda like curry. Chief Rhorerer commented that "I have not used curry as a colgne in at least three years, so it wasn't me. The new phone books are out so I can change the seat in my car"