Because he’s more than just a little whacked, Fairfax County Police Chief Rhoererereerer-er held a press conference today to show off “the new like cool stripes I got my ma to sew on my uniform. And, like, only, only, only….only….did you hear what that voice said? Only I get to have them…so there”
Members of the press asked the chief, 157 times, if he had forgotten to take his medication this week, to which he replied “It was the cabin boys, they didn’t think I knew about the strawberries, oh, but I knew, they were all plotting against me” The chief also babbled about the stripes making him “More like bigger than Kirk and even…dare I say it?...Starfleet command”
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