BREAKING NEWS: FAIRFAX COUNTY POLICE GIVE OUT ANOTHER AWARD TO THEMSELVES

Cops spend $8 million in awards so far this year, more expected 

The Fairfax County Police awarded one of its cops a plaque for “Looking the most Asian in the group”.  The contest was, one moron said “One of those spur of the moment things to kill time.”

The idiot in charge said, “Look, we really don’t have anything else to do, we’re on large salaries, so we get paid if we work or give out awards, and besides, the tax payers are footing the bill on the plaque, so what’s the big deal?”

Chief of Police David Rhoerererer wrote a 900-page commemorative in honor of the  “Looking the most Asian in the group” from his condo in Ocean City, where he can be found these days.

The contest winner, Irvin “Shotsy” Goldberg, on left, said “I’m really drunk now, I gotta get a grip on this drinking”