We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get" I said that was wrong and he said "Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".
Officers Ryan Lazisky and Chris Crawford to marry in four days.
Fairfax County Police Officers Ryan Lazisky and Chris Crawford have announced plans to marry in New York State. According to a release from the station, Lazisky and Crawford, were on assignment at the Springfield Mall when they met and fell in love.
Police Chief Rhorererer-er said he was pleased to hear about the pending marriage and added “Let me make this analogy about my Gay officers and marriage. If a tree falls in the florist, where would you bury the survivors.? I think that about says it all.”
The chief also said that he would be giving the officers a plaque and an award because “I put in a couple hundred grand for plaques and an awards in the budget, cause you know, it ain’t my money, so why not? Hell I don’t live in Fairfax County”
The couple said that after their vows they would be living outside of Fairfax County as well.
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