Hello, I’m chief Rhorerer-er

I give out plaques and various awards.  To anyone.  For anything. You name it, whatever the cause, me and my awards will be there.

 We do;

Weddings  
Baptisms
Funerals
Bar-mitzvah
Whatever those urine colored people celebrate.

LIKE, I’M SO THERE!

 How do I do it? Easy. I “work” for the county government. I got nothing but time and unarmed people to kill. How do we pay for all these awards?  Your tax dollar, that’s how. And where does that money come from? I don’t know. I’ve always been on the dole. I imagine money grows on trees or something.   Anyway, don’t worry about money, I never do. So call me for all your plaques and various awards needs.