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The Rhorer-er family album

Cousin Bruno, he walks on the other side of the law....................

Good plan but you gotta remember "Get Out of the Way"

Unconvinced by your argument

A look back in the Rhorer-er-er family album

Before I took this job giving out awards, I tried Hollywood for a while, I got a piliot too, it was called "Midget A Team" that's me in the red shirt. We dodn't get picked up, something about Black Face not being funny anymore, I dunno, it was something like that.

Okay, so, once we bang down the door, we all rush in, but not all at once, because you remember what happened the last time we did that"

Hey GI! It me, generic asian guy! what deal I have for you, GI!

THE NEW KINSU KNIFE!

IT CUT ANYTHING!

Send $19.95 to:

GAG Imports

(Generic Asian Guy Imports)

C/O Fairfax County Police

Fairfax Virginia

CASH ONLY

And now a word from Chief Rhorerer-er

You know, when I'm not out there giving out awards, I....well, lets face it, that's pretty much all I do, ...well I deny a lot of stuff, that takes a few hours a week, but anyway, if I actually did do anything......I'll pause here and let all of you not working in government have a laugh....if I actually did do anything I would work to stomp out midget slavery. As you know, I come from along line of midgets. Well its a short line, I mean, being midgets and all, so this issue is on my short list...HA! Short list, oh jesus!, somebody stop me!.....anyway, if, like me you have nothing else to do all day, I beg you to get involved in wiping out midget slavery, I'd get on my knees but then I'd disappear

Thank you

I will send all of you an award later   

DWB