We all understand and sympathize with a case of blue balls but God sakes......

Hartford AR police chief was arrested for allegedly coercing sex from a suicidal woman he detained in exchange for his not taking her to the hospital or jail. [0] bit.ly/sjBjTK

Some things are worth getting fired for, others, not so much

Pennsylvania State constable sentenced to 1-2yrs prison for an attempt to steal millions from an armored car company’s vault [0] bit.ly/swBRVe

2 Richfield OH cops suspended 2 weeks after charged with theft for stealing a fence that fell off a truck. [1] bit.ly/vkjZ03

I shit you not

RCMP constable in Alberta pleads guilty to assaulting his former girlfriend in a dispute over snoring, he resigned afterward [0] bit.ly/uZKh0N

I shit you not.....

North Miami FL cop faces firing for an alleged plot with another police employee to cast a magic spell on a city official who was planning to slash police budgets....true story[0] bit.ly/tvgNck