We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get" I said that was wrong and he said "Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".
..and I magically make them stop being law breakers
Equal employment opportunity....because Walmart isn't hiring
Fairfax County Police vow to find "Half Donut eater" bad guy
"This is not funny, there are cops starving out there" said the chief of the Fairfax County Police, I forget his name but he kind of looks like the one of the Munchkins from that movie, you know, like, if they were a tribe of Gay munchkins instead little cute guys who sing well....but anyway, he went on to mumble "we don't have anything else to do and all the eye doctors have moved over to Maryland, so I vow to get to the bottom of this blah blah blah" he really said that last part too.
"I'm Sharon Bulova and I look like a man"
you can help....have your local police station send me as much cash as they can and I'll make sure they get away with murder.
SHARON BULOVA
WHEN I GET BOUGHT, I STAY BOUGHT
Highly decorated waiter gives bald cop grant for Rogain
"It goes on your head, don't drink it, try to remember that this time"
Fairfax County Police Learn to drink from thermoses, grant from Kennedy foundation to follow.
In September of 2011, Tool and die makers passed cops in number of
suicide rates by job...... Are you guys gonna let that happen?