"and that's Fairfax County, if you go there the cops will arrest you for DWB, driving while black"

chief gets and or gives yet ANOTHER AWARD from a tall guy

Fairfax County Police Woman holds impromptu press conference to deny she is the bear recently spotted in Great Falls

Chief hands out the Big fuck'n check award" to celebrate bilking the county out of another $200,000,000

Chief awards "The Stupid White Trash Award to cop who most wants to look either like, me, the chief, or the lead singer from Queen award"

The officer placed second in the Really long, kind of circus-like head award"

Chief threatens to arrest garden club for not letting him join

I am not short, its just that they make these speaker things bigger now days, like, ah,like TV sets...you know? Cause like there all bigger and ....um

chief announces second annual The 3rd Big Fuck'n Plate Award Ceremony

"We don't have much else to do and shit, its not our money, so why not?"

Fairfax County Police SWAT team annouce new "Eye doctor hunting season"

Black guy and his white girlfriend spotted in county, Fairfax County Police give chase

Chief Roarerer gives maitre d award for getting him a table

"He got me a table within minutes" says Fairfax County Police chief Roarer in handing out his 112 award for something this year "and he's don't even talk inside of English of nothin" added the chief "I mean I don't know that fer sure but based on his name......... maitre d  ......I figure he's either one of them Mexican-ie types or a rapper"