We called the Fairfax County police for help....the punks they sent threatened to arrest us. One cop tells my wife that if she keeps crying he'll arrest her and the other cop, La Forge or something, says to me "You call the police this what you get" I said that was wrong and he said "Go ahead, say more fuck'n thing prick" and I thought "Well if you insist".
Fairfax County Police Hire new cop so they can laugh at him
"We were like 'man, we should spend the money on some police shit but when we saw this guy we were like 'ah dude'...we're pretty sure its guy...so we hired him, its great to have more money than you know what to do with like you know?"