In an unusual defense against charges that he beat an unarmed citizen, Fairfax County Police Officer Mohammed “Call me Moe or I’ll kidnap you” Oluwa says that he did not beat citizen James Darden as Darden walked to church in 2010, but rather, that he had committed a “Holy Jihad” on the janitor ,and, in fact, he has declared a Jihad against the whole of Fairfax County.
When asked why he had declared a Jihad on the people of Fairfax, Officer Oluwa, who does not speak English and let’s take a moment and pause in a prayer of thanks for that, said “Jihad!”
When asked what color the sky is, Oluwa also responded “Jihad!” because that’s exactly what this country needs, another imported psychopath.
“He is one crazy, fuck” says Police Chief Rhoererererer says with a smile” But you know, I ain’t all there either but the little man who lives inside my head said to tell you he’s sane as shit…anyway, yeah ole, Moe…he’s a piss riot….I’ll tell ya, the entertainment value alone in hiring these little brown bastards makes it all worth while"
Oluwa’s lawyer Baucom with the Fairfax County Attorney’s Office was unavailable for comment because she was frantically trying to get out another resume before the 5:00.
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