Big news: Fairfax County Police investigate Fairfax County Police in shooting of Centerville man and find Fairfax Police innocent in shooting…..….

............in a related story, Fairfax County Police also find themselves innocent of any wrong doing in the deaths of the next five people they gun down.

      "We just figured" lisped Chief Roarerer " It would save time for everyone and allow me to return to my true mission...finding a cure of shortness, although I prefer to use the high class medical term...midgetitize...some'n like that"    

Chief Roarerer